Why I'm happy/sad to be a....
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I'm happy to be a man because...
Job prospects look better
I'll never get pregnant
Less advertising directed at me
I'm sad to be a man because...
I have to wear several layers of dark clothing to look fancy. Girls can wear loose, silky, room-temperature clothes and look gorgeous.
Not as many hot guys swarm to me.
I'm expected to be nice and cater to women who don't really deserve it. (Frat parties)
Job prospects look better
I'll never get pregnant
Less advertising directed at me
I'm sad to be a man because...
I have to wear several layers of dark clothing to look fancy. Girls can wear loose, silky, room-temperature clothes and look gorgeous.
Not as many hot guys swarm to me.
I'm expected to be nice and cater to women who don't really deserve it. (Frat parties)
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Hair is too short to care and I hate wearing make-up. haha! Same here!c: only, I female.
Plus:
wide variety of dresses and not be judged for wearing them.
Heels.
Have an excuse to be a total bitch once a month.
Downs:
No beards. :c
Jailbait till 18 and womaniser magnet
Lady Days. ;~;
I can't be a gay man as a woman! D;
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I love that the world is my urinal.
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That's not a down. Jailbait's amazing. In some states, like Nebraska and Hawaii, you can marry jailbait without parental consent, then it's not jailbait!
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I can piss standing up.
It takes me 5 minutes to get ready to go anywhere.
Headaches and being tired don't stop me from fun time.
I don't have to shove a baby out of me.
Etc. etc.
It takes me 5 minutes to get ready to go anywhere.
Headaches and being tired don't stop me from fun time.
I don't have to shove a baby out of me.
Etc. etc.
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I get free shit all the time. Drinks are free, entry to clubs is free, get free fastfood sometimes, free movies at the theater, free coffee, etc.
I don't have to do any physical labor. Ever. Just stand and look confused and a guy will automatically do it instead. >_>
Have to reveal only a slight bit of nerdiness and it's suddenly a big deal..
Down side: Can do without PMS, I find it difficult to get along with other girls 'cause I think more like a guy, I can't pee wherever I want, I can't be lazy/sloppy/roll out of bed and walk out the door, have to deal with being judged constantly, won't get paid as much as a dude, the thought of pregnancy scares the shit out of me, if I have car troubles I'm too retarded to figure it out, grooming is painful, when gaming guys can't take me seriously and assume they should let me win, truly nerdy guys think I fake my nerdiness so they hate me D:, I can't pig out at restaurants in public cuz it's not lady like
I don't have to do any physical labor. Ever. Just stand and look confused and a guy will automatically do it instead. >_>
Have to reveal only a slight bit of nerdiness and it's suddenly a big deal..
Down side: Can do without PMS, I find it difficult to get along with other girls 'cause I think more like a guy, I can't pee wherever I want, I can't be lazy/sloppy/roll out of bed and walk out the door, have to deal with being judged constantly, won't get paid as much as a dude, the thought of pregnancy scares the shit out of me, if I have car troubles I'm too retarded to figure it out, grooming is painful, when gaming guys can't take me seriously and assume they should let me win, truly nerdy guys think I fake my nerdiness so they hate me D:, I can't pig out at restaurants in public cuz it's not lady like
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I think the opposites of all of your down sides, are my favorite things about being a MANLY MAN, though I actually enjoy physical labor and working hard.
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These are all big bonuses of being man, for me.
Also, having a prostate gland is pretty awesome.
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Downside: I don't get to stare at a nice pair o' tits everyday. That's all I got...
Upside: If I were a girl, I would be ugly as hell and likely hate myself for it. Right now I'm just ruggedly plain and I don't really care about looks. I get to piss anywhere. No make up and tampon bullsh!t. Facial hair. Shaving whatever I must is a cinch, if I ever shave at all. Smelling like sweat and testosterone is already expected. Plain t-shirt and jeans. Enough said there. I only have to invest in one or two pairs of shoes at a time. More money.
Upside: If I were a girl, I would be ugly as hell and likely hate myself for it. Right now I'm just ruggedly plain and I don't really care about looks. I get to piss anywhere. No make up and tampon bullsh!t. Facial hair. Shaving whatever I must is a cinch, if I ever shave at all. Smelling like sweat and testosterone is already expected. Plain t-shirt and jeans. Enough said there. I only have to invest in one or two pairs of shoes at a time. More money.
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Both men and women are harshly judged.
Certain expectations limit both genders. Well, maybe limit is the wrong word. It's everyones choice to abide by these 'social norms' or not, afterall.
For men, getting on the back of a motorbike is pretty embarrassing...being caught in certain areas in a shopping mall is too. Smaller(slim/short) guys get picked on in most cases, or not taken as seriously as when a big tough dude speaks. Yes. Alpha males exist if people want to acknowledge the fact or not, and I am definitely not an alpha.
For women, some guys don't take them seriously just for the fact their women. Women expected to be attractive or they will be ignored. Etc.
Girls are kind of gross in some ways too, and scary. I don't know how to deal with mood changes or crying women...except for running away from them, standing there awkwardly, or letting them yell at me and say nothing.
Upsides, well...I'm too lazy to write those out now.
Certain expectations limit both genders. Well, maybe limit is the wrong word. It's everyones choice to abide by these 'social norms' or not, afterall.
For men, getting on the back of a motorbike is pretty embarrassing...being caught in certain areas in a shopping mall is too. Smaller(slim/short) guys get picked on in most cases, or not taken as seriously as when a big tough dude speaks. Yes. Alpha males exist if people want to acknowledge the fact or not, and I am definitely not an alpha.
For women, some guys don't take them seriously just for the fact their women. Women expected to be attractive or they will be ignored. Etc.
Girls are kind of gross in some ways too, and scary. I don't know how to deal with mood changes or crying women...except for running away from them, standing there awkwardly, or letting them yell at me and say nothing.
Upsides, well...I'm too lazy to write those out now.
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I'm happy to be a man because God gave us the power to repopulate the Earth!
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Talk to a psychologist that's specialized in Gender Identity Disorder.
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Any shady looking Chinese website should do.
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I'm happy to be a man because
a single pair of slacks, shoes, and hairstyle will last me a long time. I've had the same hairstyle since I was a kid.
I'm sad to be a man cause
I can't fondle a female friend's boobs in a teasing manner without it being considered mollesting. Random erections at inoppropriate times are uncomfortable and embarrasing. Women can look beautiful in even casual clothes while I just look sloppy. I don't have boobs. Masturbating doesn't seem as fun or involved for me as it does for women.
a single pair of slacks, shoes, and hairstyle will last me a long time. I've had the same hairstyle since I was a kid.
I'm sad to be a man cause
I can't fondle a female friend's boobs in a teasing manner without it being considered mollesting. Random erections at inoppropriate times are uncomfortable and embarrasing. Women can look beautiful in even casual clothes while I just look sloppy. I don't have boobs. Masturbating doesn't seem as fun or involved for me as it does for women.