I declare an RPG war

[Fallen]

I challenge myself and nine other people to fight in a war not of characters, but of ourselves using the silly things we have all learned of from being utter geeks and nerds. Reality may only be bent so much -- so no dropping a giant moon on the other team for no reason, or any sort of godmoding. This battle will be simple:

Capture the Bac (he'll be tied to a post in the middle of the arena)

I need four people on my team, and five people for the other team. Choose your weapons wisely, as there's no going back to the menu screen after we select.

Equipment set up requirements:

Type of self-sentient
Examples would be: Borg, Twi'lek, Rodian, Human, Trekkie, Clone of a Clone's Clone, Penguin, etc.

Choose one type of armor

Two types of primary weapons
Examples would be: a gun, sword, staff, spell book, lightsaber, or familiar (such as a young dragon, crazed mynock, or mentally conscious owl.)

Some type of grenade, (up to two) Force or Force-like power, or secondary weapon

A theme song for yourself

And an optional cape.

And you can bet on who's gonna win.
Team names shall be decided upon there being more than one participant in this fight.




My stats:

Type of self-sentient:
Cyborg

One type of armor:
The suit from Dark Void (ala-jetpack! albeit weaker because of it)

Two types of primary weapons:
The Gravity Gun (Half-Life 2)
The Needler (Halo)

Some type of secondary weapon:
Angry Birds (Angry Birds)

A theme song for yourself:
Heart of Courage -- Two Steps from Hell

No cape

 

[Sreeya]

..No offense but this sounds retarded..

 

[Zach]

Species:
Penguin

Armor:
Predator Armor

Two Primary Weapons:
AK-47
Green Lightsaber

Secondary Weapon:
Shoulder Plasma Cannon

Theme Song:
Mambo Gallego --- Tito Puente
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB0Y8hulSCk

Cape:
You bet your ass


EDIT:

..No offense but this sounds retarded..

Don't be a hata! XD

 

[Fallen]

..No offense but this sounds retarded..

The intent is for silliness, good sir/madam/alien. It's a great deal more neuron using than, say, the El Pic Game.

And Zach, you are welcome to my team. I am still debating the name.

 

[Zach]

And Zach, you are welcome to my team. I am still debating the name.

*Cartman Voice*
Shweeet...

Perhaps Team Omega Death Justification League?

 

[Yuno Retje]

I wants-a to join! :P

Type of self-sentient:
Sangheili (from Halo, more commonly known as "Elites")

One type of armor:
Scout Trooper armor refitted for a Sangheili

Two types of primary weapons:
DUAL ENERGY SWORDS and a rotary laser cannon

Some type of secondary weapon:
Can my familiar be a floating robot head thingy with laser abilities?

A theme song for yourself:
"Headstrong" by Trapt

Cape:
**** YEAH I WANT A CAPE!

Is this acceptable?

 

[Brandon Rhea]

You have a strange obsession with me, Fallen.

 

[GABA]

This is just odd period.

 

[Fallen]

You have a strange obsession with me, Fallen.

It's not an obsession, I just decided you'd be the proper flag since you're a symbol of the RP forum.

 

[Zach]

If we don't get enough people for this, i suggest Bac be tied to a pole wearing a white dress and shaking a hanky for his mighty savior and everyone who signed up fights in a battle-royale.

 

[Enishi]

I cast a spell!

someone roll the d100

derp

 

[Fallen]

If we don't get enough people for this, i suggest Bac be tied to a pole wearing a white dress and shaking a hanky for his mighty savior and everyone who signed up fights in a battle-royale.

We aren't fighting to sav Bac, we're fighting over who gets to either throw him off a cliff, torture him with repeated :bitchezs, or throw him into a pit of lava :CSly

 

[Fallen]

I cast a spell!

someone roll the d100

derp

No starting the fight until you've joined a team and the battle has BEGUN, you :bitchez.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

If we don't get enough people for this, i suggest Bac be tied to a pole wearing a white dress and shaking a hanky for his mighty savior and everyone who signed up fights in a battle-royale.

Like that's never happened to me before...

 

[Yuno Retje]

If we don't get enough people for this, i suggest Bac be tied to a pole wearing a white dress and shaking a hanky for his mighty savior and everyone who signed up fights in a battle-royale.

I second that.

 

[Wing]

This sounds stupid.

 

[Fallen]

This sounds stupid.

A future note to anyone else who feels the need to say this:

THIS IS COMEDIC RELIEF/COMBAT PRACTICE! IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT, EITHER CONTACT AN ADMIN OR JUST DON'T JOIN! I NEVER SAID EVERYONE HAD TO! AND APPARENTLY MY FIRST RESPONSE TO A COMMENT LIKE THIS WAS NOT NOTICED. I AM NOT TROLLING HERE, I AM JUST BEING -VERY- CLEAR.
Have I made myself perfectly clear now?:CSly

 

[Ender]

Type of self-sentient:
Jango Fett's Clone (RepCom Style)

One type of armor:
Mk VI MJLONIR Armor (ODST Helm, VI chest plates and Shoulders, ODST knees)

Two types of primary weapons:
M99 Stanchion (Halo)
DC-17

Some type of secondary weapon:
TEH FORCE

A theme song for yourself:
When They Come for Me--Linkin Park

No cape

 

[Random Hero]

I am The Reapers, all organic life in the Galaxy ceases to exist. I win.

 

[Zach]

Yo, I COMPLETELY forgot about this thread. What's happening? Can we do a battle royal? I seriously want to charge someone with my lightsaber-wielding penguin with an AK-47 in the other hand.