King of the Hill Returns!!!!

[Jiang Winters]

Hakim walks to the top of the freshly remade hill. Hakim lays down on top of it and starts doodling. Hakim is now the artistically challenged king of the hill.

 

[Sensid-Kronos]

Sensid comes over and pushes him off the hill.

"Freshman! ><"

 

[Viggy]

Viggy swings in on a rope and delivers a flying kick to Sensid, who is sent flying away by the sheer uber force of the kick. Viggy is now the King of the Hill.

 

[Denzein]

Denzein roars in on a motorbike with an ak47, runs viggy down and then shoots the twitching body. Den taketh the hill.

 

[Jiang Winters]

Hakim walks up the hill with a bannana and proceeds to beat Denzein to death with said Bananna. He then takes Den's AK and sits down on Denzein's body and declares himself king of the hill, and wastes his time doodling on Den's dead face with a sharpie.

 

[Jake]

but you are a level 57 gay mage specializing in Faggotry...

He's actually level 69, if you know what I mean. :P

Nevermore meteors from the heavens to smite the hill, and stands on the crater.

 

[Gorgon Stone]

Gorgon Stone sends an endless horde of prospectors to undermine the hill causing it to topple into itself. Gorgon Stone then forces the gold diggers to build him a new hill, which he claims.

 

[Sensid-Kronos]

Kronos, recovering from his fall, climbs back up the hill, and farts in Hakims face, the fumes consuming him, and then claims the hill as such.

 

[havikk]

I repo the hill.... didn't pay his bills...

 

[Sensid-Kronos]

Damn. DX

 

[Jiang Winters]

I eat Havikk and reclaim the hill. My hill now. See? See? My hill. Don't make me mark my territory, now.

 

[Viggy]

I carpet-bomb the hill and anyone nearby. Then I fly away, laughing maniacally!

 

[Jiang Winters]

Hakim casts shield!

It's not very effective and he gets blown up.

But he respawns and claims the hill! Again!

 

[havikk]

I stab you... the hill is mine... esa

 

[Sensid-Kronos]

I just burrow into the hill.

 

[havikk]

I still own the hill, you pay rent.

 

[Viggy]

I fill the hole Sensid burrowed with water, drowning him.

Then I climb the hill, sneak up behind havikk, and do the Vulcan nerve pinch on him.

My hill.

 

[Gorgon Stone]

I buy the hill in the resulting foreclosure auction :CHappy: !

 

[Jiang Winters]

I run up behind Viggy with a cast iron pan. I raise the pan high above my head, creep up behind Viggy, aaaaaannd... Throw the pan away and tacklehug him. I then sit atop Viggy and claim the hill as my own.

 

[The Lionheart]

I incinerate Hakim, Viggy, and Gorgon Stone, and create my throne from their combined ashes.

The hill is mine.