You two need to read.
Only thing I wore on my head.
We're only slagging you.
Chill.
But seriously, ditch the fedora, it's not exactly a babe magnet. Maybe look after your health a little more, start running, take up some hobbies you might otherwise not take part in, travel, write and read. All in areas that you otherwise wouldn't.
Become more cultured, look after yourself and your appearance.