Plot Twist!

[Kaane]

Plot twist: You actually woke up as John Lennon.

A Navy SEAL Corps embarks on a daring mission into hostile territory.

 

[Maxx]

Plot Twist: The hostile territory is his mother-in-law's house.

A drunk gets pulled into a government conspiracy.

 

[Cortan]

Plot Twist: "Where did JFK's chicken McNugget go?"

Welcome to a world of dreams and adventure...!

 

[Ender]

Located in the iron islands!

Doesn't matter, had sex

 

[The Derp of Hooves]

the girl turned out to be a guy

i had the perfect muffin

 

[Steel]

There is icing on the muffin, thus making it a cupcake.

I am posting on SWRP and enjoying myself.