Ruler of the Hill

[Galykia]

The Rules are simple, I conquer the hill and the next poster writes a way to take it away from me, Either by killing me, pushing me off or whatever you want. Post whatever you can come up with but make it short and sweet.

I walk up the hill and claim it mine.

 

[Phil]

After Mulluns finishes watching "King of the Hill", he gets up and goes over to said Hill and pushes Galykia off it when he is not looking.

 

[Lavi]

Baits Mulluns away with goggles and builds a fortress for Lavi's kingdom (rawrawrrawrrawr) to keep him from coming back.

 

[Galykia]

I hijak a military fighter jet that destroys the castles walls and everyone in it. I then parachute down and mark it as mine.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

I drop a nuke on the hill blowing it into many hills. I then go to one of the hills and claim it as my own

 

[Lavi]

Lavi digs his way underneath Ruukil's hill and pulls him underneath liek a monster, trapping him in the ground. He then takes the hill as his own.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

Ruukil moves to another hill.

 

[Kath]

The Witch-King comes in with the Nine on their Nazgul bringing with them Orcs, Trolls, and Uruk-hai. They attack the two hills killing the defenders and build great fortresses on them.

 

[Ser Yorick]

I follow you to Paris, return to the scene of the crime, examine the evidence whilst a flashback occurs for the audience as I relive what happened. I then call an old friend whom I used to work with back during the war and engage in a figurative pissing contest, win, then using information another friend sends me after having asked him to use his connections to track down the spotter in order to attempt to interrogate him to get to the bottom of this whole mess. I fail, as the spotter is hit by a truck. Then, I follow the trail to a construction site, kill almost everybody there, rescue a girl, who leads me to Marco, whom I spoke with over the phone near the beginning. I kill him via electrocution after getting the name I was looking for, Patrice Saint-Clair. I attend Patrice's party, inadvertently get captured, killed those hired to kill me "quietly" the proceed to kill Saint-Clair after asking him nicely where his client went. I follow the client to a boat, but miss it, so I steal the car used to transport him, drive up to an overlooking bridge and jump onto the yacht. Whilst on the yacht, I kill every guard by taking the gun off of the one before the next, then finally kill the bad guy and rescue my daughter.

After all this, I get my daughter vocal lessons from an acclaimed vocal coach paid for by a famous singer whose life I saved earlier in the movie.

Oh, and I kill you and take your ****ing hill.

 

[Wing]

Aw, I thought this was about the show King of the Hill.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

I follow you to Paris, return to the scene of the crime, examine the evidence whilst a flashback occurs for the audience as I relive what happened. I then call an old friend whom I used to work with back during the war and engage in a figurative pissing contest, win, then using information another friend sends me after having asked him to use his connections to track down the spotter in order to attempt to interrogate him to get to the bottom of this whole mess. I fail, as the spotter is hit by a truck. Then, I follow the trail to a construction site, kill almost everybody there, rescue a girl, who leads me to Marco, whom I spoke with over the phone near the beginning. I kill him via electrocution after getting the name I was looking for, Patrice Saint-Clair. I attend Patrice's party, inadvertently get captured, killed those hired to kill me "quietly" the proceed to kill Saint-Clair after asking him nicely where his client went. I follow the client to a boat, but miss it, so I steal the car used to transport him, drive up to an overlooking bridge and jump onto the yacht. Whilst on the yacht, I kill every guard by taking the gun off of the one before the next, then finally kill the bad guy and rescue my daughter.

After all this, I get my daughter vocal lessons from an acclaimed vocal coach paid for by a famous singer whose life I saved earlier in the movie.

Oh, and I kill you and take your ****ing hill.

Good movie.

 

[Dan.]

I follow you to Paris, return to the scene of the crime, examine the evidence whilst a flashback occurs for the audience as I relive what happened. I then call an old friend whom I used to work with back during the war and engage in a figurative pissing contest, win, then using information another friend sends me after having asked him to use his connections to track down the spotter in order to attempt to interrogate him to get to the bottom of this whole mess. I fail, as the spotter is hit by a truck. Then, I follow the trail to a construction site, kill almost everybody there, rescue a girl, who leads me to Marco, whom I spoke with over the phone near the beginning. I kill him via electrocution after getting the name I was looking for, Patrice Saint-Clair. I attend Patrice's party, inadvertently get captured, killed those hired to kill me "quietly" the proceed to kill Saint-Clair after asking him nicely where his client went. I follow the client to a boat, but miss it, so I steal the car used to transport him, drive up to an overlooking bridge and jump onto the yacht. Whilst on the yacht, I kill every guard by taking the gun off of the one before the next, then finally kill the bad guy and rescue my daughter.

After all this, I get my daughter vocal lessons from an acclaimed vocal coach paid for by a famous singer whose life I saved earlier in the movie.

Oh, and I kill you and take your ****ing hill.

Taken? Almost went and saw it this afternoon, saw Defiance instead.

Alright, I wait till you fall asleep, plant 450 kilo's of C4 underneath your hill, and wait till you gtfo it.

 

[Viggy]

I use my incredible ninja skills to sneak up Dan's hill. Taking him by surprise in his sleep, I rape & kill him, claiming the hill (and the poor boy's virginity) as my own.

 

[Dan.]

Clutching my bloody butt hole, I shout profanity as I cvharge up the hill, waving a sharp pointy stick. I stab said stick into Viggy's eyes before shoving a live chihuahua down his throat, thus ending his life.

 

[Phil]

Mulluns watches as events unfold on the hill as he stands at the base of it. He removes his goggles and the unholy power behind them destroys everyone and everything that was on the hill down to the last blade of grass. Once it was clean of life, Mulluns stepped up and claimed the Hill as his own, placing a sign in the ground that said "Property of Mulluns".

 

[Lavi]

Lavi graffiti'd the sign that said "Property of Mulluns" and ninja'd it to say "Property of Lavi," thus claiming the hill for his own. Mulluns was arrested for trespassing. By the way.

 

[Ser Yorick]

I take your hill.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

I nuke the hill again, there is no trace of your existence left

 

[Phil]

Mulluns escapes the police by showing pics of his Star Wars collection, no descriptions needed. Once there, he stops by the Bakery and parks a truck at the bottom of the hill Kurt See's it and smells the delicious Pumpkin pies in there lures him into the truck where it is sealed and filled with Blood Thirsty penguins.

Meanwhile, Mulluns had once more reclaimed the Hill after Ruukil nuked it while Mulluns was getting rid of Kurt, beating Ruukil to the Hill.

 

[Dan.]

Dan jumps off of a pirate'd space shuttle and kills Mullens with an epee.