King of the Hill Returns!!!!

[Lt. Beardsly]

Geobe returns from Wawa, slurping the last of his Icee, and drops it when he sees his card-board cut-out is shot in the head. He walks up the hill behind The Dragon Reborn and pushes him off of the hill.

"Jerk."

 

[McFisticuff]

McFisticuff uses his multi-dimensional superpowa' to summon a Rancor. McFisticuff eats the Rancor for energy, and walks up the hill and plants a notice of eviction. Thirty days later, McFisticuff triumphantly returns, owning the hill.

 

[Lerro]

Sadly for mister McFisticuff, Lerro had secretly hidden a number of explosives on the hill during those thirty days. The moment McFisticuff returns, he is exploded off of the hill along with the notice of eviction and Lerro stands on it while drinking a cup of coffee.

 

[Lt. Beardsly]

Geobe runs up, smacks the cup of coffee out of Lerro's hand, then runs back down to the base of the hill, not claiming it.

 

[Lerro]

Geobe runs up, smacks the cup of coffee out of Lerro's hand, then runs back down to the base of the hill, not claiming it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I seriously just laughed out loud. :CHappy:

With hot coffee spilt all over himself, Lerro reaches for his long ranged rifle and shoots Geobe. "Get out of here you stupid looking monkey."

 

[Horizon]

Bmth sits quietly on a mountain nearby and watches events unfold with
binoculars while an army of Prawn all sit meditating while waiting on orders
to attack the hill and its occupants.

 

[Lt. Beardsly]

Geobe orders his army of Section 8 troops to land on the army of Prawn, which they do, killing all of the Prawn. Geobe, then, sends down a coffee from Dunkin' Donuts, with poison dripped in it, to Lerro with a message on it.

"Drink this. It's better than you're terrible coffee."

 

[Lerro]

"How sweet." Lerro drinks the coffee right away with one gulp. Suddenly, he feels strange. His stomach buldges and feels like it is about to explode. He lifts a leg, takes a deep breathe...and suddenly passes gas. "That's better."

Then he turns to sit down and falls off the hill

 

[Lt. Beardsly]

Geobe pops out through the ground, at the top of the hill, and looks around. "Hey, this isn't China! Oh well." Geobe pops out of his hole and starts lighting fireworks anyways.

 

[Horizon]

As Geaobe is playing with fireworks, I tiptoe behind Geobe while driving Metal Gear Rex and begin to shout out into the built in intercom.

"This is for my prawn friends you sick monkey!"

I then slam down Rex's foot directly ontop of Geobe.

 

[Lerro]

As BTH using his Rex to step on Geo, Lerro arrives sitting ontop of a huge beast! "Meet Godzilla, you punks!" Lerro laughs as he charges towards the two on the hill

 

[Lt. Beardsly]

I was just watching that movie on YouTube. 1998 version, where Godzilla is running around the Big Apple.


Geobe pulls out the Stinger and CAN do it, killing both Horizon and Shadow Fox (I think his name was, haven't played the game for ages). He is then stomped on by Godzilla.

 

[Lerro]

Godzilla and Lerro dance on the hill to "Beat it" by Michael Jackson

 

[Horizon]

Horizon then emerges from the wreckage of Rex and pulls out a a large bottle of pills. Horizon then shouts "PILLS HERE!" as he downs the entire bottle.

(I thought it be easier just to go with Horizon ;D)

 

[McFisticuff]

McFisticuff takes one look at Godzilla, and runs away.

 

[Fallen]

Grins, and sends the world's largest box of chicken nuggets flying off in the distance. Godzilla sees the box, and runs off after it. Fallen then walks up, and stabs Lerro through the head with a lightsaber. Grins and sits like a monk, awaiting the next attack.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Chuck Norris kicks fallen off of the hill
with a kick to the face, that to most would kill.

Then...

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare


And I take the hill, still in my pope-mobile.

 

[Neutrino]

Sakae takes away Sheo's copy/paste ability and he is left powerless. Sakae rolls the pope-mobile down the hill, it crashes and burns with Sheo inside. Sakae is Queen of the Hill.

 

[Johnnysaurus Rex]

Johnny points out that queens are ineffective rulers as they have vaginas and thusly are women. The people of the hill overthrow her and instate him as king of the hill out of gratitude.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

I lead a clever propaganda campaign designed to paint the king as an evil moustache twirling fiend. As no one has liked evil moustache twirling fiends since black and white movies without sound, he is promptly kicked out for being a terribly bad villain. I am instated and set up the first galactic empire to secure the peace and prosperity of the galaxy!

All while still, somehow in the pope mobile. *flies through space in the pope-mobile, taking the hill with him.*