Plot Twist!

[Lost Hero]

Plot twist: You've been trying to drive a camel

I ate cheese with steak and now I've gotta take a dump

 

[Joy Carleec]

Plot Twist: You actually live in a sewer. Dump away!

I went to the cinema today to watch Episode VII

 

[Cortan]

Plot twist: Episode VII of a singapore dubbed anime.

This summer, the greatest showdown in the ancient world begins.

 

[Ender]

Plot twist. Typo. You meant to say hoe down.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U-Wz_Hg1ww0

I punched a baby and went to jail.

 

[Zay]

Plot twist: the baby was evil you got a medal

I went for a walk and saw a fine looking lady.

 

[Dmitri]

Plot twist: the baby was evil you got a medal

I went for a walk and saw a fine looking lady.

Plot twist: She's a black widow.

The chicken crossed the road.

 

[Gaja]

Twist: But was run over by a bus.


Ralf is a up and coming writer who is lazy and has no girlfriend but a heart of gold.

 

[Ender]

Plot twist: He dies due to heart complications of having a heart of gold. A better question is how the hell did he live this long?

I ordered a pizza but it was late.

 

[Cainhurst Crow]

Plot Twist: It never arrived because the phone call was all a dream

Jon went to bestbuy and bought himself a computer

 

[Lost Hero]

Twist: he bought an actual apple instead of a computer

A krayt dragon and a dianoga walk into a cantina...

 

[Sess]

Twist: he bought an actual apple instead of a computer

A krayt dragon and a dianoga walk into a cantina...

The cantina is destroyed and they are taken to court forced to pay massive amounts of money for damages. As they are animals, they are both sent to jail, having no money to compensate the owner.

Luke Skywalker discovers a time machine, and decides to use it.

 

[Noirceur]

It takes him to early Coruscant where, unable to understand him, he is slaughtered by the Taung.

France reaches the World Cup final.

 

[Sess]

It takes him to early Coruscant where, unable to understand him, he is slaughtered by the Taung.

France reaches the World Cup final.

Plot twist: They have nosebleed seats, and no money for snacks.

Midichlorians are discovered in human beings from this reality, alternate realities are discovered, we have the power to create peace.

 

[Black Noise]

Plot twist: the midichlorians are actually red blood cells, and enraged by this, Star Wars fans start WWIII.

Jonny went out to buy a carton of delicious orange juice.

 

[Outlander]

Plot Twist: The store was closed. Also, Oranges no longer exist in this reality.

Mark starts dancing like a fool at a party.

 

[Ender]

Plot Twist: The store was closed. Also, Oranges no longer exist in this reality.

Mark starts dancing like a fool at a party.

That and the orange juiced himself two pages back.

Plot twist: The Communist Party deems this too free spirited, sends him to the Ukraine and is promptly executed.

Taking a poo was hard for George Bush Sr.

 

[Outlander]

Plot Twist: So he nuked the Russians.

Story: Miley Cyrus cleans up her act and starts leading a productive life.

 

[The Derp of Hooves]

Plot Twist: she becomes the president of america

Disney produces an awesome trilogy for star wars

 

[Ender]

Releases in India only

TVs turn into giant death robots intent on killing mankind

 

[Zay]

Plot twist: its all a pilot for a new anime

I woke up as a walrus.