SWRP Quotes 2.0

[Prudence]

[1:26:41 AM] Gian Greydragon: Lol. I've been around southern and Cajun food all day, I can't take any more salt this evening.

 

[Proleptic]

15 January 2017

Joey: "How do you spell 'battery'?"
Andrew: "Oh my word, I am not helping you with this one."
Joey: "B-A-T-T-E-R-E-Y?"
Andrew: "I am going to shoot you."

 

[Cheshire]

Context: Norbs has been persuading me to watch House of Cards

[20:46:02] Cameron Foster: oooo
[20:46:08] Cameron Foster: I'm excited to watch it
[20:46:15] Aaron Newbury: It is very good.
[20:46:21] Cameron Foster: ill be watching it to 2 am now you realise?
[20:46:22] Aaron Newbury: I am like, obsessed with it.
[20:46:27] Aaron Newbury: I am glad
[20:46:50] Cameron Foster: I cant wait now
[20:47:44] Cameron Foster: I'm legit gonna watch this till 2 am
[20:47:52 | Edited 20:48:33] Cameron Foster: this is gonna be a mistake
[20:48:13] Aaron Newbury: I am glad
[20:48:46] Cameron Foster: if I become addicted
[20:49:03] Cameron Foster: you will suffer the consequences
[20:49:48] Cameron Foster: and that will mean I will be lazy af when posting
[20:50:55] Aaron Newbury: I am also lazy AF
[20:51:38] Cameron Foster: i will be lazier than you
[20:51:47] Cameron Foster: maybe even lazier than deviant
[20:52:09] Aaron Newbury: Good God
[20:54:32] Cameron Foster: I will bring destruction to SWRP
[20:54:37] Cameron Foster: one sleep at a time
[20:54:58] Cameron Foster: Fear me

@Nor'baal @Deviant

 

[Cheshire]

@Shalken : but yeah I'm literally the Jon Snow of Mass Effect
Shalken : I know nothing

 

[Prudence]

[12:16:12 AM] Chask (Vaxus, Aiden): Eli, y must you be so salty?
[12:16:40 AM] Not Ellie: because prudii still exists
[12:16:53 AM] Prudence: ouch
[12:16:55 AM | Edited 12:17:27 AM] Prudence: y u do dis
[12:17:03 AM] Prudence: u were da chosen one elijakin
[12:17:13 AM] Prudence: u were supposed to bring balance to the PH level
[12:17:16 AM] Prudence: not leave it in saltness

 

[Narsi]

Allow me to add the other half of that quote
[10:17:27 PM] Chask (Vaxus, Aiden): XD
[10:17:40 PM] Elijah Brockway: joey
[10:17:56 PM] Elijah Brockway: you realize that if you balance PH by adding a base to an acid (or vice versa)
[10:17:58 PM] Elijah Brockway: they form salts
[10:17:59 PM] Elijah Brockway: right
[10:18:08 PM] Elijah Brockway: there's literally no way to balance that without making salt
[10:18:21 PM] Elijah Brockway: otherwise, saltiness has no effect on PH levels
[10:18:26 PM] cultsendgame: ......lol
[10:18:36 PM] Prudence: SHHH
[10:18:39 PM] Elijah Brockway: you fail basic chemistry forever
[10:18:42 PM] Prudence: IT WAS CREATIVE LICENSE

 

[Elijah Brockway]

Thank you, Narsi.

 

[Prudence]

[9:26:55 PM] Prudence: (handheart)
[9:26:57 PM] Prudence: (hearthand)
[9:26:58 PM] Prudence: gdi
[9:27:00 PM] Prudence: how the fuck
[9:27:01 PM] Prudence: did logan do it
[9:27:04 PM] Prudence: (handsheart_
[9:27:04 PM] Malon: LMFAO
[9:27:07 PM] Prudence: (handsheart)
[9:27:09 PM] Prudence: (hearthands)
[9:27:11 PM] Prudence: THERE
[9:27:13 PM] Malon: ROFL
[9:27:14 PM] Prudence: HEARTHANDS

 

[Elijah Brockway]

[10:12:40 PM] Hugh Mungus: Ooh, another potential death strike.
[10:12:47 PM] Hugh Mungus: #TeamPrudence
[11:01:33 PM] Hugh Mungus: Oh my sheep
[11:01:46 PM] Hugh Mungus: Kalen is awesome.
[11:01:52 PM] Prudii: I love Kalen
[11:01:55 PM] Dastardly Triceracops: ??
[11:02:04 PM] Prudii: new mando char
[11:02:28 PM] Elijah Brockway: are you stealing my character names again?
[11:02:31 PM] Elijah Brockway: (I'm kidding)
[11:02:42 PM] Elijah Brockway: (I'm far from the first to come up with that name, and I never used it on this site)
[11:02:43 PM] Prudii: (rofl)
[11:03:14 PM] Elijah Brockway: oh
[11:03:14 PM] Elijah Brockway: wait
[11:03:15 PM] Elijah Brockway: I did
[11:03:16 PM] Elijah Brockway: WAIT
[11:03:17 PM] Elijah Brockway: JOEY
[11:03:21 PM] Elijah Brockway: WHAT CLAN IS YOUR KALEN IN
[11:03:24 PM] Prudii: genet
[11:03:33 PM] Elijah Brockway: http://www.thestarwarsrp.com/forum/index.php?threads/kalen-ikad-genet.68053/
[11:03:35 PM] Elijah Brockway: YOU DUMB FUCK
[11:03:37 PM] Prudii: HOLY
[11:03:38 PM] Prudii: SHIT
[11:03:41 PM] Prudii: HOLLLLLYYYYYY
[11:03:43 PM] Elijah Brockway: NOT EVEN A FULL YEAR LATER
[11:03:44 PM] Prudii: SHIIIIIIITTTTT
[11:03:55 PM] Prudii: I MARRIED THAT MAN
[11:03:56 PM] Prudii: TO ANOTHER MAN
[11:04:31 PM] Elijah Brockway: AND THEN YOU STOLE HIS FUCKING NAME
[11:04:34 PM] Elijah Brockway: GOD DAMMIT JOEY
[11:04:41 PM] Dastardly Triceracops: What even
[11:05:04 PM] Hugh Mungus: FUCKING RIP, LOL
[11:05:27 PM] Prudii: not even changing the name
[11:05:29 PM] Prudii: they can be cousins
[11:05:52 PM] Elijah Brockway: I would like the records to show that I'm actually not okay with this

 

[Elijah Brockway]

[2:36:50 PM] ChristheBarker: dosen't look to bad i sport a similar mustache and soul patch with my beard
[2:37:12 PM] Elijah Brockway: I was also chewing on my mustache a lot
[2:37:14 PM] Elijah Brockway: unpleasant
[2:37:40 PM] ChristheBarker: that why you sweep it to the side if you can
[2:37:52 PM] Logan: My moist ache annoys me
[2:37:52 PM] Elijah Brockway: I was contemplating keeping the mustache
[2:37:56 PM] Elijah Brockway: growing it out hella long
[2:38:03 PM] Elijah Brockway: and getting wax and handlebarring it
[2:38:05 PM] Logan: Mustache****
[2:38:15 PM] Elijah Brockway: "My moist ache annoys me"

saving for posterity
[2:38:24 PM] Logan: Fuck
[2:38:26 PM] Logan: You
[2:38:27 PM] Logan: Eli
[2:38:31 PM] Logan: D:

 

[Billbo Swaggins]

Look at my sig.

Edit: Sorry for breaking the chain?

 

[Logan]

[1:50:57 PM] Logan: Aye aye cap'n
[1:51:19 PM] Toasty: I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOOU
[1:51:29 PM] Logan: AYE AYE CAPTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
[1:51:35 PM] Toasty: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
[1:51:44 PM] Logan: OH WHO RULES THE EMPIRE AND DIES BY T-D
[1:51:47 PM] Logan: FOUR ARMED FAT ASS
[1:51:57 PM] Phœnix: LOL
[1:51:57 PM] Toasty: BIG AS SHIT AND SCARY WAS HE
[1:52:00 PM] Toasty: FOUR ARMED FAT ASS!
[1:52:19 PM] Toasty: IF EXPLOSIVE NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU
[1:52:25 PM] Toasty: THEN FIGHT SREEYA AND DIE LIKE A FISH
[1:52:34 PM] Logan: FOUR ARMED FAT ASS
[1:52:43 PM] Toasty: FOUR ARMED FAT ASS!
[1:52:54 PM] Logan: I'm going to swrp quotes
[1:52:58 PM] Toasty: FOUR ARMED. FAT ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
[1:53:06 PM] Toasty: HAHA spongebob whistle


@Toasty @Sreeya

 

[Logan]

[10:19:17 PM] Logan: your name in my skype is joe swanson
[10:19:58 PM] Moff Sreeya, Chevin in disguise: damn now I’m reading his words in Joe voice
[10:20:03 PM] Logan: and I read your posts in Patrick wwarburtuns voice
[10:20:06 PM] Logan: YEP SREE
[10:20:07 PM] Joe Swanson: Uuuuuuugh
[10:20:21 PM] Joe Swanson: Let me just kill myself
[10:20:27 PM] Logan: don't do it joe
[10:20:30 PM] Moff Sreeya, Chevin in disguise: you know Joe’s voice
[10:20:32 PM] Toasty: joe pls no
[10:20:33 PM] Logan: you have so much to live for
[10:20:38 PM] Moff Sreeya, Chevin in disguise: sounds oddly like Kronk from Emperor’s new groove
[10:20:41 PM] Logan: orly
[10:20:43 PM] Moff Sreeya, Chevin in disguise: now that I think about it
[10:20:44 PM] Logan: orly does it
[10:20:46 PM] Logan: DOES IT SREE
[10:20:49 PM] Moff Sreeya, Chevin in disguise: .__.
[10:20:50 PM] Joe Swanson: Weird wonder why.
[10:20:54 PM] Logan: I WONDER WHY
[10:21:00 PM] Joe Swanson: Such a mystery
[10:21:01 PM] *** Moff Sreeya, Chevin in disguise runs away crying ***
[10:21:11 PM] Logan: I'm taking this as a pvp win
[10:21:20 PM] Joe Swanson: Absolutely.



@Sreeya @Valen Pelora

 

[Sreeya]

[10:19:17 PM] Logan: your name in my skype is joe swanson
[10:19:58 PM] Moff Sreeya, Chevin in disguise: damn now I’m reading his words in Joe voice
[10:20:03 PM] Logan: and I read your posts in Patrick wwarburtuns voice
[10:20:06 PM] Logan: YEP SREE
[10:20:07 PM] Joe Swanson: Uuuuuuugh
[10:20:21 PM] Joe Swanson: Let me just kill myself
[10:20:27 PM] Logan: don't do it joe
[10:20:30 PM] Moff Sreeya, Chevin in disguise: you know Joe’s voice
[10:20:32 PM] Toasty: joe pls no
[10:20:33 PM] Logan: you have so much to live for
[10:20:38 PM] Moff Sreeya, Chevin in disguise: sounds oddly like Kronk from Emperor’s new groove
[10:20:41 PM] Logan: orly
[10:20:43 PM] Moff Sreeya, Chevin in disguise: now that I think about it
[10:20:44 PM] Logan: orly does it
[10:20:46 PM] Logan: DOES IT SREE
[10:20:49 PM] Moff Sreeya, Chevin in disguise: .__.
[10:20:50 PM] Joe Swanson: Weird wonder why.
[10:20:54 PM] Logan: I WONDER WHY
[10:21:00 PM] Joe Swanson: Such a mystery
[10:21:01 PM] *** Moff Sreeya, Chevin in disguise runs away crying ***



@Sreeya @Valen Pelora

WHY IS THAT YOUR SKYPE NAME FOR ME?! JESUS

 

[Logan]

WHY IS THAT YOUR SKYPE NAME FOR ME?! JESUS

 

[Clayton]

Aaaaand I'm dying.

 

[Valen Pelora]

Sigh, I am Joe Swanson now......

 

[Arcangel]

Sigh, I am Joe Swanson now......

Might as well change your name.

@Aberforth

 

[Prudence]

Sigh, I am Joe Swanson now......

I thought you more a Lt. Dan.

 

[Valen Pelora]

I thought you more a Lt. Dan.

This is why I love you.