King of the Hill Returns!!!!

[Sensid-Kronos]

body begins to decompose, and then blows the hill to bits.

 

[Viggy]

i run up behind viggy with a cast iron pan. I raise the pan high above my head, creep up behind viggy, aaaaaannd... Throw the pan away and tacklehug him. I then sit atop viggy and claim the hill as my own.

d'aaaawwwwwww <3

 

[Gorgon Stone]

Is....ashes, reincarnates and begins staging a Scroogelike intervention to scare Lord Lion from the hill

 

[Jiang Winters]

d'aaaawwwwwww <3

<3 ^_^

Oyeah, and I shoot Lord Lion and Gorgon with a dart pistol loaded with vials of potent mind control serum that overrides their brains and makes them turn into obedient furry slaves. Therefor, I still control the hill. Well, we. I didn't exactly take it from Viggy. :p

 

[Ares]

As Aisu, I join Viggy and Hakim in the Trio of Furry. We create a complex system of checks and balances so that we all control approximately one third of everything on our hill. We call it the "Hill Control Coalition", and all is good, for I have a brownie. ^_^

 

[The Lionheart]

...until, of course, The Lionheart breaks free of the mind-control serum and blasts the entire hill with orbs of Force energy, completely annihilating everyone upon it.

And the hill is mine, again.

 

[Jake]

I divide by zero.

I am the only survivor.

 

[Jiang Winters]

I divide by zero.

I am the only survivor.

I use an axe and divide Nevermore's head by two. I then reclaim the hill as my own and proceed to use my furry awesomeness to resurrect the Trio of Furry.

 

[Ares]

I prove, however, that being a god, I am better than you all. I have already divided by zero before. This isn't the first world. Force blasts simply make me lean a little bit in the opposite way. Punishment is swift, and all the veins in Lionheart's body split in half in the same millisecond, and Nevermore was sodomized by a malicious cactus. He died... Horribly.

I resurrect my furry allies, and take back our ridiculously complex government.

 

[The Lionheart]

Unfortunately for the furries, the preceding punishment only served to piss Lionheart dead f'ing off. So, pissed dead f'ing off, Lionheart transformed into a gigantic monstrous demon-thing, ate the Furries and the top half of the hill, and sat on the hill.

"I Win."

 

[Sensid-Kronos]

Kronos reincarnates and watches from afar.

 

[The Lionheart]

Kronos reincarnates and watches from afar.

Ur doin it rong. U gotz ta claim teh hillz!!!


Lionheart proceeds to eat Kronos, retaining ownership of the hill.

 

[Viggy]

Viggy was still alive after being eaten, and destroyed Lord lion from the inside! Then he casted rez on the other furries and set the Trio back up again.

 

[Sensid-Kronos]

Kronos kicks a hole in his stomach, and escapse.& XD

 

[Ares]

I thank Viggy for freeing me, and make sure to have my malicious cactus minions sodomize his corpse. Hideous mutilation follows, and we retain the hill.

 

[Gorgon Stone]

Gorgon spits on a little girl holding a rabbit and after performing this Voodoo ritual incinerates all on the hill and claims it

 

[havikk]

You trip and fall down a hill and break your crown. I take your place after giving you anthrax.

 

[Jiang Winters]

I summon the Cookie Monster. He proceeds to give you lot a right proper beating, and I then claim the hill for my own evil purposes.

 

[Gabora]

I summon SUPER MEGA DEATH CHRIST 2000 V.3 BETA to come and destroy all the inhabitants of the hill and France.

Yeah Bitch.

 

[Jiang Winters]

I recognize the rocket launcher in the top-left hand corner of the pic. It is from the original Red Faction. Best damn tunnel builder ever, and the lock-on mode was so much fun... My first actually cool rocket launcher, too... *nostalgic sniffle*

*clears throat* Ahem, erm, anyways, where was I? Ah, yes.

I throw the Holy Hand Grenade at you and your minion. You get blown up. I walk up the hill and declare that it is under the rule of King Arthur, then depart to search for the Holy Grail.