Help name my new beer

[Empress]

With my father coming out to visit for the first time in a few years, and having never seen the new house or anything I decided it was time to brew a new batch of beer for him...

So I need help with a witty " and ****ed up" name that makes sense but is fun...think along the lines of dead guy, arrogant bastard.. or my own bastard Bac and SINful sticky etc.

WHat it is is a German Wiesenbier ( wheat beer) it's a pale gold with a fruity, and yet bready like taste ( atleast currently pre-carbonated or chilled) it's a light, mild flavor. with a little bit of lemon zest put in during fermentation. so it's obviously made more to be a summer brew.


I'm bottling today, and utterly stumped on names.

 

[Will]

German?

HINDENBEER

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

Cock.

 

[Michael Scott]

the hitler

 

[Will]

Prince Phillip

 

[Neo Shark]

Codswallop

ugh, need to resize my sig pics, longest part about my post is my sig >.<

 

[Guardian Six]

the luftwaffle. who doesn't like waffles?

 

[Fusion]

Meh. name it something new and random, like "suck mah dick hel yeh". :P

 

[Green Ranger]

Wunderbeer

 

[Brandon Rhea]

I'm with Will. Call it Hidenbeer.

 

[Green Ranger]

I'm with Will. Call it Hidenbeer.

you have to yell out OH THE HUMANITY before you take a drink.

 

[Cisco]

Überbeer?

 

[Phil]

Mulluneister

 

[Empress]

Mulluneister

hehe thats a nice one, but there is a Northern Amber with a hint of caramel in it I was thinking of trying the recipe for and naming it in honour for you.

 

[Radiant Eclipse]

The Justin Beerber.

 

[The Gloaming]

The title stumps me, but a good catch phrase would be:

Didn't piss yourself? Have another.

 

[Cisco]

Silverocity?

 

[Emma Lou]

Bier Scheissers

 

[Jake]

"Schrodinger's Brew"

It doesn't make much sense (unless anyone can come up with a way of relating quantum theory to alcohol, in which case you are awesome by default) but as soon as I saw this thread it leaped into my mind.

 

[Empress]

"Schrodinger's Brew"

It doesn't make much sense (unless anyone can come up with a way of relating quantum theory to alcohol, in which case you are awesome by default) but as soon as I saw this thread it leaped into my mind.

if it helps there are changes at a sub atomic level that happens not only during fermentation, but also the carbonation stage, and again if I take the beer while is doing its second fermenting and carbonation and refrigerate it three days or so into the process to convert a ale or a porter into a lager...

thats SORTA Quantum...don't think anything more than neutrons and protons are affected in small ways, I doubt the changes to the amount of quarks are different.

Bier Scheissers

thats messed up dear...but a good nickname if the batch gets contaminated * lol