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The Bar
Vince awoke in a strange bed in a strange house. He could've sworn he was on Tatooine just moments ago, running, fleeing. Shaking his pounding head as he sat up, the thin blankets falling to the floor bring up a plume of dust the man said what he said every morning like this,
"I gotta stop drinkin,"
Which was hard as he headed to his place of work, a cantina simply called The Saloon. While he would call it an unusual job so far as he had no customers beyond Ross, that smuggler who built a hanger for them, and on rare occasion Pepper Smith. Of course his eccentric employer was there too, but he didn't drink much beyond oil, droid that he was. Still he could always dispel the sheer illogical nature of it by remembering why he was hired in the first place. His old friend Ross offered it as a favor, a sort of sanctuary when things got hot after the Alliance fell. Of course while he was a good barkeep, he kept up on his true talent as well, keeping his ear to the ground as an informant and as it was Zonju V had quite a few rumblings as of late.
Walking out of his humble hovel into an alley Vince threw down a spent match as he took a long drag on his cigarette. Flicking the ashen flakes down the sullen backstreet he looked off with tired eyes to see the lifted hands of beggars like meager tree limbs in the midst of winter. Sighing the barkeep strolled down to dote his usual suspects with their daily bread. Credits shimmered as they were flipped by the Vince into the hands coming from the alleys shadow. Their reactions differed greatly to the sudden wealth, from muttered thanks to a simple silent snap, to a demand for more. Vince hardly cared, his response was the same, to walk on toward the main street, though the term street was generous.
For the past few weeks the roads had been partially blockaded another bid by the local swoop leader to tax his fine 'citizens'. Hefting himself over a knocked over trash can, now trash itself, the barkeep felt the heat of his cigarette as it edged closer to his lips. Feeling a light burn and cursing Vince at last relented and tossed the burning stump to the earth. Lifting his boot he flicked another match and soon enough fresh smoke puffed from his mouth as he looked down the street to see the familiar oaken doors. Swing them lightly the barkeep walked through the barren hall leading into the place and stood for a moment, a small device was produced from the wall, scanning him over with thin green beams the device booped three times and Vince watched as the door at his side closed and the one in front opened.
When he first arrived he made the mistake of walking down the open door and ended up in some godforsaken alley getting lost for another hour. Come to think of it that unusual feature of this place probably led to the fact that they had no customers, but like a good informant he knew when to ask for information straight up and when to just let it come to him.
Walking in he saw several usual sights, the waiting bar, the empty stage, and of course good old Ross slumped over the bar with a half empty glass at his side. The man had his flaws, but he was relentless once he set his mind to it. Flicking on the lights and walking toward the bar, Vince stopped by the juke box and gave it a small tap once more bringing it back to life filling the mostly empty room with music.
Walking past the dusted bottles on the rack behind him, bordered on both sides by wanted posters of varying age and quality, Vince prepared a rather simple drink for Ross. Placing a small straw in it and a little umbrella he eased the drink next to Ross's lip and watched as he automatically sucked a bit before licking his lips and looking up at Vince with bloodshot eyes,
"What kind of crap drink is this?"
"Water"
Ross looked down at the clear liquid and flicked the umbrella lightly before saying,
"Leave the bottle"
Vince smiled as he lifted Ross’s old drink and dumped it, wiping it down gingerly with a wet cloth as he walked through the swinging doors to the kitchen. Once inside the quiet music was replaced by a din of splashing water, smacking pans, and burning…pancakes?
“Oh good morning sir,” the droid said nonchalantly as his third pair of arms feverishly scrubbed the charred remains of a failed omelet.
Vince didn’t bat an eye at the highly productive bot, though he did take a moment to marvel at the massive stack of flapjacks currently crowding out most of the counter tops paired with quite a few bottles of syrup and jam.
“Alfred have your circuits been crossed, you make breakfast for three not thirty!”
“Actually sir it’s for thirty four,” the droid said as sixteen more pancakes flipped into the air, thirteen finding pans, two finding the floor, and one finding Alfred’s head.
“Thirty four?”
“Yes sir, for the other Rangers,”
Vince noting the questions he now harbored could most likely not be answered by the droid with a pancake hat swiftly filled his cleaned glass with a nice black Caffee. Moving out of the kitchen, sipping the invigorating liquid, he quickly caught sight of the droid he was looking for.
“Hiro what in blue blazes do you have that bot doing in my kitchen!”
“Well howdy to you too Vince,” the masked droid said with some bemusement, taking a moment to sniff towards the kitchen Hiro took a few seconds to remember he didn’t have a nose, “I have no idea you tell me,”
“He’s making pancakes!”
“The fiend!”
At this point Ross lifted himself from his water to groan as he gripped his ears, “Try to keep it to a dull roar fellas, an Vince pipe down the pancakes are fer the guests,”
“Guests?” Vince said continually upset with the poor information gathering skills that led to his current befuddlement.
“The Waste Rangers,” Hiro chimed in with a bit of excitement released at the end before looking to Ross, “I told you to tell him about that,”
“You didn’t specify a date to divulge this information,” Ross swiftly replied as he twirled his tropical drink umbrella.
“Fair enough,” Hiro replied before looking to Vince, “Remember all that research I had ya do?”
Vince thought and recalled the contacts he had ploughed through a few weeks back, pulling up Alliance, Bounty hunters, pretty much anyone he worked with and who they worked with to and then everything began to click.
“This ain’t no regular Cantina is it?”
Hiro nodded then said, “Think of it as more of a clubhouse,” before handing the barkeep a Vindicator revolver and a hat, “Welcome to the Waste Rangers,”
With that Vince moved back behind the bar and looked back to the crude wanted posters strewn at his back. As he looked to Hiro standing impassively staring to the door, he looked as well, wondering who might amble on though. One thing was for certain, he’d have to make a lot more drinks now.