The Captain

[Keinushi]

Hov landed on corescant. As she departed she imediately headed to the nearest seedy tavern. Walking up to the bartender, she produced a datapad with Jack's picture on it. "Have you seen this man?"

Having been a bartender herself she new just how much every seedy bartender new about the local area.

Spoiler: Hov's appearance during this mission

 

[Syn]

Captain Jack Harkness wasn't in a seedy bar.. he was in bed well someones bed... or was it a couple he couldn't recall as he got up and stood there looking down as the woman and he gave a smile and raised his eyebrows a little he looked at the camera. "Am I on camera in front of billions on the holonet?" the female nodded and he got a wider grin looking down. "Miss your viewing figures just went up." He kept the grin as he got dressed and left the apartment sliding into the coat and walking down the hall. With a look he turned to a selkath who was standing there and had been complaining about the noise... he had to admit the woman was surprised she had never met a screamer before and he was one. "Maybe later blue a little naked hide and seek." He continued on and kept the smile on his face as he walked along the streets of coruscant."

 

[Keinushi]

Having gleaned nothing from the bartender, Hov exited the dive and looked out onto the street to see a man matching the photo across from her. She raced to one of the bridges, crossing and standing right in front of the man. "Uh, sir? I was wondering if you'd be interested in helping our company test a new product?"

 

[Syn]

Jack stopped dead in his tracks as he looked at the woman in front of him and two things went across his mind... hot and mammary mountains yummy. He gave a grin and walked forward a little. "Test a product well I suppose for a lovely lady like you I could... Won't get me pregnant will it... not going to do that again."

 

[Keinushi]

"Don't worry sir." Hov smiled, wrapping her hand around his waist. "We have so far found no negative effects to people who try our product."

OOC: feel free to interject before she does her next thing.

IC:
As she lead jack down the street, she eventually reached a place that was both close to her ship, and fairly deserted. Using the force she brought her blaster from its side holster at her waist, the her right hand wrapped around The Captain's waist. She then pistol whipped Jack on the back of the neck.

As he fell to the floor she said. "Try our new product. We like to call it 'Bonk'."

 

[Syn]

Jack looked at Hov and grinned when she seemed to be wrapping her arms around him and he spoke as they walked. "Well no side effects that are bad could be fun. So those lips what time can I kiss em?" When they got to the ally he spoke with a grin. "Well I don't' always preform in the darker lights I am more of a summer big and bright and...." He trailed off when the hit to the head came and woke up in whatever cell or room she had him in as he spoke. "You know I am not against bondage but you could have asked me to come."

 

[Keinushi]

"By the sith your heavy." Hov said as she entered in full imperial knight armor. "Welcome to my ship by the way. Well, the brig of my ship at any rate."

Hov had throughly searched the man, even removing his coat incase it had any hidden pockets. It hung on a hanger on the other side of the shield from Jack.

Spoiler: a bit of a trekkie, so this is how I imagine the brig

 

[Syn]

Jack stood up and looked at the woman as he spoke. "YOu know you looked a lot better out of that armor and your all tense I think you need a message. I'll give you one a full body rub that will make that silly little game in the ally well ever play naked hide and seek?"

 

[Keinushi]

Hov raised a single eyebrow. "No, can't say I have. Now I'm sure you can hazzard a guess as to who I work for. Would you care to rejoin us?"

Spoiler: Here armor as I imagine it.

 

[Syn]

"Oh I know who you work for but darling your working this all badly you got to open with the seduction... Okay so what you should have done is come in in the armor and strip it off slowly teasingly and then you ask me to rejoin... How can I so no to that. THen we go in the back and I show you how the captain is always at attention."

 

[Keinushi]

Hov did the cruelest thing she could do. She looked down to Jack's private area, and laughed. Not a cute giggle, but a hearty laugh. "You.." she trailed off, laughing again. "You really think your hot shit don't you?" another chuckle. "I'll be back in an hour to see if you've changed your mind." and with that she turned to leave.

 

[Syn]

[[oh that was evil]]

Jack looked at Hov as she left and he spoke while she walked away. "See you soon sweetie, once you go Jack there ain't no going back."

 

[Keinushi]

OOC: I know. It hurt me to do it, but its in character.

IC:
Hov waved a hand goodbye, not bothering to turn around. "Yeah yeah." mirth still coated her words.

She went down to the lounge area of the ship and watched the holo news for 40 minutes before replicating a few nerf burgers and heading back up to the cell. She placed one of the nerf burgers in front of Jack, though on the other side of the force field so he couldn't reach it, then went over to the guard chair and sat down to eat her own.

OOC: considering his attitude, I assume he's corellian, and nerf burgers are like crack to corellians. So yeah, she torturing him again.

 

[Syn]

Jack looked at the burgers and spoke as he stood there. "You know last time I was this close to strange meat and unable to put it in my mouth... Well the guy didn't get to happy."

 

[Keinushi]

"Oh?" Hov said, looking up from a datapad she had pulled out to read from while she ate. "Are you ready to agree to rejoin us? Or are you just not a fan of nerf burgers?"

 

[Syn]

"Oh I am a fan and I said I would rejoin you darling you just did it all wrong. Now come on let old Jackie boy out of this cell and I'll teach you how to make love not war."

 

[Keinushi]

Hov finished off her burger and set down the plate. She sauntered over to Jacks cell and picked up the other plate. Taking a big bite out of the burger she slowly chewed it before swalling and saying. "That's not the answer I wanted to hear. Are you ready to behave or should I keep eating?"

 

[Syn]

"Are you like going to spank me if I don't behave?"

 

[Keinushi]

Hov laughed. The same laugh as before. "Please, like I need physical torture to break you."

She took another bite of the burger. Slowly chewing it and setting the remainder down on the ground, out of reach of Jack. She then stood up, and stared him straight in the eyes. Her eyes were bright red and filled with fire, but still somehow cold, hard and determined. "By the time I'm done, you'll be begging me to let you serve us."

With that she turned and left.

OOC: give him some time to pace/try something/lust after the crack I left just out of his reach.

 

[Syn]

"I think you mean service"