Corrupt A Wish

[Pureblood-Sin]

Granted, but then you realise that no woman would be interested thus driving you into a coprophagic insanity.

I wish I was knee deep in groupies.

 

[Liam]

Granted. You don't even remember how you got to this One Direction concert.
I wish I had X-ray vision.

 

[Arisalin]

Granted, but you see through everything. Literally, everything. To the extent that you can't see anything because you see through it.

I wish I was a walrus. Just cause.

 

[Cortan]

Granted. You are now cannon fodder for Donkey Kong.

I wish I could live out a Legend of Zelda game for real.

 

[Hannah]

Granted. No respawning however, and unfortunately you die almost immediately.

I wish for one million wishes.

 

[Ender]

Granted. You run out of things to wish for and die of apathy.

I wish I had two belly buttons. YOLO

 

[Cainhurst Crow]

Congratulations, you're now a conjoined twin at the naval.

I wish for a non-expired and completely legally obtained coupon to get half off my next amazon purchase of games of thrones season 3 blu ray.

 

[Tara Bronwyn]

You get it, but its down strictly from the point of view of Bran Stark. The boredom makes you want to do bad things.

I wish for a never ending supply of caffeine.

 

[Pureblood-Sin]

Granted, the ensuing caffeine overdose ensures you will never sleep again and lose all control of your bladder.

I wish I could always be exempted from church burnings if I say "Holy Smoke!"

 

[The Classiest Hobo]

Granted, but this safety doesn't apply to your house burning down.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Fang.]

Granted, you realize your life is worthless and wish for death.

I wish I was less stressed

 

[The Classiest Hobo]

Granted, but "less stressed" leads to such a state of relaxation and ambivalence that your life crumbles apart around you.

I wish I was famous.

 

[Logan]

You become famous and get everything that you've ever wanted.

Then you die in a house fire.

I wish I had some food. D:

 

[The Classiest Hobo]

Granted, but its not edible to humans.

I wish I could find my soulmate.

 

[Logan]

You find your soulmate, but it turns out it's a large man named Fred. If that's what you're into, well then I guess you win.

I wish my neighbors would stop making so much noise and die.

 

[The Classiest Hobo]

Granted, but you catch the same plague virus that killed them.

I wish I could come up with something really witty/clever to wish for.

 

[Fang.]

Granted, but it costs you the next 300years of your life. You die.

I wish I could skip. The previews

 

[TheNewJediOrder]

Granted, But your wish malfunctions and you skip everything.

I wish I could flyyyyy!

 

[Steel]

Granted, but you only fly straight up and you can never stop. You eventually end up drifting through the darkness of space forever before you die.

I wish my wish won't be corrupted.

 

[Liam]

Granted, but your wish is still hated for its strong political views.
I wish that I had a hat.