Cregan Sets The Galaxy Straight

[Bayani Isko]

Hello again Master Drast.

Thank you for your honest answer to my last message. It means a great deal, more than you know. Don’t worry no philosophical inquiries this rotation, but a new question nonetheless. Traveling the galaxy has been very eventful to say the least but it’s gets lonely at times. Also I began to notice a lot of people hooking up with one another as couples, especially with the Exiles causing trouble again and it’s makes those feelings worse.

Also I’m finding myself becoming more attracted to girls but you wouldn’t call me a great romantic. Ask me to memorize all of the founders of the Republic by name and I can do that with my eyes closed, but asking a young lady out for a bit to eat...not very good odds. Sure I can speak well enough but usually embrass myself for one stupid reason or another. You seem to be ‘experienced’ with relationships, got any personal tips?

Sincerely, Bayani Isko

 

[Darth Evandrus]

Blythe @sparkleprincess220 ・ 49m

Messaged @CreganDoldan

Omg cregan i just got the biggest clothing haul of my life. i found the cutest red and green plaid skirt ever and it fits me perfectly. Next time you visit we should totally like go clothing shopping together. are you into wearing skirts? i think you'd look totally cute in one.

Hey there Blythe!

Glad you got out there and went shopping - treat yoself gurl!

I bet it looks so FETCH on you, girl!

I'm not a big skirt wearer, myself, you know? I don't know what it is but I find the idea of skirts to be a bit too odd for me. I mean, I know I've got the legs for them, you know? But I'm just not into them.

However, summer IS around the corner and I need some swimwear. Thinking I need to make sure that the swimsuit isn't too tight this year - the boys smarted a bit if you know what I mean? This was me last year - Oooooh take me back~!

​

Your bessie for life,
Cregan

 

[Darth Evandrus]

Hello again Master Drast.

Thank you for your honest answer to my last message. It means a great deal, more than you know. Don’t worry no philosophical inquiries this rotation, but a new question nonetheless. Traveling the galaxy has been very eventful to say the least but it’s gets lonely at times. Also I began to notice a lot of people hooking up with one another as couples, especially with the Exiles causing trouble again and it’s makes those feelings worse.

Also I’m finding myself becoming more attracted to girls but you wouldn’t call me a great romantic. Ask me to memorize all of the founders of the Republic by name and I can do that with my eyes closed, but asking a young lady out for a bit to eat...not very good odds. Sure I can speak well enough but usually embrass myself for one stupid reason or another. You seem to be ‘experienced’ with relationships, got any personal tips?

Sincerely, Bayani Isko

Hello again my friend!

It's fine - I've been called many things but liar is not one of them! Even Evalyn would say that my honesty is one of my (only) redeeming characteristics! But I get what you mean - loneliness is a silent killer and it'll creep up on you faster than you might realise until, before you know it, you're alone and you're tired and there's no one there to help you with your burdens.

Well, there's something we need to confirm first; are you looking for a lasting, meaningful, relationship or are you looking for a hook up?

Kind of a trick question to start off with because the first thing you need for either is the same - confidence. Not arrogance but it's a fine line between the two I understand. But you need to project confidence, even when your knees are shaking from the walk over to the bar or because you're afraid that the woman you love with all your heart might not feel the same way. You need to be confident even when you have nothing but doubts in your mind.

If you're looking for a hook up? That, plus some chemistry, is all you really need. The rest is just biology and that comes easy enough to everyone!

Love though... love is... difficult.

I could give you a play by play of how I fell in love with my wife. I could tell you everything about what it means to me when she even just holds my hand but... you wouldn't get it. To paraphrase a man;

"You can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone could level you with her eyes."

You wouldn't understand it - and that's not your fault at all. In fact, it's just your loss and it's something that you will need to discover for yourself.

If... no... when, you find someone you love more than anything in this life or the next, come and ask me again and we'll talk about what Love is. And you'll understand why I may have been a bit harsh at the suggestion that anyone can teach how to fall in Love.

I look forward to speaking to you again, when you know, in your heart, what love truly is.

- Cregan

 

[Cod Tavz]

Good morning mister Krogan,

I am sending this message to inform you that a Zygerian Prince has an exceptional offer for you. Due to legal troubles they are unable to access their vast fortune, but with some help from you they could regain it and their throne something that will lead to your great reward. Please send 5000 credits in a wire to [email protected]

If that first one didn't work for some reason I am also a hot single in your area. I am DTF which is short for Down to flarg which is a popular new game with the youth. Please provide your credit card information so I can do a background check on you for my safety.

Did that one work? It probably did, but just in case this message is also haunted. Tag five of your closest friends or your favorite girl will suffer a terrible fate.

Sincerely,
Cod Tavz and or a hot local single and or a ghost

P.S. you look like a pirate angel

 

[Jinlo Halan]

Good evening Master Doldan..... sorry ....Cregan

Was browsing the holonet when had come accross a video on YouHolovid, Watch Greedo presents top 10 Cregan Doldan moments. I'm guessing this might have something to do with the rumours of a bounty being placed on you? And probably completely biased.... any ways I thought it might be better if you could share your top ten moments? Rather than a list that doesn't cast you in a good light....

Oh and doesn't look like I've got your old terminal, so your photo albums with the other master's might be elsewhere. Hopefully you can find them soon!

- Jin

 

[Eisa Nimbus]

Oi oi Creggy!!

Love the work you did on Alderaan! A right proper cacophony of booms that was, the detonations were a bit lacking though!!

Next time you want to level a structure, give us a shout! Got lots of toys that will get the party off with a bang!

Eisa

 

[Darth Evandrus]

Good morning mister Krogan,

I am sending this message to inform you that a Zygerian Prince has an exceptional offer for you. Due to legal troubles they are unable to access their vast fortune, but with some help from you they could regain it and their throne something that will lead to your great reward. Please send 5000 credits in a wire to [email protected]

If that first one didn't work for some reason I am also a hot single in your area. I am DTF which is short for Down to flarg which is a popular new game with the youth. Please provide your credit card information so I can do a background check on you for my safety.

Did that one work? It probably did, but just in case this message is also haunted. Tag five of your closest friends or your favorite girl will suffer a terrible fate.

Sincerely,
Cod Tavz and or a hot local single and or a ghost

P.S. you look like a pirate angel

I...

There are no words.

Good evening Master Doldan..... sorry ....Cregan

Was browsing the holonet when had come accross a video on YouHolovid, Watch Greedo presents top 10 Cregan Doldan moments. I'm guessing this might have something to do with the rumours of a bounty being placed on you? And probably completely biased.... any ways I thought it might be better if you could share your top ten moments? Rather than a list that doesn't cast you in a good light....

Oh and doesn't look like I've got your old terminal, so your photo albums with the other master's might be elsewhere. Hopefully you can find them soon!

- Jin

Heya Jin!

I have a top ten list? Huh. Neat... but naturally my own version will be superior!

Oh look... here it is!

1. The True Devil and I
2. For Eternity
3. Sweet and Sour
4. His Diamond
5. When a Man Loves a Woman
   
6. Don't Be What They Made You
7. Ashes of the Past
8. Ain't No Rest For The Wicked
9. The Devil and I
10. The House of the Rising Sun

Oi oi Creggy!!

Love the work you did on Alderaan! A right proper cacophony of booms that was, the detonations were a bit lacking though!!

Next time you want to level a structure, give us a shout! Got lots of toys that will get the party off with a bang!

Eisa

Hi there Eisa!

Normally I go by 'Cregan' but I think I can make an exception - you seem like something of a fan and a nice girl so why not eh?

I was happy with Alderaan... other people were not... but hey, I did a good deed and did it spectacularly! So why the kriff cares right? Not me.

I did a good thing and I had fun doing it - double win!

Hmm... with Exile help? I mean, I think Evalyn (@Valen Pelora) and Wyck (@Malon) might object to that...

On the other hand though my wife (@Sreeya) has been asking me to spend more time with her people (it's like a step dad spending time with the kids that hate him) so...

Yeah, I'm DTB!

Down To BOOM!

Setting up the bomb,
Cregan Drast

 

[Eisa Nimbus]

Yay!!!! Id be down for booms!!

Oooh oooh I also drew a picture of you! Hopefully Kravos doesn't mind it was over his parking space!!!

 

[The Wook]

From: deezwooknutz@shadaamail .holo
To: Cregan Drast
Subject: AAAUIOFOAAAGH
Attachments: InvitationalWookvsDarren.mp4

"UUGHGHHHGH RAAAAAAHHGH AAAAAHNR AGUHWWGGGGHHH UUGGGH RAAAAAAHHGH UUGHGUUGHHHGHGHGHHHGH WRRHWRWWHW AWWGGGGHHH AAAAAHNR AARRRAGGHUUHW HUURH. RAAAAAAHHGH AAAAAHNR UUGHGUUGHHHGHGHGHHHGH, WRRHWRWWHW, UUGHGUUGHHHGHGHGHHHGH AARRRAGGHUUHW AARRRAGGHUUHW WRRHW UUGGGH. HUUGUUGHGHG UUGHGUUGHHHGHGHGHHHGH HUUGUUGHGHG UUGHGHHHGH WUUH UUGHGUUGHHHGHGHGHHHGH RAAAAAAHHGH HUUGUUGHGHG UUGHGHHHGH AAAAAHNR. AGUHWWGGGGHHH UGGGUH UUGHGHHHGH RAAAAAAHHGH HUURH HUUGUUGHGHG AARRRAGGHUUHW HUUGUUGHGHG RAAAAAAHHGH AARRRAGGHUUHW HNNNHRRHHH HUURH HUURH UUGHGHHHGH.


-WOK"

 

[Darren Romulus Reed]

From: deezwooknutz@shadaamail .holo
To: Cregan Drast
Subject: AAAUIOFOAAAGH
Attachments: InvitationalWookvsDarren.mp4

"UUGHGHHHGH RAAAAAAHHGH AAAAAHNR AGUHWWGGGGHHH UUGGGH RAAAAAAHHGH UUGHGUUGHHHGHGHGHHHGH WRRHWRWWHW AWWGGGGHHH AAAAAHNR AARRRAGGHUUHW HUURH. RAAAAAAHHGH AAAAAHNR UUGHGUUGHHHGHGHGHHHGH, WRRHWRWWHW, UUGHGUUGHHHGHGHGHHHGH AARRRAGGHUUHW AARRRAGGHUUHW WRRHW UUGGGH. HUUGUUGHGHG UUGHGUUGHHHGHGHGHHHGH HUUGUUGHGHG UUGHGHHHGH WUUH UUGHGUUGHHHGHGHGHHHGH RAAAAAAHHGH HUUGUUGHGHG UUGHGHHHGH AAAAAHNR. AGUHWWGGGGHHH UGGGUH UUGHGHHHGH RAAAAAAHHGH HUURH HUUGUUGHGHG AARRRAGGHUUHW HUUGUUGHGHG RAAAAAAHHGH AARRRAGGHUUHW HNNNHRRHHH HUURH HUURH UUGHGHHHGH.


-WOK"

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Wow
Attachment: laughing-spiderman.gif

That attachment tho...

 

[Darth Evandrus]

Yay!!!! Id be down for booms!!

Oooh oooh I also drew a picture of you! Hopefully Kravos doesn't mind it was over his parking space!!!

Who the kark is Kravos?

Sounds like a bit of a pussy to be honest - I don't think anyone will mind you drew it over his space! What's he gonna do about it eh? Cry?

Totally gonna turn out to be a bit wuss.

From: deezwooknutz@shadaamail .holo
To: Cregan Drast
Subject: AAAUIOFOAAAGH
Attachments: InvitationalWookvsDarren.mp4

"UUGHGHHHGH RAAAAAAHHGH AAAAAHNR AGUHWWGGGGHHH UUGGGH RAAAAAAHHGH UUGHGUUGHHHGHGHGHHHGH WRRHWRWWHW AWWGGGGHHH AAAAAHNR AARRRAGGHUUHW HUURH. RAAAAAAHHGH AAAAAHNR UUGHGUUGHHHGHGHGHHHGH, WRRHWRWWHW, UUGHGUUGHHHGHGHGHHHGH AARRRAGGHUUHW AARRRAGGHUUHW WRRHW UUGGGH. HUUGUUGHGHG UUGHGUUGHHHGHGHGHHHGH HUUGUUGHGHG UUGHGHHHGH WUUH UUGHGUUGHHHGHGHGHHHGH RAAAAAAHHGH HUUGUUGHGHG UUGHGHHHGH AAAAAHNR. AGUHWWGGGGHHH UGGGUH UUGHGHHHGH RAAAAAAHHGH HUURH HUUGUUGHGHG AARRRAGGHUUHW HUUGUUGHGHG RAAAAAAHHGH AARRRAGGHUUHW HNNNHRRHHH HUURH HUURH UUGHGHHHGH.


-WOK"

Hell yeah!

You know you've made it in the Galaxy when The Wook, The Living Meme of Awesome Kriff, thinks you're cool! Seriously though - I think my wife has a bigger rep than me. That girl can really bring it! Oh just one of the many, many, reasons why I love that woman I swear to the Force.

But I'd love to catch a drink some time - I'm afraid I'll turn you down on the boxing though buddy, got a long history of just hitting entirely below the belt when it comes to fist-fighting and I'd likely lapse into it. I don't want to be known as the guy who forgot he was supposed to be boxing and instead kicked The Wook in the balls! That's a good way to commit holonet suicide!

As for the lightsaber...? Well you'd have to win the drinking contest first big guy.

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Wow
Attachment: laughing-spiderman.gif

That attachment tho...

That attachment doh...

 

[Freya Velstei]

From: [email protected] aka (Senator Velstei shall take over the galaxy)
To: Cregan Drast
Subject: Salutations

It was fun viewing houses with you, hope that you and your wife have the best of luck when it comes to a family! Though I'd probably keep my eye on children when it comes to that lake. Wouldn't want to have one of them drown and come back as a serial killer like on the holomovies.