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  1. Elora Trevino

    Tabloid Emryc Energy Supports the ISC's War Against the Sith!

    "Lingering rumors that Wampa Way Inc. and its affiliate, Emryc Energy, were considering dissolving after the death of the company's largest shareholder can officially be put to rest, as they just released a brand new line of Emryc Energy drink flavors! The companies flavors and themes have been...
  2. Elora Trevino

    Tabloid Brand New Emryc Energy Flavors for Life Day!

    "Good news for all of you Emryc Thorne fans out there!" Elora smiled at the camera, trying not to think about the big stories she could be covering right now. The imprisonment of a Republic Senator. The terrorist attack that targeted the founder of the Star Guardians. Those were stories. This...
  3. Elora Trevino

    Tabloid Vandals Deface Recently Erected Memorials in Yolahn Square

    This news story almost made up for the years of excruciating torment she had suffered since taking over as late-night host for Celebrity Catch. The Pantoran was excited, unable to contain the grin that spread across her lips as she primped, adjusting her collar and smoothing a hand over her...
  4. Elora Trevino

    HoloNet News Killik Strike Thyferra

    At last, a news story that didn't involve the latest scuttlebutt around celebrities and politicians Elora didn't give two bantha ticks about. "Tragedy strikes Thyferra, a prominent Inner Rim planet in the Independent Systems Consortium and the galaxy's only bacta supplier," Elora opened up...
  5. Elora Trevino

    Tabloid Does the Wookiee Want Nookie?

    "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to Celebrity Catch," Elora Trevino addressed viewers, red lips curled into a smile. Welcome back to Celebrity Catch—the five words that stripped her dignity bare and clawed at her sanity every time they left her mouth. "Senator...
  6. Elora Trevino

    HoloNet News Tragedy Strikes Onderon

    Elora sat there with a dumbstruck expression on her face. Her big story, her big break—it was nothing more than a collection of the Consul's memes. That pink oaf had humiliated her on live television. If he wasn't already dead, she would have rung his neck herself. "We'll be right back after...
  7. Elora Trevino

    HoloNet News Tragedy Strikes Onderon

    "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen," Elora Trevino welcomed viewers, footage of the Sith's invasion of Onderon playing in a loop on the screen behind her. "Onderon defenders might have been able to safeguard the planet from Sith subjugation, but heartbreaking news tonight, as it has been...
  8. Elora Trevino

    HoloNet News Onderon On its Way Out, Rattatak's Senator Might Not be a Scout

    "Good evening, and welcome back to The Hyperlane Herald. I'm your host Elora Trevino. Our first two breaking news stories are centered around the Free Worlds Alliance, but that should come as no real surprise to our regular viewers. From Sith invasions, to decapitations under mysterious...
  9. Elora Trevino

    Tabloid Emryc Energy Releases Brand New Flavors in Support of Emryc Thorne

    "Good evening, and welcome back!" Elora Trevino welcomed viewers, a smile plastered across her face. "Last week on Celebrity Catch, we disclosed the sordid details behind the Emryc Thorne kidnapping. Emryc enthusiasts and critics alike were quick to respond to this claim by renowned cosmetic...
  10. Elora Trevino

    Tabloid Emryc Thorne was Never Kidnapped

    "Who could forget the notorious kidnapping of the ISC's President, Emryc Thorne? The news story that gripped the hearts and pocketbooks of the galaxy for days. Citizens of not only the ISC but the New Republic and the Free Worlds Alliance waited with baited breath, anxious for an announcement...
  11. Elora Trevino

    Tabloid Confirmed: Consul of Onderon Struggles with Drug Addiction

    "Elora Trevino here with the Hyperlane Herald, and welcome back to this special edition of Celebrity Catch," the Pantoran smiled at the camera, crossing her legs. "Unfortunately, Aveda Jusuzi will not be coming back from her vacation. It turns out she wasn't on vacation at all. The lucky son of...
  12. Elora Trevino

    Tabloid The REAL Reason Darth Andruil Resigned

    "Welcome back to the Hyperlane Herald, your one stop destination for breaking news," Elora Trevino smiled to the camera. "Tonight, the galaxy breathes a sigh of relief as the Sith Empress, known only to the public as Darth Andruil, announced earlier this week in a Holonet address that she would...
  13. Elora Trevino

    Tabloid Sith Academy Goes Up in Flames, Onderon Celebrates

    "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to the Hyperlane Herald, your most reliable and up-to-date source for breaking news," Elora began with a smile that reached her eyes and made yellow irises glow with unmistakable enthusiasm. Finally, real journalism, not that fodder for the...
  14. Elora Trevino

    Tabloid The Real Reason Korre Belasi Stepped Away from Politics and the FWA

    "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to Celebrity Catch! Your favorite holonet program for all of the latest and greatest celebrity gossip! If you didn't hear it here, you probably didn't hear it at all," Elora welcomed viewers with a cheerful lilt to her voice, the smile she...
  15. Elora Trevino

    Tabloid Daubird Releases New Musky and Husky Product for Pets

    "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to the Hyperlane Herald. Daubird has been a household product for the better part of a decade, but the company met with unprecedented success last year when they released their brand new line of hair care products for men, Musky and Husky...
  16. Elora Trevino

    HoloNet News Hutt Ball Final Score: 3-0

    "This is Elora Trevino with the Hyperlane Herald, coming to you live from the sidelines of the Hutt Ball Stadium on Nar Shaddaa, where moments ago the game came to an exciting close, with Red Team claiming the coveted title of Hutt Ball Champions. All contests though, will be walking—or maybe...
  17. Elora Trevino

    Tabloid Governor Sibyl Lassiter Spotted with Actor Chad Bellamy

    "Love is in the air. Or is it? We'll let you be the judge. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to tonight's special edition of Celebrity Catch, where we here at the Hyperlane Herald keep you up to date on all of the latest gossip and news." Elora leaned forward in her chair and...
  18. Elora Trevino

    HoloNet News Hutt Ball Enthusiasm Sweeps Across the Galaxy!

    "Good evening, sports fans! This is Elora Trevino with the Hyperlane Herald, coming to you live from the sidelines of the Hutt Ball Championship game on Nar Shaddaa!" the Pantoran smiled, her voice almost drowned out by the cheers and shouts of onlookers in the background. "As you can see, the...
  19. Elora Trevino

    HoloNet News Core Worlds Abandon the New Republic for the ISC

    "For the first time this week, we here at the Hydian Way are pleased to bring you a news broadcast that doesn't involve the death of a well-known politician. Senator Lon Tendree has publicly announced that Cato Nemoidia will be leading an alliance of New Republic planets in what some political...
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