IS THERE SOMETHING DEEPER TO THE SENATE'S SESSION?
"With a new Senate session comes a new batch of drama, as is custom for any mass gathering of hundreds of maniacs, from the genocidal to the mindless." Jako Kuranabe shuffled some papers on his desk and then looked up into the camera.
"Good evening, Coruscant."
The theme of his talk show played on the screens of millions, and then they were back into the studio with Jako.
"The Senate has convened, and you all know what that means! Time for another news cycle plagued with gossip and speculations regarding the lives of a bunch of rich [REDACTED] who don't care about us!" He grinned comically and then shrugged.
A clip played on the screen of Senator Eumi Redrish (@Tess) of Kuat flanked by reporters.
"Yes, Senator! What do you think about the Chancellor's actions on Denon?" asked one, his voice raised over the general clamor.
“No comment.”
A silence fell over the studio.
"After which, the Senator from Kuat proceeded to justify her lack of comment on the basis that 'the Senate will convene with the Chancellor' and presumably give him a gentle slap on the wrist. And why not share your concerns with your constituents as well, Senator? Are they not allowed to know what you will be saying to the Chancellor while you represent them?"
Senator Jin Vaisra (@Feng Mian) comes on the screen, also surrounded by reporters from various stations.
"Chancellor Ro and I have only ever worked in a professional manner. We have not spoken personally to one another since the last assembly, and you would do well to remember that," he declares, with a little glint in his eye.
"Now, the harem drama is very low-hanging fruit but did anyone see that look on his face? I think Senator Vaisra is not telling us something."
And another clip, of Galek Ordalos (@Altaris), ISC Governor of Indupar.
“Governor, what do you say to our viewers who accuse you of spending so many crowns on fashion, when there are so many refugees going without across—”
“Next question.”
"Now, we all know the ISC is just a haven for warlords, dictators and other despots, but it sure is a slap in the face when that fact is flaunted on galactic holotubes at a Senatorial session. Certainly interesting to see an individual refuse to help those less fortunate while spending credits on lavish clothing then head into the Senate chambers to partake in our governing, but hey! at least we're not under the banner of the Sith, I guess."
The camera cut to showing just Jako. "One thing is certain from this traveling circus setting down in Naboo," he declared. "With Senators like these, who needs enemies?"
A pause. "Good evening, Coruscant."
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