has a pet cat!" Then, Mr. T broke the iron bars and use them as bats so we could beat the guards. I then decided it would be cool to escape the prison by climbing out through the
bar of soap and had the toilet somehow go up my ass without killing me. I somehow managed to escape from prison with the toilet up my ass, and proceeded to ask Mr. T to punch the toilet out of my ass. He did so, causing it to ricochet
and kill Katy Perry. Sad about it for five seconds, I proceeded to enslave Constantine and make him write the rest of the Deus Ex RP threads. Then I ate a sandwich and
cried myself to sleep because it's hard making up Locations to utilize in a Diverse RP because it takes bloody ages and work doesn't help, but alas I reincarnated Katy Perry as a Sex God and transferred my slave status to her sexual needs, not satisfied enough any more as I had now become a sex god myself, I proceeded to jump out of the sexual heavens and began my descent down to the surface of the earth, where I landed on a
midget, thus smushing it into nothing. Feeling violent, I then proceeded to hunt down every human being on Earth and kill them in various, drawn out ways. Then I