SWRP Quotes 2.0

[Elijah Brockway]

[12:35:10 AM] Elijah Brockway: [12:30:50 AM] Prudii: dude boli granger is still in the workshops area
[12:30:52 AM] Prudii: he didn't get archived lmao
[12:30:55 AM] Elijah Brockway: yup
[12:31:13 AM] Prudii: page 30
[12:31:19 AM] Elijah Brockway: mhmm
[12:31:20 AM] Elijah Brockway: ...
[12:31:30 AM] Elijah Brockway: I have an open character slot
[12:31:37 AM] Elijah Brockway: and boli loves me
[12:31:38 AM] Elijah Brockway: . . .
[12:32:05 AM] Elijah Brockway: should we make this happen, joey?
[12:32:08 AM] Prudii: OMFG
[12:32:14 AM] Prudii: He may actually murder you lol
[12:32:27 AM] Elijah Brockway: nah
[12:32:35 AM] Elijah Brockway: boli loves me
[12:33:27 AM] Prudii: I mean
[12:33:28 AM] Prudii: if you do it
[12:33:32 AM] Prudii: I will actually laugh m yass off
[12:33:38 AM] Elijah Brockway: hahaha
[12:34:26 AM] Elijah Brockway: I probably won't
[12:34:34 AM] Elijah Brockway: just because I wouldn't have the time to devote to the character
[12:34:36 AM] Elijah Brockway: to make it worth it
[12:34:57 AM] Prudii: i think you should


[12:41:26 AM] Rowan/Boli: welp
[12:41:31 AM] Rowan/Boli: guess the site's getting hacked again
[12:41:33 AM] Elijah Brockway: <3 u boli
[12:41:35 AM] Elijah Brockway: hahahahahaa
[12:44:38 AM] Rowan/Boli: I wan
[12:44:51 AM] Elijah Brockway: u wot
[12:44:55 AM] Rowan/Boli: 'I died from putting up with you assholes'
[12:44:58 AM] Rowan/Boli: on my tombstone
[12:45:04 AM] Elijah Brockway: hahahahaha
[12:45:58 AM] Elijah Brockway: Prudence: "I'd piss on said tombstone
so that he'd still have ot put up with me"
[12:46:15 AM] Rowan/Boli: rest in...pee?
[12:46:28 AM] Elijah Brockway: were you trying to be clever
[12:46:35 AM] Elijah Brockway: because if so you pissed that opportunity right down the drain
[12:46:58 AM] Rowan/Boli: ohohohohohohoiwouldfireyouificould
[12:47:20 AM] Elijah Brockway: no you wouldn't
[12:47:24 AM] Elijah Brockway: you'd keep me around for comedic relief
[12:47:26 AM] Elijah Brockway: obvs
[12:47:41 AM] Rowan/Boli: no I wouldn't
[12:47:46 AM] Rowan/Boli: you'd be my new worthless scrub
[12:47:47 AM] Elijah Brockway: you love me
[12:47:48 AM] Elijah Brockway: admit it
[12:47:53 AM] Rowan/Boli: ew
[12:47:54 AM] Rowan/Boli: no
[12:47:57 AM] Elijah Brockway: yes you do
[12:48:11 AM] Elijah Brockway: somewhere, deep in your black pit that once was a heart
[12:48:15 AM] Elijah Brockway: you genuinely like me <3
[12:54:15 AM] Rowan/Boli: "somewhere, deep in your black pit that once was a heart"

look on the bright side
[12:54:23 AM] Rowan/Boli: soon your heart will be as black as mine
[12:54:28 AM] Rowan/Boli: because you're staff now
[12:54:33 AM] Rowan/Boli: enjoy beign dead inside
[12:54:40 AM] Elijah Brockway: I was already dead inside
[12:54:44 AM] Elijah Brockway: so this is nothing new
[12:54:53 AM] Rowan/Boli: oh you have so much to learn
[12:55:03 AM] Rowan/Boli: there's dead inside, and then there's SWRP staff
[12:55:07 AM] Rowan/Boli: whoooole new level
[12:55:08 AM] Elijah Brockway: boli
[12:55:09 AM] Elijah Brockway: trust me
[12:55:15 AM] Elijah Brockway: this is nothing new
[12:55:21 AM] Elijah Brockway: I've seen worse than here
[12:55:38 AM] Elijah Brockway: also I was an FL previously anyways so I've already gotten acquainted with a portion of this place's goofiness as it is
[12:55:42 AM] Elijah Brockway: or do you forget six months ago
[12:55:53 AM] Rowan/Boli: GABA USED TO PLAY AND DANCE AND FROLIC IN THE FLOWERS ELIJAH
[12:56:14 AM] Rowan/Boli: I forget last week tbh
[12:56:18 AM] Elijah Brockway: exactly

 

[Sreeya]

[3/25/17, 11:35:19 PM] Arclight: Call ended 58 seconds
[3/25/17, 11:45:03 PM] Malon: That call lasted longer than Prudii’s last Jedi

 

[Green Ranger]

[10:27:30 AM] Rowan/Boli: moosej is fucking h4x
[10:27:53 AM] Brandon Rhea: moosej is a dick
[10:28:01 AM] Rowan/Boli: fucking worst
[10:28:08 AM] Brandon Rhea: https://twitter.com/TheSWU/status/846136431420563457
[10:28:16 AM] Rowan/Boli: LOL
[10:28:23 AM] Brandon Rhea: thought you'd like that lol
[10:28:35 AM] Rowan/Boli: fucking spot on lol
[10:28:43 AM] Brandon Rhea: this is the episode where the moosej name was earned 100%
[10:28:52 AM] Rowan/Boli: srsly
[10:28:55 AM] Rowan/Boli: what a fucking cheat
[10:29:00 AM] Brandon Rhea: some douchebag screaming "I AM THE BENDU" and nobody knows what the fuck he's talking about
[10:29:08 AM] Brandon Rhea: second timeline summed up
[10:29:08 AM] Rowan/Boli: I like at the end
[10:29:19 AM] Rowan/Boli: where he basically vo'd the fuck out of there
[10:29:23 AM] Brandon Rhea: yup
[10:29:31 AM] Rowan/Boli: LOL I DISAPPEAR SO YOUR SHOT DOESN'T HIT LOLBYE
[10:29:32 AM] Brandon Rhea: with his asshole laugh
[10:29:44 AM] Rowan/Boli: ALSO I AM A CLOUD
[10:29:52 AM] Brandon Rhea: I like that the Bendu is the one character who can make the words "Jedi Knight" sound condescending
[10:30:08 AM] Rowan/Boli: I was sitting there like
[10:30:47 AM] Rowan/Boli: so this completely reaffirms my position on the force with your cheapass force storm you fucking cheat
[10:31:07 AM] Rowan/Boli: bendu's basically the Laurent of the rebels universe
[10:31:10 AM] Brandon Rhea: LOL
[10:31:32 AM] Rowan/Boli: you can't kill me because i'm a fluffy pink cloud now LOL
[10:31:33 AM] Brandon Rhea: "I AM THE BENDU"
"No one knows what you're saying"
"FUCK YOU"
[10:31:59 AM] Rowan/Boli: I yell I AM THE BENDU and hit you all with force lightning
[10:32:06 AM] Rowan/Boli: LOL stop trying to shoot a cloud
[10:32:09 AM] Brandon Rhea: LOL
[10:32:39 AM] Rowan/Boli: before thrawn shoots me
[10:32:41 AM] Rowan/Boli: I turn into
[10:32:47 AM] Rowan/Boli: A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY
[10:32:50 AM] Rowan/Boli: and flutter away
[10:33:46 AM] Brandon Rhea: https://www.geek.com/wp-content/upl...t-2016-05-26-at-1.12.31-PM-e1464295795338.png
[10:33:49 AM] Brandon Rhea: see that weird ass thing?
[10:33:52 AM] Brandon Rhea: that looks like a creature?
[10:34:06 AM] Brandon Rhea: someone I know is convinced that's the Bendu and he's on Ahch-To now lol
[10:35:27 AM] Rowan/Boli: Bendu lost his mojo and is now some sort of deflated jellyfish creature
[10:35:35 AM] Brandon Rhea: lol
[10:35:52 AM] Brandon Rhea: "LUKE SKYWALKER! JEDI KNIGHT! YOU HAVE BROUGHT WAR TO THIS WORLD!"
"Okay but seriously who the fuck are you"
[10:36:42 AM] Rowan/Boli: I like how kanan was basically like 'so youre the bendu eh? Walks between both? Sounds like youre a pussy to me'
[10:37:04 AM] Brandon Rhea: "This is your friend?"
"I may have made him angry"
"FUCK YOU KANAN JARRUS"
[10:37:42 AM] Rowan/Boli: is bendu your peoples word for little bitch? Because thats what Im looking at right now.
[10:37:47 AM] Rowan/Boli: mic drop
[10:38:00 AM] Brandon Rhea: "Also you look like a moose and I find that stupid"
[10:38:56 AM] Rowan/Boli: I hear if you say moosej three times in a mirror
[10:39:01 AM] Rowan/Boli: Bendu will appear
[10:39:12 AM] Rowan/Boli: And melt all your AT-ATs
[10:39:14 AM] Brandon Rhea: honestly
[10:39:28 AM] Brandon Rhea: I need to find a way to trick Sreeya into letting me do Ussej-->Moosej in the RP
[10:40:00 AM] Rowan/Boli: Only if i get to ask him if he knows mufasa
[10:40:11 AM] Brandon Rhea: I don't get it
[10:41:03 AM] Rowan/Boli: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0HwfvWppM...1600/297399_10150326645121551_289363690_n.jpg
[10:41:43 AM] Brandon Rhea: LOL
[10:41:44 AM] Brandon Rhea: perfect
[10:42:00 AM] Brandon Rhea: I'm tweeting this and claiming the joke as my own
[10:42:54 AM] Rowan/Boli: mufasa is a bendu
[10:43:07 AM] Rowan/Boli: made the heat storm at pride rock
[10:43:20 AM] Rowan/Boli: mufasa is a badass
[10:45:03 AM] Brandon Rhea: "SIMBA. JEDI KNIGHT"
[10:45:22 AM] Brandon Rhea: a Lucasfilm Story Group member liked the tweet
[10:45:22 AM] Brandon Rhea: lol
[10:45:55 AM] Rowan/Boli: the entire lion king story is now retconned to actually be about the Force
[10:46:10 AM] Rowan/Boli: rafiki is in fact an alien Jedi Master.
[10:46:14 AM] Brandon Rhea: I was about to say
[10:46:16 AM] Brandon Rhea: he's the Yoda in this
[10:46:42 AM] Rowan/Boli: this is a headcanon for the people
[10:46:49 AM] Brandon Rhea: "for the people" lol
[10:46:51 AM] Rowan/Boli: we should post this on the site
[10:47:13 AM] Brandon Rhea: yes
[10:47:17 AM] Brandon Rhea: for literally no one else to understand
[10:47:31 AM] Rowan/Boli: good enough for me

 

[Prudence]

[12:06:38 PM] Prudence: I gothcu
[12:06:40 PM] Archole: Yet
[12:06:46 PM] Archole: Gothcu
[12:06:50 PM] Steven Herpes: Toasty what the fuck is your avatar
[12:06:50 PM] Archole: Goth
[12:06:54 PM] Archole: Sreeya
[12:07:06 PM] Sreeyapatra: Gothcu just sounds like an emo pokemon
[12:07:17 PM] Toasty: My avatar is "HRNNNNNGH"
[12:07:18 PM] Prudence: GOTCHU!
[12:07:19 PM] Archole: Thats what i thought
[12:07:31 PM] Archole: The perfect pokemon for Sreeya
[12:07:51 PM] Sreeyapatra: god thatface
[12:07:57 PM] Evil Shit: No, the perfect pokemon for Sreeya is a chevin
[12:08:01 PM] Steven Herpes: ^
[12:08:02 PM] Logana: lol
[12:08:11 PM] Sreeyapatra: And just like that I ain't gonna post for you
[12:08:19 PM] Logana: “I wanna be, the very best, like chevin never was”

 

[Brandon Rhea]

[4/3/17, 10:23:18 AM] Clayton: Hey Brandon, the owner said you have to pay me
[4/3/17, 10:23:37 AM] Brandon Rhea: sreeya ain't shit she can cash me ousside how bow dah

 

[Narsi]

[10:09:32 PM] Hobro (Vinny): I should totally try to devise some sort of thread with a Sith Opera or something
[10:09:38 PM] Hobro (Vinny): get some real culture up in here yo
[10:10:01 PM] Gian: Szebat should compose a symphony.
[10:10:06 PM] Gian: Of screaming Jedi
[10:10:12 PM] Hobro (Vinny): I was about to say
[10:10:15 PM] Hobro (Vinny): No offense Gian
[10:10:27 PM] Hobro (Vinny): but I have a hard time seeing Szebat having an ear for music
[10:11:09 PM | Edited 10:11:35 PM] Gian: He's was secretly a fan of Vesper Almec til the bitch kidnapped him.
[10:11:25 PM] Hobro (Vinny): LMFAO
[10:11:29 PM] Narsi: LOLLOL
[10:11:43 PM] Hobro (Vinny): hmm decisions
[10:11:49 PM] Narsi: I just spit soda on my computer Gian
[10:11:54 PM] Hobro (Vinny): another exploration of sith high culture with yours truly
[10:11:55 PM] Narsi: damn you
[10:12:01 PM] Chask (Vaxus, Aiden): XD
[10:12:20 PM] Hobro (Vinny): or have Cain wake up covered in spice and tits again like just after the moffs exploded
[10:12:28 PM] Hobro (Vinny): decisions decisions
[10:12:41 PM] Gian: Szeb, while locked down tight in Vesper's ship: "See if This One buys your next album, now, you whore!"
[10:12:49 PM] Hobro (Vinny): LMFAO
[10:12:51 PM] Hobro (Vinny): XD
[10:13:48 PM] Narsi: XD
[10:14:54 PM] Hobro (Vinny): I'm pretty firmly committed to that
[10:14:55 PM] Hobro (Vinny): btw
[10:15:11 PM] Narsi: this is going on the Quote page
[10:15:18 PM] Hobro (Vinny): lmfao

@Gian Greydragon @Vinny @Relent

 

[Prudence]

[2:31:18 PM] Prudence: my life is a tragedy
[2:51:30 PM] Prudence: i'm winning at life
[2:51:44 PM] Logana: [2:31 PM] Prudence:

<<< my life is a tragedy[2:51 PM] Prudence:

<<< i'm winning at life
[2:51:49 PM] Logana: this why no one takes u seriously
[2:51:59 PM] Logana: 20 minutes sperate those quotes
[2:52:07 PM] Prudence: >>>20 minutes sperate those quotes
ya
[2:52:10 PM] Prudence: and I had a monster in between them
[2:52:16 PM] Logana: that explains everything

 

[Outlander]

Outlander
DEATHCON 1, DEATHCON 1

Oncaro
@Outlander D-- Don't you mean "DEFCON"?

Outlander
NO! DEATHCON! AS IN DEATH! CON!

Oncaro
Oh, well in that case...

GET IN THE GODDAMN BUNKER, SHINJI!

Outlander
WOMEN AND CHILDREN CAN FEND FOR THEMSELVES

Oncaro
FERRETS AND PLEBS FIRST

*beat*

ACTUALLY THE PLEBS CAN FEND FOR THEMSELVES JUST FINE

Outlander
ONCARO YOU DIRTY FERRET GET YOUR FLUFFY BUTT BACK HERE

Oncaro
NO I HAVE TO GET IN THE BUNKER

Outlander
*GRABS ONTO ONCARO'S FLUFFY TAIL*

Oncaro
*SQUEAKS AND FERRET FLAILS*

@Oncaro

 

[Prudence]

[2:17:44 PM] Sreeyapatra: oh ffs didn't Prudii get enough attention already
[2:17:59 PM] Sreeyapatra: news broadcast, lore article, reaction thread, funeral
[2:18:11 PM] Logana: [2:17 PM] Sreeyapatra: <<< oh ffs didn't Prudii get enough attention already
...haaave you met prudii?

 

[Dmitri]

[2:17:44 PM] Sreeyapatra: oh ffs didn't Prudii get enough attention already
[2:17:59 PM] Sreeyapatra: news broadcast, lore article, reaction thread, funeral
[2:18:11 PM] Logana: [2:17 PM] Sreeyapatra: <<< oh ffs didn't Prudii get enough attention already
...haaave you met prudii?

All that's left is for a planet to be named Prudiitooine, a ship named the Prudii Kyramud, and a river named after him, Prudii River.

 

[Prudence]

All that's left is for a planet to be named Prudiitooine, a ship named the Prudii Kyramud, and a river named after him, Prudii River.

Hey. I'm not saying that I pick favorites, but the first one of you to do that will be my favorite.

 

[Prudence]

[6:41:45 PM] Prudence: Day 1 Without RTE
[6:41:47 PM] Prudence: I miss it already
[6:42:03 PM] Tweed: Pru-
[6:42:08 PM] Tweed: do yourself a favor
[6:42:20 PM] Tweed: and buy yourself a good mud mask
[6:42:21 PM] panty soakin' stan: Wait.
[6:42:24 PM] Tweed: little cucumbers
[6:42:26 PM] panty soakin' stan: I still have RTE.
[6:42:32 PM] Tweed: and treat yoself
[6:42:41 PM] Prudence: >>>I still have RTE.
ABE REALLY JUST DISABLED IT FOR ME???????
[6:42:51 PM] panty soakin' stan: That.
[6:42:57 PM] panty soakin' stan: Or he kept it enabled just for me.
[6:43:08 PM] Tweed: LOL
[6:43:09 PM] ChristheBarker: i still have it
[6:43:10 PM] Prudence: OH
[6:43:10 PM] Prudence: MY
[6:43:11 PM] Prudence: GOD
[6:43:12 PM] Prudence: ABE
[6:43:15 PM] Tweed: HAHAHAHAHA
[6:43:18 PM] Prudence: I HAVE BEEN TOILING AWAY
[6:43:19 PM] Prudence: WITHOUT RTE
[6:43:22 PM] Prudence: THINKING EVERYONE ELSE WAS
[6:43:23 PM] *** Tweed eats a bag of popcorn ***
[6:43:25 PM] Archole: (Rofl)
[6:43:34 PM] Prudence: I TOOK A LONG NAP OF DEPRESSION
[6:43:38 PM] Prudence: BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE RTE
[6:43:45 PM] Prudence: I EVEN MADE A STATUS
[6:43:51 PM] Tweed: this is amazing
[6:43:58 PM] Prudence: ABERFORTH
[6:43:59 PM] Prudence: GET IN HERE
[6:44:17 PM] ChristheBarker: hahaha get fucked on prudi
[6:44:19 PM] Zebra: LOL omg
[6:44:34 PM | Edited 6:44:41 PM] ChristheBarker: someone quote this shit
[6:44:45 PM] Prudence: ABERFORTH
[6:44:52 PM] Prudence: I RESCIND ALL THE LOVE I GAVE YOU
[6:45:08 PM] panty soakin' stan: Meh. I feel like I made it out slightly better on this deal : 3
[6:45:12 PM] Tweed: ABERFORTH, AS COMPENSATION I GIVE YOU MORE LOVE
[6:46:01 PM] Prudence:

 

[Prudence]

@TweedPawn
@Outlander
@Arclight
@christhebarker
@Zenya

 

[Prudence]

[11:52:43 AM] Kalan Shires: That is an awfully big word for you bruh
[11:52:50 AM] Sreeyapatra: Kalan, right?!
[11:53:04 AM] Sreeyapatra: like whenever I see Prudii use a moderately big word, it's like "Huh..wow"
[11:53:39 AM] Logana: [11:52 AM] Sreeyapatra:

<<< Prudii your status made me lol, but because I found myself shocked you knew what an allegory is
thesaurus.com
[11:53:50 AM] Prudence: I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK IT UP
[11:54:05 AM] Prudence: I WAS SMART ALL MY MYSELF
[11:54:21 AM] Logana: ALL MY MYSELF
[11:54:32 AM] Fake Mike: And that is a perfect example of prude
[11:54:51 AM] Sreeyapatra: (rofl)
[11:55:06 AM] Sreeyapatra: Alllll my myyyyseeeeelf
[11:55:07 AM] Sreeyapatra: don't wanna be
[11:55:15 AM] Prudence: UGH
[11:55:22 AM] Fake Mike: Allllll mmmmmyyyy mmyyyyyseeellllff

@Loco @Sreeya @Relent @Valen Pelora

 

[Loco]

All myyy myyyyself
Don't want to beeee, all myyy myyyyyyseeeelf anymore
All myyy myyyyyself
Don't want to liiiive, all myyy myyyyyseeeeelf anymore

 

[Deviant]

[6/16/17, 12:36:20 AM] Prudence: Hey babe I'm gonna go to sleep bc I'm exhausted. Night!
[6/16/17, 12:36:30 AM] Prudence: hOLY FUCK
[6/16/17, 12:36:33 AM] Deviant: okay, babe
[6/16/17, 12:36:37 AM] Prudence: Not meant for youuu
[6/16/17, 12:36:38 AM] Deviant: sure thing, babe
[6/16/17, 12:36:43 AM] Prudence: NOT
[6/16/17, 12:36:45 AM] Deviant: oh, you sure? babe
[6/16/17, 12:36:50 AM] Prudence: MEANT
[6/16/17, 12:36:53 AM] Prudence: FOR
[6/16/17, 12:36:56 AM] Prudence: YOU
[6/16/17, 12:37:02 AM] Prudence: Holy fuck
[6/16/17, 12:37:03 AM] Deviant: what? i thought we had something special, babe

@Prudence

 

[Prudence]

[6/16/17, 12:36:20 AM] Prudence: Hey babe I'm gonna go to sleep bc I'm exhausted. Night!
[6/16/17, 12:36:30 AM] Prudence: hOLY ****
[6/16/17, 12:36:33 AM] Deviant: okay, babe
[6/16/17, 12:36:37 AM] Prudence: Not meant for youuu
[6/16/17, 12:36:38 AM] Deviant: sure thing, babe
[6/16/17, 12:36:43 AM] Prudence: NOT
[6/16/17, 12:36:45 AM] Deviant: oh, you sure? babe
[6/16/17, 12:36:50 AM] Prudence: MEANT
[6/16/17, 12:36:53 AM] Prudence: FOR
[6/16/17, 12:36:56 AM] Prudence: YOU
[6/16/17, 12:37:02 AM] Prudence: Holy ****
[6/16/17, 12:37:03 AM] Deviant: what? i thought we had something special, babe

@Prudence

WRONG APP OK???

D I E

 

[Herrith]

WRONG APP OK???

D I E

This deserves a million likes.

 

[Padmé]

The bromance between Prudii and Deviant is strong ITT -.-



@Raydo, see the attached. You're welcome! :d

 

[Herrith]

The bromance between Prudii and Deviant is strong ITT -.-



@Raydo, see the attached. You're welcome! :d

Awwwwwwwwww.