Jiang at probing day

[Project]

Kitty! says:
Prooooobing day.
Jiang says:
oh god MY PENIS
IT BURNS
Kitty! says:
IT BURND WITH FIERY LUST!
BURNS*
Jiang says:
THERE IS A LIGHTSABER IN MY DICK
Dx
Kitty! says:
THAT IS HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE!
Jiang says:
I think that's what AIDS feels like, tbh...
Kitty! says:
Why don't you look at me when we make sweet, sweet Sadomasochism sex anymore, Hakim? Have my breasts become too big?
Jiang says:
My love, I regret to inform you, but...
I have developed a fetish for flat chested women.
We will need to remove the C4 from your breasts. With a rusty butterknife.
That way you may be flat chested and beautiful again!
Kitty! says:
No!
You, you, sick despicable dog!
PERVERTED DOG!
*gets her whip*
PERVERTED DOG!
Jiang says:
No, master!
NOT THE WHIP!
Kitty! says:
*starts whipping the shit out of Jiang*/
You DIRTY DOG!
Jiang says:
BUT I AM A CAT
Kitty! says:
*Whips him harder*
PERVERTED PIG!
Jiang says:
I AM CAAAAAT
*sobs*
Kitty! says:
*whips him even harder 'till he falls to the floor, and jumps on him, holding her whip high*
Jiang says:
But if you whip me more I will die of infection!
Kitty! says:
*sweats and coughs, her clothing hangs down her body*
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK BACK TO ME, YOU DOG!
*whips him again*
Jiang says:
*sobs hysterically*
Kitty! says:
NYA!
Nyaaaaaa!

Don't ask why, just don't.

 

[Jiang Winters]

MADNESS. :CStern

 

[T.J]

.... The ****? :CDumb

 

[Dread]

...First female terminator with a Vagina cannon then some kinky twisted flirting with whips?

 

[Will]

madness. :cstern

sparta

 

[Jiang Winters]

...First female terminator with a Vagina cannon then some kinky twisted flirting with whips?

She wasn't a terminator, she was just a messed up protocol droid. Like C3P0. Only sexier. And with boobies. :bitchez

 

[Dread]

She wasn't a terminator, she was just a messed up protocol droid. Like C3P0. Only sexier. And with boobies. :bitchez

I see...

She sounds more like a HK-series assassin droid then a protocol droid now.

Carry on with your crazyness then.

 

[Matt]

Awesome!

Another thread posting an unfunny MSN conversation.

Can't get enough of these!
:CFuu

 

[Project]

Awesome!

Another thread posting an unfunny MSN conversation.

Can't get enough of these!
:CFuu

I think you're just a bit too...
:CScool
*puts on Sunglasses*
touchy.

 

[Mr. Crunchy]

Awesome!

Another thread posting an unfunny MSN conversation.

Can't get enough of these!
:CFuu

^

 

[Dread]

I think you're just a bit too...
:CScool
*puts on Sunglasses*
touchy.

LOL @ horatio caine reference.

+5 LAWL points for you.

 

[Jake]

What else could that smiley be there for?

 

[Horizon]

Awesome!

Another thread posting an unfunny MSN conversation.

Can't get enough of these!
:CFuu

This.

 

[Samara]

I lmao'ed


Althought i was expecting Jiang to die in the end :CSly

 

[Project]

I lmao'ed


Althought i was expecting Jiang to die in the end :CSly

I would never kill my familiar.
Even if he's a sick, perverted, despicable DOG.

:CStern