Election 2016

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I support Ted Cruz's candidacy, but there are vicious rumours about his place of birth that are being circulated by the left. I wish he would just produce his birth certificate to prove conclusively that he was indeed born in the U.S. and not in Canada. This smear campaign must stop.

The American people don't care. He might as well have been born in the USA, we all know Canada is America's hat.
 

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The American people don't care. He might as well have been born in the USA, we all know Canada is America's hat.

I'll vote for him even if he's Canadian, as long as he vows to change the national animal to a moose.
 

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Maybe we'll finally establish the casus belli required to annex Canada by force.
 

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Maybe we'll finally establish the casus belli required to annex Canada by force.

We should just have a matrilineal marriage between one of the president's daughters and the whatever-Canada-is-run-by's son so that we can just inherit Canada.
 

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Anyone voting for Vermin Supreme? XD (I'm not, I'm voting for either Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, Mike Huckabee, or Marco Rubio.)
 

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**** Cruz and Canada.
 

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I'm not voting Republican - when the most palatable candidates are either a Bush or a man who has gone on record comparing gay couples wanting to get married to pedophiles and bestiality practitioners you have a problem.....
 

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I'm not voting Republican - when the most palatable candidates are either a Bush or a man who has gone on record comparing gay couples wanting to get married to pedophiles and bestiality practitioners you have a problem.....

Did you even listen o his speech? Cruz promised a booming economy. You'd really have to be stupid not to vote for him.
 

Saul

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Did you even listen o his speech? Cruz promised a booming economy. You'd really have to be stupid not to vote for him.

He's Canadian too, eh. He must be trustworthy.
 

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I'm going to vote for my preferred candidate. Joan Cusack. She can't do any worse than the other candidates, and she can really rip new apertures in people.
 

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Did you even listen o his speech? Cruz promised a booming economy. You'd really have to be stupid not to vote for him.

Imagine instead of economic stagnation, booming economic growth.
 

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Imagine instead of economic stagnation, booming economic growth.

If I want it more than the other guy wants it, that means I can have it right?
 

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If I want it more than the other guy wants it, that means I can have it right?

No. If you want it enough, it meas the other candidate doesn't want economic growth.
 

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Imagine instead of the FBI, Blade Runners.
 

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Imagine all the people sharing all the world! As long as they're not women, or gay, or minorities.
 

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Imagine all the people sharing all the world! As long as they're not women, or gay, or minorities.

If you can't afford healthcare, you don't deserve to be an American and should go back to those commies in France.
 

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I admire a politician who looks at a program that, in spite of its glaring flaws, has been relatively successful and says "no, we definitely should not be doing that."

Imagine a president who stuck to his convictions, even if those convictions are bullshit.
 
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