Would you become a vampire?

[Sovereign]

You don't have to kill people.

You can just bite them and have fun building your own vampire army.

Or worse case scenarios;

just kill hobos.

 

[Solus]

Yeah, but you can tell when blood's been reheated. It's just not the same...

True, true...fresh is always better.

Well, you could 1. Camp out near a nice little suburb 2. Kidnap a bunch of people and store them someplace 3. Live with the microwave dinner.

I'm sure there are more I'm missing. :p

 

[Green Ranger]

True, true...fresh is always better.

Well, you could 1. Camp out near a nice little suburb 2. Kidnap a bunch of people and store them someplace 3. Live with the microwave dinner.

I'm sure there are more I'm missing. :p

Have about ten or so bodies on life support in induced comas. PRoblem solved.

 

[Solus]

You don't have to kill people.

You can just bite them and have fun building your own vampire army.

Or worse case scenarios;

just kill hobos.

If there get to be too many vampires, the food supply will diminish - after all, vampires don't die. Their numbers will just keep rising. Eventually, there'll have to be human farms for a constant supply of food. Then there will be commercialized blood and vampires will inherit the earth and destroy the forthcoming aliens. YAY!

Have about ten or so bodies on life support in induced comas. Problem solved.

Perfect! But wouldn't you need more than ten to get through a polar winter?

 

[Green Ranger]

Perfect! But wouldn't you need more than ten to get through a polar winter?

If you've got a steady supply of food like that, why would you run off to the North Pole? You could probably lead a very happy nocturnal life in the suburbs if you really wanted to.

 

[Solus]

True. I guess it has to do with what type of research you're doing whether you can be near a food source or not.

 

[Ser Gregor]

Vampires don't need to feed as much as humans do. They're more like any big-game predator, in which they eat every week or so when food is plentiful, cycle through ten people and that gives you ten ten weeks between being fed upon again, which is plenty of time to recuperate.

It takes a number of weeks for Lucy to succumb from her very regular feedings from Dracula (I think around five or so, since she didn't actually exhibit signs of sickness for a while, but quickly deteriorated after), so even feeding on one victim until they die, it would take almost a year to finish your last victim.

 

[Solus]

Ah, that's right. I wasn't sure how often vampires had to eat, but that does make sense.

 

[Sovereign]

On second thought, I wouldn't mind being a vampire.

It's worth it just for immortality imo.

 

[Wing]

Yes. All true American vampires live in Louisiana.

 

[Trakon]

I'd go for Lycans, like in Underworld.

As long as I control when I change, I'd be good.

 

[Darth Nyne]

The Vampire curse is after all a curse.

Especially for those who are religious. Do you really think God has any place in his halls for a demon?

Kurt, m'man, seriously if your religious, and you've done any research outside the bible, especially into the Vamp zone. One would find that the original Vampires, known as Cainanites (spelled differently in a lot of places) were spawned from Cain, brother of Abel, after his outcast to the land of nod. Forced to live in what became the city of Enoch, and live of the blood of humans. While not being allowed to return to the light. (I'm playing from memory here on some of the stories in the Book of Nod, so call me on my B.S. if I'm wrong) So one can say what they will about having a place in the halls for a demon, but what abou the fact that if you are to believe certain sources God is actually responsible for the creation of said demon!:CIsee:

And yes, as long as I don't have to be sparkly, I'd be fine with Vamp life, I'm already up all night, and you don't technically have to kill, simply take your fill and move on.

 

[Cailst]

Kurt, m'man, seriously if your religious, and you've done any research outside the bible, especially into the Vamp zone. One would find that the original Vampires, known as Cainanites (spelled differently in a lot of places) were spawned from Cain, brother of Abel, after his outcast to the land of nod. Forced to live in what became the city of Enoch, and live of the blood of humans. While not being allowed to return to the light. (I'm playing from memory here on some of the stories in the Book of Nod, so call me on my B.S. if I'm wrong) So one can say what they will about having a place in the halls for a demon, but what abou the fact that if you are to believe certain sources God is actually responsible for the creation of said demon!:CIsee:

And yes, as long as I don't have to be sparkly, I'd be fine with Vamp life, I'm already up all night, and you don't technically have to kill, simply take your fill and move on.

I'm pretty sure that Cain didn't have descendants that ate blood and I'm pretty sure Enoch was a person that was eventually taken up to heaven. And even if some of that stuff happened, the flood would have taken care of them.

 

[Trakon]

Hey don't forget about Judas and his curse.

 

[Venom]

I would definitely accept it. The immortality and power would definitely be worth it. Itd be a really easy life. The losses wouldn't really be too bad.

 

[Enishi]

I don't know how I'd be able to actually live. I'd have to get a night job, which would suck.

But, the idea of being immortal is nice

 

[Cailst]

I don't know how I'd be able to actually live. I'd have to get a night job, which would suck.

But, the idea of being immortal is nice

It wouldn't necessarily have to be a bad job though. Especially if you were some entrepreneur and had enough customers to function at night. Or if you were especially lazy, you could put money in some CD account and let it grow for many years. Unless some sudden burst of inflation were to happen, you might be able to subsist off of that as I'm pretty sure CDs rise faster than inflation.

 

[Sovereign]

Why would you even get a job??

You're immortal, you have super-strength etc AND you only have half the day to do shit...Why would you spend it trying to gain money that is obviously worthless to you?

 

[Darth Nyne]

I'm pretty sure that Cain didn't have descendants that ate blood and I'm pretty sure Enoch was a person that was eventually taken up to heaven. And even if some of that stuff happened, the flood would have taken care of them.

One must venture outside the bible into scripts that weren't translated till much later to find the stories, but Cain was said to be the first vampire, and it was a turning not a birth that brought on more, and I'm quite sure Enoch was a city, though I'd be willing to be proven wrong on that one.

 

[Mother Chucker]

As long as I could still have sex yeah im all for it.

Im a simple man, what can I say.