The Inventive Death Game

[Jiang Winters]

A simple enough game. Create an elaborate and inventive, or ingeniously simple, or hilariously ridiculous and implausible, method of demise and post it. If you want, rate or comment on the death scene above yours.

Just don't be graphic; I'm sure this thread will be borderline lockbait as it is without graphic content. :CHappy:

As cliched as it is, I shall go first. :CHappy:



Death by drowning in a vat of molten chocolate.

 

[JM76]

Death by consuming excessive amounts of dog food, aloe vera, and tires.

 

[Aussie Legend]

Death by brain hemmorage while driving by a hospital.

 

[Jiang Winters]

Death by consuming exploding gummi bears.

 

[Mother Chucker]

Deathby the slow inhalation of pulverized glass while emptying the contents of your last meal into a tub full of fire ants... :CHappy:

 

[Denzein]

Death by flaying, then showering in salt, then having a cow lick you into nothingness...

 

[Aussie Legend]

Direct impact by a meteorite.

/ thread.

 

[Mother Chucker]

I repeat...

Deathby the slow inhalation of pulverized glass while emptying the contents of your last meal into a tub full of fire ants...

:CAbove:

Beat that...

 

[Neutrino]

Death by sweet, burning, anti-freeze.

 

[Denzein]

Death by standing in a street, between a knife shop, and an electro-magnet store...

 

[Neutrino]

Death by nibbling hamsters.

 

[Green Ranger]

Decapitation by shoe.

 

[Neutrino]

Asphyxiation by plastic bag.

 

[Green Ranger]

Asphyxiation by plastic bag.

That's not inventive at all. :CStern:

Excessive consumption of cheese.

 

[Alex!]

Death from being stabbed to death by Norman Bates.

 

[Avaloria]

Death by being thrown out of a plane, only to land into the Ocean all while several sharp objects fell from the plane to impale you once you thought you had been safe

 

[Green Ranger]

Death by Betty White.

 

[Sovereign]

Death by stabbing oneself in the eyes after having read too many retarded threads.

 

[Green Ranger]

Death by stabbing oneself in the eyes after having read too many retarded threads.

Dying a little inside from reading comments like that.

 

[Neutrino]

Choked on the Pillsbury Dough Boy...