The most unbelivable thing has happened to me

[Horizon]

The stories I'm reading are just exhilarating.

 

[Crosby]

Depends on whether it was what ya thought ya wanted. That's normally how I go by these sorts of experiences; if it lived up to your expectations, or more, it was a good time. If not, well, then not. And horror stories are just good for the soul. :CRawr

A friend of mine lost his virginity to some girl he met in Amsterdam, tried to get him to move in with her, and then she tried to follow him back to the United States when he was heading home. A few months after she sent really long, disturbing e-mails about how disappointed and lonely she felt without him...he described it as a success within a failure.

Well considering she was of the few moderately attractive Peruanas I had seen in the two years I was there, it was a pretty positive experience.

Protip: Being an American can get you laid in some places.

 

[Matt]

Protip: Being an American can get you laid in some places.

Not anymore it can't.

Normally it's a sigh followed by a for ****s sake.

I feel for you guys because it's what British people have been subjected too for decades.

 

[Crosby]

The stories I'm reading are just exhilarating.

This thread is no 50 Shades of Grey.

 

[Endling vas Precious]

This thread is no 50 Shades of Grey.

The tampon scene in that book still makes me shudder.

 

[Jacques]

This thread is no 50 Shades of Grey.

The writing is much more tolerable though.

 

[BLADE]

With regards to virginity: a gentleman never tells.

 

[Green Ranger]

With regards to virginity: a gentleman never tells.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[BLADE]

You mistake me, sir. As I continue to note, the notion that any woman might want to sleep with me, let alone my wife, and repeatedly at that is something that I don't want to jinx. It's like looking in the mirror and mentioning nerd three times.

Certainly not something to do half-cocked (teehee).

 

[Phil]

So yeah, I ain't heard anything from this girl after I got her number.

 

[Malcador]

Did you try calling or texting her?

 

[Phil]

I sent her a text... Tuesday night.

 

[Matty]

I sent her a text... Tuesday night.

She could be nervous bro. Just give it time.

 

[Phil]

I figured as much, but I didn't get her number from her, I got it from my boss who is friends with her. I offered to remove her number from my phone if she did not like it.

 

[Horizon]

I figured as much, but I didn't get her number from her, I got it from my boss who is friends with her. I offered to remove her number from my phone if she did not like it.

A fairly decent notion on your part.

 

[Kaeb]

Send her one of your pictures with your eyes removed.

 

[Phil]

Send her one of your pictures with your eyes removed.

Only thing on my head I wore on the "date" was my fedora.

 

[Kaeb]

Only thing on my head I wore on the "date" was my fedora.

That's all you wore?

I may have nightmares.

 

[Matt]

Only thing on my head I wore on the "date" was my fedora.

I think I know why she hasn't texted back.

 

[Phil]

You two need to read.

Only thing I wore on my head.