Corrupt A Wish

[Slamdingo]

Granted. He's a no-call-no-show on the first day of work, and never reports for work.

I wish Twi'leks were real.

 

[Cortan]

Granted. Turns out, you are the precise definition of what they consider ugly.

I wish I could make the world itself play music.

 

[Pureblood-Sin]

Granted, listen to the beautiful wonders of Norwegian Black Metal.

I wish I could enslave people's minds by flashing my buttocks.

 

[Slamdingo]

Granted, their natural disposition is to desire your death.

I wish . . . that I had a good idea for something clever to wish for.

 

[Liam]

Granted. You have such a great idea that none of us mere mortals can even begin to comprehend it.

I wish people would stop going crazy over Jennifer Lawrence.

 

[Miz]

Granted Emma Watson's nudes are leaked.

I wish the second coming of Christ would hurry up and get it over with.

 

[Tristar]

Granted. Jesus Christ appears for a split second and then has to go back because he left the oven on. Gas prices yo.

I wish I could play the guitar professionally, awesomely.

 

[Slamdingo]

Granted. You become famous, and one day during a public appearance you are shot dead by a crazed fan.

I wish I had the Force.

 

[Pureblood-Sin]

Granted, in your deepest delusions whilst wrapped in a straight jacket.

I wish nudity were compulsory.

 

[Tristar]

Granted. This also includes fat people with flabs, and you are forced to watch them walk around.

I wish to design the most kickass game the world has ever known ze ovair.

 

[MozoWhittaker]

Granted, but you don't get any good publicity or advertising, so it goes relatively unsold and won't receive a lot of success until it is revisited years after your company goes under.

I wish I could have the world's greatest philly cheese steak sandwich.

 

[Slamdingo]

Granted, but you can't eat it too.

I wish I was a famous actor.

 

[Tristar]

Granted. You are famous for being a bad actor, and everyone hates your guts.

 

[Slamdingo]

You forgot to make a wish. The corruption of this is that you are never allowed to correct yourself.

I wish writer's block wasn't a thing.

 

[Pureblood-Sin]

Granted, its a who...and its coming for you!

I wish I wish I didn't kill that fish.

 

[Murdock]

Granted, you didn't kill that fish, instead it killed you.

I wish Tobey Maguire stayed on as Spider-Man/Peter Parker and him and Sam Raimi made the greatest superhero movie ever!

 

[Rathenmedus]

Granted, however, everyone has come to hate Toby so much that they refuse to see him in the next movie and the only ones who appreciate it are the cast and comic book appreciators themselves. It goes down in history as the best Spider-man movie, but widely underappreciated, it does not make the box office and the companies involved go bankrupt. Marvel continues on, never to focus on Spiderman again.

I wish there was no such thing as Superman.

 

[Fang.]

Granted, Batman was better anyways.

I wish I could montage through studying like in TV shows and come out with a good grade

 

[Rathenmedus]

Spoiler: Note

True dat. Batman makes DC in my opinion. Him, Green Arrow and Green Lantern.

I wish I could montage through studying like in TV shows and come out with a good grade

Granted. You get stuck with C+' and B's when you use your montage. The C grades turn out on the most important of assignments. Bs come out on not so important assignments.

I wish it was cheaper to buy all the stuff I need for my business.

 

[Black Noise]

Granted, but now the cost of normal living is skyrocketed and you're only capable of affording your internet service and ramen noodles.

Forever.

I wish I could replace my hard drive without losing all my things...