The Inventive Death Game

[Gambler]

Or putting a rat on your bare chest, covering it with a bucket and heating the bucket with a blowtorch.... the rat will dig into your chest to escape the heat, thus killing you painfully.

 

[Alex!]

Death after turning into a giant blueberry.

 

[Caleb]

Death by seeing Cthulu.

 

[havikk]

Death by chocking on goat hair

 

[Ares]

Death by sticking your head into an elephant's rectum. The sphincter muscle tightens instinctively, strangling you and slowly decapitating you...

 

[Gambler]

Death by this

 

[havikk]

death by being sat on by rosy.... poor you

 

[Jiang Winters]

Death by gamer kitteh

 

[Gambler]

Raped to death by Tony the Tiger.

 

[Jiang Winters]

And that is a bad thing because?

Death due to facehugger implanting a chestburster in you.

 

[Neutrino]

Death by sticking a barbed wire into a pvc pipe. Then sticking the pvc pipe into the rectum. After the pipe is in there, pull out the pipe alone. And last, pull out the barbed wire. Finally, bleed to death.

 

[Gambler]

You slip on ice in the middle of a snowstorm, cutting your palm in your fall. Some dormant, mutated virus creeps into your blood where it kills you slowly, painfully. It starts by decaying your stomach and liver. Then your flesh rots away followed soon after by your eyes and brain.

 

[Jiang Winters]

You meet an absurdly hot girl. You go to have sex, but you're out of condoms. Luckily, she says, 'Oh, it's alright, I have one!' and she gives you a condom. It looks a little hinky, but you're a little tipsy, so you don't care.

You put on the condom; one minute later and you're dead. Turns out the condom's interior was laced with cyanide bonded with a skin-absorbtion agent. And the girl? An angry lesbian who hates men.

 

[Gambler]

You are driving down a country road and you see a hooker. She's dressed like a half nude cat. You turn your head, neglecting to see the semi truck coming right at you. It smashes into your car, but you luckily swerved, so it flipped you. You spin a couple of times before coming to stop on a field. You struggle out of your car, almost dead and bleeding heavily. The semi, unbalanced from the turn, turns out to be an oil tanker. The driver's lighter hits the ground and sparks up. Boom. A piece of the truck, a metal pike, slams between your legs and you go flying onto the scarecrow in the field where you rot, slowly and pathetically until a raven comes along and pecks out your eyes, infecting you with a poison that drives you insane. Slowly you begin to die, wishing for piece. But remember the hooker in a cat costume? Hahaha. "She" walks over to you. It turns out "she" was a transvestite wearing a bunny suit. Ouch. But thankfully, you are half blind and numb to all pain at this point. Oh, but you feel its touch on the pike where the transvestite rips it out, brutally. You fall onto the ground and a cricket hops into an empty eye socket and works its way into your brain. Finally, after such agonized torture, you have a heart attack and die.

 

[Jiang Winters]

Death by being strapped to a chair and being forced to listen to all the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus songs... On infinite loop.

 

[Gambler]

God ******* damn.... that... is.... how.... are you a human?????

Castrated by a snake. You have an allergic reaction to the venom and it paralyzes you, throwing you into a seizure as it works its way into your heart. But for the rest of eternity you remember the feel of those fangs piercing your sack and having the venom drip slowly into your blood....

 

[Jiang Winters]

Death by being strapped to a chair and being forced to listen to all the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus songs... On infinite loop.

I still win. If not, then here is a slight modifier to my death scene:

Death by being strapped to a chair and being forced to listen to all the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus songs on infinite loop. Just when you can take no more, the music stops, and in its stead come repeats of all the songs from Disney's Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast. When you reach your breaking point with those, the music randomly shuffles between tracks from all four torturous scenes.

Then, before you die, you are removed from the chair, dressed in a pink tutu and injected with massive amounts of estrogen, then chucked into a maximum security prison with 'I <3 Jonas Brothers' tattoed on your forehead. You instantly become everyone's favorite cell mate. After ten years, you contract some weird disease that makes your balls shrivel up and explode, followed by a catastrophic cardiac failure.

 

[Gambler]

*eye twitches* you mentally killed me. I need to... to... listen to some Seether and Metallica among other bands for a while

You are forced to watch Goosh Goosh on youtube, the extended audio version, on a loop for the rest of your life. Your eyes are glued open and everytime you try to say "you're raping my mind!" the volumes rises until the endscene. That bloody endscene.... again and again... and then they take you into a room with the real fatman that makes you look like a little boy after starving and beating you. There you die, bloody, raped and abused.

 

[Jiang Winters]

Death by Banhammer.

 

[Ares]

Death by having sex with Jar Jar.