So, I'm rightly ashamed for the idiots that represent and live in my country.
Foreign friends, any advice on getting a visa and moving over?
Just go to the UK, my friend. 'Specially Ireland.
True, I do sometimes wonder if drunk people would be a better choice to some of the people on FOX and the net.
(Yes, I know the stereotype isn't all accurate. But this is the Internet. Accuracy is for white short wearers and lawyers!)
No offense taken. I quite fit the stereotype. I drink a lot, have a short temper, and swear more than marines. I only speak for myself, here.
Go back to Russia!
Well, my faith in Humanity is now lost if those nutters actually believe that, hey does anyone know if that whole plan to colonize mars corporately is still accepting applications?
I used to be a conspiracy theorist!
Then I got slapped around by my ex girlfriend and forced to go outside without a tinfoil hat.
Now I'm a lizard.
Meow meow.
Then good thing this is happening:
http://dailycurrant.com/2013/10/14/house-republicans-schedule-obama-impeachment-hearings/
...Oh wait, it isn't. Sorry, fellow Right Wing Gun-married 'Muricans. I guess our government just doesn't love us. How dare they not impeach the Black Hitler.
Dear gods, this is beautiful.