Corrupt A Wish

[Murdock]

Granted, you find vanilla blu, but it tastes like feet and it makes you so addicted that you can't stop doing it even though the taste of feet is constantly in your mouth.

I wish I had the power and control of flying, so I could fly anywhere I wanted.

 

[Andrewza]

Granted, the you seen as a threat and hunted down.

I wish PT did not hurt afterwards

 

[Miz]

Granted you never get any gainz.

I wish i were the best writer in the whole wide world.

 

[Pureblood-Sin]

Granted, you are good writing an accurate portrayal of a person's future...in the form of their gruesome demise.

I wish it would rain fire and brimstone.

 

[Ender]

Granted.

I wish for the above poster to post in our thread

 

[Slamdingo]

Granted, Pureblood posts that they have to back out.

I wish I had some more grape-flavored water.

 

[Tristar]

Granted. You have Grape Flavoured Piss.

I wish that boredom was not a thing we have to suffer about.

 

[Slamdingo]

Granted. Everybody in the world now has to murder at least one other person a day or be summarily executed. Boredom is no longer an issue.

I wish I no longer had grape-flavored piss.

 

[Andrewza]

granted, now it is chilly flavoured.


I wish it was payday every day, but only for me.

 

[Tristar]

Granted. You are paid one trilliion zimbabwe dollars every day and cannot switch your pay into another currency.

I wish for the ability to kill at will through my mind at a mental command only i know and use, that is not externally triggered. Hah

 

[Andrewza]

(Fine with me that is 2760000USD a day. http://zwd.fxexchangerate.com/zar/)

Granted, but the whole world knows this and you get assented due to the risk you are.


I wish I could control time

 

[Pureblood-Sin]

Granted, you can only control a clock though.

I wish the world was ruled by very stereotypical Goths.

 

[Miz]

Granted, but being upbeat and happy is frowned upon.

I wish I had mad hops.

 

[Pureblood-Sin]

Granted, but being upbeat and happy is frowned upon.

I doubt we'd be able to see the difference...

Granted, say hello to your new malignant tumour.

I wish Heavy Metal became the UK's state religion.

 

[Liam]

Granted, everyone moves out of the UK.

I wish that I had a cool name.

 

[Tristar]

Granted; your name is now Cool McCoolson Cool the Third. You cannot change this name and it must be pronounced in full.

I wish nobody listens to crappy musics and drift to rock!

 

[Crim]

Granted, but Kidz Bop does a cover of all the good songs. The original versions become impossible to find. All questionable lyrics become replaced by kid-friendly lyrics. The FCC bans anyone from making new music not sung by people under 10.

I wish the New 52 comics weren't so bad.

 

[Murdock]

Granted, the New 52 Comics aren't bad. They are in fact so good that soon people view them as religious texts and start worshipping the comics. All other religions are forgotten or disbanded and everyone worships the new 52.

I wish I could be in the Star Wars universe and be a really good smuggler and have an awesome ship.

 

[Slamdingo]

Granted. You make a disturbing centerpiece

I wish I had X-Ray vision.

 

[Liam]

Granted. You see through everything. You look through people, past buildings and obstacles, and into the ever-expanding regions of space.

I wish that I had a personal butler named Chives.