Heaven is Hotter than hell paradox

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Hey just stumbled upon something interesting, this wont' be a debate about religion for once, but about what one thinks of a conundrum in the bible.


Tempurature of Heaven

The temperature of heaven can be rather accurately computed. Our authority is the Bible, Isaiah 30:26 reads, "Moreover, the light of the moon shall be as the light of the sun and the light of the sun shall be sevenfold as the light of seven days."
Thus, heaven receives from the moon as much radiation as the earth does from the sun, and in addition seven times seven (49) times as much as the earth does from the sun, or fifty times in all. The light we receive from the moon is one ten-thousandth of the light we receive from the sun, so we can ignore that. With these data we can compute the temperature of heaven: The radiation falling on heaven will heat it to the point where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by radiation. In other words, heaven loses fifty times as much heat as the earth by radiation. Using the Stefan-Boltzmann fourth power law for radiation:
(H/E)4 = 50
where E is the absolute temperature of the earth, 300°K (273+27). This gives H the absolute temperature of heaven, as 798°K (525°C or 977°F).

The temperature of hell:

The exact temperature of hell cannot be computed but it must be less than 444.6°C, the temperature at which brimstone or sulfur changes from a liquid to a gas. As stated in Revelations 21:8: "But the fearful and unbelieving... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." A lake of molten brimstone [sulfur] means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling point, which is 444.6°C. (Above that point, it would be a vapor, not a lake.)
We have then, temperature of heaven, 525°C (977°F) and the temperature of hell, less than or equal to (=>) 444.6°C (>=832.28°F). Therefore heaven is hotter than hell.


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Whoa, that spins me out. Haha everyone always portrays heaven with pretty flowers and stuff. But it would be like a desert :CHappy:
 

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Heaven doesn't exist and the Bible is a lie.

Paradox solved.
 

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Heaven doesn't exist and the Bible is a lie.

Paradox solved.

The bible is a lie, Heaven exists, the old testament is right.Only the new testament is a lie... the old testament does not speak from the devil.
I HAVE SPOKEN!
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The bible is a lie, Heaven exists, the old testament is right.Only the new testament is a lie... the old testament does not speak from the devil.
I HAVE SPOKEN!
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I think I killed five or six brain cells while reading that.

Then I realized you're talking about the Talmud.

Meaning you are jewish.

Fascinating.

Not quite as fascinating as Sheo's post, though!
 

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Then how hot is purgatory? Hmmm? :CAbove:
 

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I think I killed five or six brain cells while reading that.

Then I realized you're talking about the Talmud.

Meaning you are jewish.

Fascinating.

Not quite as fascinating as Sheo's post, though!

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I told you like 200 Times I'm jewish.
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Since you are freaking half-asleep (or were when posting this) I'm going to perform the dance of the heroes atop your head
:CHappy:
 

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Then how hot is purgatory? Hmmm? :CAbove:

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And actually if you read Dante's Inferno then that says that the upper regions of Hell are hot and the lowest region is actually covered in ice.Though also consider that if there was a heaven and hell then there must be a God yes? And therefore if there is a God he can do anything yes? So therefore he could keep Heaven at quite a cool temperature.
 

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And actually if you read Dante's Inferno then that says that the upper regions of Hell are hot and the lowest region is actually covered in ice.Though also consider that if there was a heaven and hell then there must be a God yes? And therefore if there is a God he can do anything yes? So therefore he could keep Heaven at quite a cool temperature.

I gotta say I'd rather be in the cold part of Hell rather then the hot... I hope I get a choice when I go there :CHappy:
 

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Actually, according to Dante's Inferno the cold parts of Hell are the most painful.

I'd have to say getting stung by huge insects for eternity while running and slipping in your own puss and blood beats being frozen up to your neck in ice. Of course, when you consider what happens to manipulators and how they get their limbs chopped off daily only to re-grow has to suck as well...
 

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Heaven must be filled with crispy Mormons, then, because we all know they're the only ones who get into "heaven".
 

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Heaven must be filled with crispy Mormons, then, because we all know they're the only ones who get into "heaven".

Jews get into Jewish Heaven, where there is the jewish God with old white beard and a russian, black Beret in the Red Army uniform sending his legions against Nazi-Hell.
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Since you are freaking half-asleep (or were when posting this) I'm going to perform the dance of the heroes atop your head
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Tell them, brother! Hashem would be proud.
 

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And actually if you read Dante's Inferno then that says that the upper regions of Hell are hot and the lowest region is actually covered in ice.Though also consider that if there was a heaven and hell then there must be a God yes? And therefore if there is a God he can do anything yes? So therefore he could keep Heaven at quite a cool temperature.
Except Dante's Inferno has even less legitamacy as the Bible and no one alive tody thinks of it as a factual accounting.

Also, since the Bible is the word inspired by god, and infallible, than God couldn't change the temperature, because it would then **** up what was said in the Bible.

Contradictions galore.

I still say Hell is where the party is.
 
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