Corrupt A Wish

[druchi]

Granted, but it was an awful suggestion and you are lynch mobbed from the entire Internet.

I wish pringles were not so addicting.

 

[Maxx]

Granted. You are now me.

I wish to get Assassin's Creed Black Flag.

 

[Orbis]

Granted, though you were unfortunately transported into the game as a Templar and are immediately assassinated.

I wish the Prequels were actually good.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. I play the game.

I wish that I was better able to remember the origional tattoos for Kyberdash (unmodified in anyway) from when they looked awsome, aka before being dumbed down so they would be describable easily in a forum roleplay.

 

[Hannah]

Granted, but that's the only thing you could remember.

I wish for...

 

[Aaron Corinth]

Granted, but you are granted a domain devoid of life with said power, thus you have noone and nothing to utilize the power with.

I wish the Sith would be destroyed by the Rebellion!

 

[Orbis]

Granted. Unfortunately, you are enslaved by the Sith survivors, who fled to our galaxy and found Earth. (you didn't expect them to be completely destroyed, did you?)

I wish for unlimited time to roleplay on the forum.

 

[Maxx]

Granted. You never leave and turn into Bac.

I wish to be a Main Faction Leader.

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted! You die of business.

I wish I had a paradox-free time-machine.

 

[Maxx]

Granted. The time machine itself is a paradox and you become trapped in the Jurassic Era.

I wish Gungans were real.

 

[Cainhurst Crow]

Granted. Gungans are however brought to life on earth, and soon become the dominant lifeform as they reproduce in much larger and faster numbers. Their superior technology dwarves anything humanity has in it's current arsenal, and their biology outpreforms humans by leaps and bounds. Humanity dies and gungans live.

I wish that the time skip happened 2 months ago.

 

[Arisalin]

Edit: Ninja'd

Granted: Due to lack of preparation the Timeskip is focused on Barbie Dolls.

I wish I had a moose large enough to pull a sled on it's own.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. You are abandoned in the wilderness somewhere in Canada to find your missing moose.

I wish... I wish I was Kanari Kyberdash.

 

[AutoFox]

Granted, but you have no idea how to actually use any of her abilities, and get your ass kicked.

I wish I could live 1,000 years, and not age past 22.

 

[Silver Cutlass]

Granted, you outlive all friends and family and become sorrowful, living out the rest of your 1,000 years a pitiful recluse.

I wish someone would tell me when a thread I make takes off and becomes popular without my knowledge of the fact.

 

[Snake Eater]

granted, all of your threads from here on out are shit.

I wish I was a WW2 Marine

 

[AutoFox]

Granted. You are an Imperial Japanese Special Naval Landing Forces trooper, who dies at the Battle of Tarawa.

I wish for for a fulfilling life.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. you are a spoink, and you break you tail and die.

I wish that dusknoir wasnt so.... ugly.

 

[Fang.]

granted, but now you are 999999999999999999948379520.675839546 times uglier. forever.

I wish I could control time

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. Dialga makes it so that you never existed so he can regain controll

I wish jawas.