Ruler of the Hill

[Beanie]

I call one of my meat babies, trained in exorcism, and he banishes your demon to hell and summons SATAN to defend the hill. my hill.

 

[Viggy]

I turn into a giant and barbeque Beanie on my giant grill (along with all his meat babies). After consuming the food I squash the hill with my giant foot and create a crater. I am now King of the Crater.

 

[Beanie]

You forgot to kill SATAN He stabs you with his trident and brings me back from the dead to rule the hill!

 

[Ares]

All depends on the pwer of belief- In my beliefs, ARES is more powerful than Satan. I rise out of Hell with a horde of demons behind me. Satan is served as "Devilled Devil," and I rule the hill. After allowing the worm demons to rape Beanie to death, of course.

I RULE THE CRATER

 

[Izz]

using my inter-dimensional powers over time and space, I warp the hill back to its former hilly glory. I then warp everything on it out into space, in another dimension. I then take my place as God-king of the hill.

 

[Santoro]

I have the land surveyed and buy it, then call in the government to remove you.

 

[Beanie]

I show the government officials the awesome power of EMOTION, and it's too much for them to handle and they kill themselves. and I drown you in a moat of Teryaki sauce, defending my hill.

 

[Viggy]

Clint Eastood squints at Beanie and grits his teeth, and Beanie immediately dies. Then Clint sells me the Hill. I become King.

 

[Beanie]

Laughing at the patheticness (is that a word?) of Clint Eastwood, I summon Chuck Norris and he uses his fist behind his beard (See Family Guy.) to punch the two of you in the face and knock you out. Then he purees you with his teeth. My hill.

 

[Santoro]

I point out the fact that Chuck Norris stopped being awesome somewhere around April '07. He disintegrates.

My hill.

 

[Beanie]

You have only killed the guardian... again, the owner is still there, me! I throw you in the moat of teryaki sauce, my hill.

 

[Viggy]

I sic a three-headed rabbit on Beanie, and it rips him apart. I put a saddle on the rabbit and get all epic-like on my threeheaded steed and rule the hill with an irow paw.

 

[Ares]

BOOM!

Lightning bolts fry all of you, and you all die instantly! I ride down on my Chariot of the Gods, and claim the Hill as MINE!!!! I then install a guard force of Terminator Robots, and a harem of Twi'lek dancing girls.

 

[Beanie]

the Twi'leks and the Robots get mixed around, so I can easily kill the Twi'leks, then watch and laugh as the Terminators start sexy- dancing. I grow tired of watching them and I call more meat babies to eat you and the Robots. my hill.

 

[Ares]

((le gasp! You tried to kill Twi'lek dancers! Shame on you!))

The Twi'leks are secretly invincible, and they evacuate via starship. I, however, force the Meat Babies to regurgitate me, and I obliterate them with mighty sweeps of my BANHAMMER.

I then hit you solidly in the chest with the BANHAMMER, and you get flung onto a conveniently placed steel spike. You die, and I rule the hill.

 

[Fynar]

The NKVD comes and arrests everyone; then does a extra-judicial killings of you and then I control the hill through my secret police.

 

[Ares]

OH NOEZ!! I'm in jail!

You forgot to take my BANHAMMER, however, and I bond it to myself.. It now cannot be picked up by anyone else. I break out, and BANHAMMER you all to death. I then open a brothel on the hill, and entertain my perverse harem...

 

[Beanie]

After going on a long quest, I find a rare demon burger baby that can destroy the BANHAMMER, so he eats it and it gets destroyed by his inside acids. And I get a BANSWORD and kill you, my hill. (my brothel too!)

 

[Viggy]

I sneak up behind Beanie and steal his sword, then use it to kill him. Then I go in his brothel and slaughter all the whores and all the customers. I then behead them all. I use their bodies to build a wall of bodies around my new hill, and use their skulls to build myself a throne.

 

[Izz]

I call in the one and only Toki Wartooth.

He uses his brutally metal awesomeness and slaughters you without a second thought.

I then summon the generic super army to defend the hill. My hill.