Who is the Chuck Norris of Star Wars?

[Ping]

Yeah, so, I keep hearing people argue over who gets the title of "Chuck Norris of Star Wars," be it Boba Fett, Han Solo, Starkiller, etc., so I figured it would be a little bit fun to make a poll like this. ;)

Who do you think is the Chuck Norris of Star Wars? I'm going to have to say Kyle Katarn. Killing a lizard with your bare hands is tough to top.

 

[Guardian Six]

obi-wan
lost his master
lost his best friends in the clone wars
lost his girlfriend in the clone wars
his apprentice turned on him

all without shedding a tear.
Chuck Norris never cried, Obi-Wan never cried.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

Based on how Chuck Norris is viewed, I'd say Kyle Katarn.

 

[Rom]

Kyle Katarn - the badass who can do anything and take on anyone no matter the odds and come out on top.

 

[Guardian Six]

Kyle Katarn - the badass who can do anything and take on anyone no matter the odds and come out on top.

obi-wan did better.

 

[Jake]

obi-wan did better.

Obi-Wan has lost.

Kyle Katarn is invincible. Like Chuck Norris. :CRawr

 

[Mars]

Obi-Wan has lost.

Kyle Katarn is invincible. Like Chuck Norris. :CRawr

Didn't Norris get beat on by Bruce Li?

 

[Jojo Kaguya]

Has to be Darth Bane!

 

[Crosby]

Didn't Norris get beat on by Bruce Li?

His acting is nice as well.

 

[Dread]

Didn't Norris get beat on by Bruce Li?

Shut your dirty mouth, swine!

*Ahem*

Kyle Katarn.

 

[Rom]

Didn't Norris get beat on by Bruce Li?

Dude, I had a security guard at my high school who has beat up Chuck Norris.

Look up Donna Judge

 

[Achrones150]

:bitchez: I'mma go with Mace Windu on this one. :bitchez

 

[Guardian Six]

10 reasons why katarn is better than obi-wan? Let's here 'em c'mon.

 

[Kath]

Jar Jar Binks

 

[Brandon Rhea]

Didn't Norris get beat on by Bruce Li?

Chuck Norris was trained by Bruce Lee.

 

[The Gloaming]

Mace Windu is, by definition, a badass mutha *******er, as is Chuck Norris. In my opinion, Mace is only second in badassness to Katarn, as Norris is second only to Li. I rest my case.

 

[Gex]

I wanted to be different... I vote for the Killer of Stars.. although he never did kill a star.. which is misleading.. damn Lucas Arts -_-

 

[Ping]

10 reasons why katarn is better than obi-wan? Let's here 'em c'mon.

1) Defeated a Kell Dragon (giant, man-eating lizard) with his bare hands.
2) Single-handedly destroyed the Arc Hammer, a ship that's about the size of a Star Destroyer.
3) Only person to successfully infiltrate the Executor.
4) Killed Gorc by shooting him in the face (happens in the novel)
5) One of the few Jedi that can use Dark side powers and Light side powers.
6) Have you seen his attacks if you end up fighting him in Jedi Academy?
7) Shaves his beard with a lightsaber (it's an idle animation in Jedi Outcast)
8) Virtually a one man army; pretty much everywhere he infiltrates has more Imperials than you can count, and he still survives.
9) Defeated Boba Fett
10) Only SW character I know of to have Chuck Norris-like facts.

 

[Brand]

I normally would've gone with Katarn, but I'm reading through Shatterpoint now and Mace Windu is the epitome of badassery and Chuck Noriss-ness.

 

[Pele]

Kyle Katarn