Corrupt A Wish

[Darth Tak]

Granted! You starve to death and get reborn for eternity as barely anyone makes sacrifices anymore.
I wish I the Deathnote.

 

[Nirvana]

Granted, only problem is that once you touch it. The notebook crumbles and turns into dust.

Wish i was good at drawing.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. You can now draw whatever I've allready drawn exactly as you see it, however everyone thinks you simply copy-pasted it when they see pictures of it.

I wish I was unaware that I'm in a comic book.

 

[Rector_Ras]

Granted. The comic book you are in never got released and stored in a warehouse that burned down


I wish I had Iron Man armour

 

[Aaron Corinth]

Granted, but you have no power source. Good Luck!

I wish I was a millionaire unable to be affected by taxes, government, or inflation(devaluation).

 

[Saul Perth]

Granted, but you realize you could have wished for so much more.

I wish I was a [ST]million[/ST]billionaire unable to be affected by taxes, government, or inflation(devaluation).

 

[Aaron Corinth]

Granted, but you are killed by an unruly employee.

I wish Breaking Bad and Burn Notice weren't over.

 

[AutoFox]

Granted. The entire cast of both is changed, the stories focus on annoying side characters, and they're both written and directed by Michael Bay.

I wish for passage on a starship bound for a habitable planet other than Earth.

 

[Fang.]

Granted, But as you arrive at the planet your starship malfunctions and crashes, you exit the ship only to find that you didnt crash on the planet, but on the volcanic moon instead where your skin slowly begins to burn and you die in a slow volcano related form.

I wish I could write a second character

 

[Darth Tak]

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I wish ERROR 404 ThAt I wouLd stoP GliTchiNg!

 

[Rasputin]

Granted. However, your computer moves at such a fast rate that it crashes.

I wish for a sandwich.

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted! It's poisoned...

I wish paradoxes made sense.

 

[Orbis]

Granted, but this caused a new paradox that didn't make sense, making your wish a paradox, itself. You committed suicide as a result, but you didn't die, as you were already dead. Then, you said that you always lie, which is the truth, making the statement a lie.

I wish the Taung had survived and conquered the universe, making Mando'a the primary language of everyone.

 

[MasterTyvokka]

Granted, but you are an enemy of the Taung and are killed when they attack your homeworld.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

 

[Aaron Corinth]

Granted, but you sleep for several years and thus now have no muscle mass and live in a nursing home.

I wish a ship that could travel lightspeed existed.

 

[Maxx]

Granted. Due to the faulty nav computer, you crash into the sun.

I wish to survive long enough for the time-skip to occur.

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted! You die immediatley afterward.

I wish I could stop time with no Scientific loop-holes. And I could move.

 

[Omnis]

Granted. You spend too long in stopped-time and forget how to unstop it. You live the rest of eternity in a self-made purgatory.

I wish I didn't feel physical pain anymore.

 

[druchi]

Granted! Your spine is snapped in seven places deadening all your nerve responses.

I wish I was a better cook.

 

[Maxx]

Granted! Your spine is snapped in seven places deadening all your nerve responses.

I wish I was a better cook.

Granted. You no longer burn water but now burn butter.

I wish my suggestion for an Epic Rap Battle was chosen.