Ruler of the Hill

[sankai]

In all the confusion, I conquer the hill, and move it to the ethereal plane.

 

[Ares]

Yay, you didn't try to kill me! However, for your treachery, I have you publically executed, and transfer the orgy to on top of your corpse instead.

 

[Beanie]

I uprise and share my power with Viggy. Of course I had to kill Ares and make a Twi'lek orgy on him.

 

[Ares]

My mistress/Empress ressurects me AGAIN!!! However, this time, because Beanie succeeded, I grant him the tile of "Baron of the bottom of the Hill" and give him his own Twi'lek harem. I regain the hill, and reward more Twi'leks to Viggy and myself.

 

[Baroness]

I return from my long hiatus atop my golden flying chariot from Olympus. Then set all the heathens below on holy fire until their bones melt!

I then sit on my rightful throne with Cerberus by me. ^-^

 

[sankai]

I teleport to the top of the hill with an army of elementals. We conquer the hill.

 

[Viggy]

I go to Kanto and train for months until I am a Pokemon Master! Then, cunningly using the correct Pokemon types to defeat each type of elemental (Blastoise against the fire elementals, etc) I destroy sankai's army. I sentence sankai to be raped by two Snorlaxes, and declare myself King of the Hill. As sankai didn't kill Purple, I reinstate her as the local goddess, though on two conditions - she can't use her holy fire on me, and she has to let me have my way with Cerberus.

 

[sankai]

I teleport to right behind viggy and push him off the hill. I sentence Purple to eternal imprisonment in an interdimensional cage. I rule the hill. I find a powerful artifact that grants me ultimate force powers.

 

[Ares]

The grand God of the Hill, master of the lesser Gods- and Goddesses- becomes angry. You have attempted to imprison one of my subordinate deities. That is not in your favor.

I unleash ARES' JUDGEMENT upon you, and all life on the hill is extinguished, your body is obliterated, and the artifact destroyed in flame. Your soul, however, is sent to freeze and rot in Hades. Viggy, having been off the hill, survived, and I reinstate him as Chief Potentate of the Hill. I install Purple as Guardian Goddess, and myself as LORD OF LORDS.

 

[Viggy]

I lead a mutiny and Ares walks the plank. The Hill is now a boat I'm now Captain of the Hill.

 

[Baroness]

I tie a canon to Viggy's bootstraps and throw him in the water. I then go back to ruling my hill/boat(?) with a severely traumatized Cerberus at my side.

 

[Viggy]

As I sink I open my mouth and drink the entire ocean, so that Purple's boat is thrown down on what was once the ocean floor. There are no survivors. But I'm somehow still alive, so I find a Hill and conquer it.

 

[Beanie]

I join viggy in a hope to reunite the trinity of Ares, me and Viggy. Then I resume my position of Baron of the Bottom of the Hill.

 

[sankai]

I use my uber magic to blow you all to pieces. I claim the hill.