The Inventive Death Game

[Ares]

Dying a little inside from reading comments like that.

Dying from an overdose of heroin after injecting massive amounts directly into your eyeballs to get rid of the image burned into your psyche after seeing SIN online.

EDIT: Ninja'd by Sakae! Always happens! :P

 

[Jiang Winters]

Death by viewing Mulluns Eyes

 

[Alex!]

Death by looking Brandon Rhea in the eye

 

[Jiang Winters]

Death by bombardment with flaming puppies

 

[Hanshin]

Death by spork.

The Spork.

Because even after you spoon out their eyes, you can still poke them to death.

 

[Neutrino]

You're dead because Darth Vader decided to blow up your planet.

 

[Jiang Winters]

Death by having Thermite injected into your chest cavity and wired to burst into flames the moment you attempt to sit or lay down.

 

[Gambler]

Death from the traces of minerals in the ground slowly seeping into your bloodstream from the pores of your feet. You accidentally walk near a broken electrical pole which fries you on the spot. As you crawl into the road to save yourself.... a semi-truck pancakes you.

 

[Dan.]

Death by Cailst.

 

[Gambler]

ZOMG! How the hell do I beat dying of boredom?

I know; quite easily.

A bird rips your eyes out, dropping a worm into your brain that slowly infects you, turning your brain to mush. Then you die a lurid, putrid death, your brain a gooey food for the little chipmunks and squirrels.

 

[Jiang Winters]

Death by showing up to a Ninja convention in a Pirate costume.

 

[Green Ranger]

Being shooped to death.

 

[Jiang Winters]

Death by creepy bipedal thingy composed of green flames.

 

[Green Ranger]

Death by creepy bipedal thingy composed of green flames.

Ooh, that reminds me... >:)

Uhm...death by choking on a tea-cosy.

 

[Jiang Winters]

Hehe. It reminds you of something, eh? :CHappy:

Anywho, uh... Death by overexposure to sternface! :CStern:

 

[Gambler]

Death by mind rape.

 

[Jiang Winters]

Death by Dr. Octagonapus

 

[Ares]

Death by giant earthworm rape.

 

[Sovereign]

Death by having sex with a radioactive Scarlett Johansson.

 

[Jiang Winters]

Death by having sex with a radioactive Scarlett Johansson.

What an awesome way to die... SIN just won the thread.

Anyways, other ways to die... Oh yeah, being tied up and thrown into a locked box with starving rats, who proceed to eat you alive.