Why? We have our paratroopers (They're not just trained for jumping out of planes, but for all manners of combat, they basically are Canada's marines) and not to mention our members of the RCMP. You may think that they're just mounties, but the RCMP is essentially the CIA, FBI and Secret Service, and general Police Officer all rolled into one.
EDIT: Johnny's right, but I just had to say that, because it's silly when people don't think we have a noteworthy military force.
tell a Marine that you have the canadian equivalent to his Corps. Seriously, he'd never be able to get angry at you he'd just die laughing. it's a good strategy in wartime though, even though no one messes with canada cause it's to close to home for the US...anywho time to sleep for me gots a birthday party (my own) to go to tomorrow.