"....aaaaaaance. Dance lik...like a monke....monkey!" Rav sang, as he swayed down Uscru entertainment district on Coruscant, a bottle of spotchka in one hand "...you have to daaaaaaaance...." the pirate butchered the first chorus of Oona Falluphids hit single Kowak, currently topping the charts in most major systems. He and the crew had been out on the town, following a successful endeavour which he had quite forgotten, starting at Bar Bar Drinks they'd made their way up a level to the Uscru entertainment district - and had simply wandered into each Cantina on the row.
At the end of the row, their ship was parked - completely illegally - but Rav was past caring about the no doubt massive fines they would have wracked up if indeed the Coruscant police bothered to patrol down here anymore.
"I still don't understand why we couldn't get into that one." he jabbed a thumb back at a posher Cantina, which had sleek looking black-suited guards in front of it "Oh! 'It's invite only', pfffffffft. Do they not know, I, Captain Hask...Hasko? I do not need an invitation. How rude." he chuckled to his drinking buddies, before pointing excitedly to a door in front of them. "By the force, a pisser. I'm busting, and the ones on the Corsair are, well - not great." he smiled, wonkily, and staggered into the public loo.
"No other bastards here." he laughed, staggering up to the urinal and getting down to business.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah." he groaned "Dannnnnnnce. Daaaaaaaaance! Daaaaaaance like a mooooonkkkkeeeeeeyyyyy!" the pirate sang, as a good, uneventful evening, came to its end.
OOC - Rolled a 60 for his drunkeness. @Arclight @Eccles @Sreeya