Corrupt A Wish

[Pureblood-Sin]

Granted, but its made from the menstrual blood of harlots and pieces of your parents.

I wish I could shoot lightning out of my backside.

 

[Ender]

Granted. One trip to the restroom and its all over for you

 

[Saul Perth]

Granted, but you are plagued by the realization you forgot to make a wish.

I wish I'd never have to work a day in my life.

 

[Rector_Ras]

Granted but you were never born thus never had a life to work in

I wish I was done school

 

[Arisalin]

Granted, but you've been done for fifty-years and are on your deathbed.

I wish I had a personal mercenary army with bunny masks. o:

 

[Ender]

Granted. You are broke. They kill you.

I wish I had made a wish

 

[Kenico]

Granted...But you have already done it

I Wish I was a Sith Lord :bitchez

 

[Hannah]

Granted, but by this time the Rebels have already defeated the Imperium. Oops.

I wish my name wasn't Hannah.

 

[Galavant]

Granted. Your name is now Hannah backwards :CHappy


I wish I had more skittles.

 

[Ender]

Granted.

I wish I had a job that wouldn't take up all my time and I actually enjoyed

 

[Miz]

Granted your a not very respected social worker.

I wish I had a new pair of socks.

 

[Kenico]

Granted but they itch like the Dickens!

I wish I knew the secret of the universe

(and if you do the corruption right, you get a cookie lol)

 

[Ender]

Granted. 42.

I wish I knew the question to the answer.

 

[Liam]

Granted. You are now a male prostitute.
I wish I could twerk like Miley.

 

[Kaane]

Granted. A Ugandan warlord likes the way you dance and dispatches a team of highly trained perverts to "retrieve" you.

I wish I could go tomb-raiding.

 

[Ender]

Granted. You die and become a zombie. Have fun in your tomb

I wish I was a woman

 

[Saul Perth]

Granted. You're a woman. *ba-dum-tissss*

I wish I could fly.

 

[Hannah]

Granted, you're now a pigeon.

I wish every day was hump day!

 

[Ender]

Granted. Hopefully you're not a virgin.

I wish I didn't have to school.

 

[Kenico]

Granted, You don't get a decent education and fall into obscurity...

I wish I knew what women were thinking