King of the Hill Returns!!!!

[GABA]

GABA approaches and simply stabs Rastaman in the face and punts him off the hill.

Job done. The hill is her's.

 

[McFisticuff]

Summons all the demons from the depths of the underworld to surround GABA in a cloud of darkness so HK-47 can sneak up an stab her in the back.

 

[LadyMatriani]

Pours water on HK.

Hills mine. Surrounds it with hundreds of little, fat dancing guys.

 

[Endling vas Precious]

Endling distracts the little fat dancing men with poisoned KFC and summons her legion of undead-robot-flying-orca whales to set up a bridgehead on the hill (who also fly off with Matriani), and puts up a series of laser-beam garden Gnomes who speak Russian.

 

[Psycho]

Maerad goes through a series of trials to acquire a gorgon's head and turns all gnomes and Endling to stone and used them as regular yard accessories. Then puts Gorgon's head at front gate along and then a four headed liger in front yard of her titanium castle.

 

[Fallen]

Summons a bigger fish to crush any opposition, and it splashes all over the titanium, making it stained and ugly.

Fallen follows up in his command ship and sends an orbital strike, which ignites the fish guts, and thusly, takes the hill. Fallen and his ewok minions quickly build from the ruins a: burnt fish-titanium junk-wooden fortress. Fallen then prepares for the inveitable attack....

As the Ewoks wait, they build a giant statue of me, which has LAZERS in it's eyes. I also make a moat, full of sharks with friggin lazer beams. :D

I await the person who challenges me!

 

[McFisticuff]

McFisticuff uses his awesome fists to block the lasers and reflect them back at the Ewoks and Sharks. McFisticuff then uses his fists on Fallen and the hill, pounding it into dust. Then, he rebuilds the hill to be a paradise.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

I tackle the pope, thus claiming vatican hill as my own. I now have the pope hat, and am wearing it.

 

[Fallen]

Grins at the fall of the Pope (as he's from a Lutheran/Methodist type family). Then goes back in time, bribes the mechanic, puts a trapdoor leading to a pit of doom beneath Sheo. Goes back to the present, presses the button to activate it, and Sheo falls to his doom. He then digs underground, and covers the hill with adamantium. He creates a paradox inhibitter, and summons the Toclophane.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Sheo still sits on the hill in the pope hat. As going back in time creates an alternate dimension, and doesn't effect the original timeline in any way shape or form. Sheo parks the pope-mobile in vatican hill, and sits in it's impenetrable bubble of pope-ness.

 

[Fallen]

Rips the holes of time, using his paradox inhibiter, and enables for his actions. Grins at Doctor Who explanations. As a result in the hole of time, Fallen has Daleks and Cybermen coming to his aide!

 

[Lt. Beardsly]

Geobe puts the Pope Mobile into nuetral and pushes it off the hill.

 

[Fallen]

Frowns when he sees someone beat him to the punch. The Daleks zap Geobe off the cliff, and then Fallen takes over the now late Pope la' Sheogorath's hill.

 

[Project]

Due to the fact Jews pull the strings of the World, the Vatican falls into a Crisis and the Pope is needed somewhere else - on the other side of the world, far away from Vatican-Hill.
Using his connections and thus claiming the Hill, Neuromancer does the dance of Justice upon the place where the Pope Mobile parked - and Fallen had layed his ass to rest.

 

[Wing]

I thought someone meant the show King of the Hill was coming back. I got happy for no reason.

 

[Fallen]

Sry Alana. This is a competition to see who is craziest, really. I clearly will need to change tactics and bide my time to win the hill again...

 

[McFisticuff]

Being a Multi-Dimensional Entity, McFisticuff uses his powers to warp the hill to his dimension, where he controls everything. He turns Neuromancer into a chicken and claims the hill with his superpowa!

 

[Lt. Beardsly]

Geobe walks up the hill, and plants a flag with his face on the very top. As soon as the pole digs into the ground, the hill returns to it's original dimension.

 

[Horizon]

Bmth walks up to Geobe and pulls out a glock and shoots Geobe in the face and then pulls a lighter and sets fire to Geobe's flag.

 

[Gambler]

How the heck did this thing come back? o.O

A pair of invisible eyes is watching you until you go crazy. Once you drive yourself insane and commit suicide I walk up to the hill. Yay, I'm back in control and don't have to worry about Kathy anymore.