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Uh, they were anti-jewish riots in Palestine before the creation of Israel?
I just found it off of wikipedia
Uh, they were anti-jewish riots in Palestine before the creation of Israel?
no it's not! Most say, "gimme back ma' cheese!"What Does A Black Person Say When Someone Stole Their Cheese?
Naacho Cheese! Naacho Cheese!
Your mommas so fat, her high school graduation photo was taken from a helicopter.
Jesus is sitting down one day and is visioning the high rate of drug consumption on earth in later years. He thought it was a bit hypocritical of him to condemn them without first trying them himself, so he sent his apostles out to find what drugs they could.
The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned Jesus, waiting at the door, hears a knock: "Who is it?" "It's Paul"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Paul?"
"Hashish from Morocco"
another knock ...
"Who is it?"
"It's Mark"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Mark?"
"Marijuana from Colombia"
another knock ...
"Who is it?"
"It's Matthew"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Matthew ?"
"Cocaine from Bolivia"
This continues for a while until finally theres a 12th knock on the door
"Who is it?"
"It's Judas"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Judas?"
"FBI MOTHERFUCKERS!"
Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a coffeehouse in Berlin in 1935. "Herr Altmann," said his secretary, "I notice you're reading Der Stürmer! I can't understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew?"
"On the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I used to read the Jewish papers, all I learned about were pogroms, riots in Palestine, and assimilation in America. But now that I read Der Stürmer, I see so much more: that the Jews control all the banks, that we dominate in the arts, and that we're on the verge of taking over the entire world. You know – it makes me feel a whole lot better!"
no it's not! Most say, "gimme back ma' cheese!"
I know comrade. I was just telling you from experience.
...I bet you can...pervert :CStern::CIsee::CWat:I can imagine Ruukil stealing cheese. :CHappy:
...I bet you can...pervert :CStern::CIsee::CWat:
Two men are fishing, suddenly one pulls a beautiful mermaid out of the water. He looks at her, then he throws her back into the ocean.
The other guy asks :"Why?"
The guy says : "How?"