Yo!

[Silkboat]

Greetings, slaves- I mean, new friends!

As you can see, my name is Silk. And my purpose here is to [st]watch you while you sleep[/st] make friends and [st]enslave you all[/st] have some good RPing times!

Oh, and by the way...

Spoiler: Derp?

I have pictures of what you did last Tuesday.

 

[Jiang Winters]

What terrifies me is that you're but the tip of the spear.

 

[Silkboat]

What terrifies me is that you're but the tip of the spear.

What should terrify you is that this intro is only about a fifth of how creepy I can be.

 

[Jiang Winters]

What should terrify you is that this intro is only about a fifth of how creepy I can be.

Should I start sleeping with one eye open, then?

 

[Surviver]

I find it funny that this thread will probably grow from just the two of you going down the road to madness.

 

[Silkboat]

Should I start sleeping with one eye open, then?

That depends. Are you sleeping with me~?

 

[Jiang Winters]

I find it funny that this thread will probably grow from just the two of you going down the road to madness.

Lurkerface. :CStern

That depends. Are you sleeping with me~?

[ST]Yes.[/ST] Of course not.

 

[Garuga]

Shivers up my spine for unidentified reasons. :CCry1

 

[Silkboat]

Shivers up my spine for unidentified reasons. :CCry1

Heh heh... some quality time with Silky can fix that~ -Hug from behind-

 

[Jiang Winters]

Flee, Garuga! Flee while you still can!

Oh, wait. Nevermind. You're pretty much screwed now. I'll make sure the eulogy is nice, if that's any consolation.

 

[Dread]

Welcome to SWRP...Join the glorious Hutt Empire to crush the republic scum.

 

[Silkboat]

I'll make sure the eulogy is nice, if that's any consolation.

Oh, no need to worry about that. I'll be gentle~

@Radzkie: Hm... nah.

 

[Casimir Goetschl]

Welcome.

 

[Jake]

> mfw amigo Silk becomes resident /b/tard.

Anner is the resident Homestuck fanboy, so mind your head.

 

[Silkboat]

> mfw amigo Silk becomes resident /b/tard.

Anner is the resident Homestuck fanboy, so mind your head.

Would you believe me if I said I've never even been on /b/?

Seriously, I haven't.

And pfft. PFFFFFFFFT. There can only 8e one Homestuck-o8sessed person here. Now where's my dueling pistol...?

Edit: I like how my intro thread is scaring everyone away or something.

 

[Moriarty]

Oh, no need to worry about that. I'll be gentle~

@Radzkie: Hm... nah.

you could join the Luminado and get paid to do either. XD

 

[Derpy Boots]

Welcome, snoogum-boogums~ <3

Don't get flushed down a toilet!

 

[Samara]

Youuuuuuuuuu >:]

 

[Moriarty]

Crazies! Lots of em! Not me though! :CSly

 

[Samara]

Crazies! Lots of em! Not me though! :CSly

Y0u sh4ll w4lk th3 1r0ns