Corrupt A Wish

[Chairdor]

Congrats you are now the president of Ultra Scientologists of America. You get to talk about their religion all daaaaay!

I wish I knew everything there is to know about knowing everything

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted! But your head explodes because it can't know all that.

I wish Aliens came to Earth wishing for peace.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. We now all speak selkath and dolphins are worshipped as gods.


I wish that everyone including myself spoke and understood mandolorian andw rote in aurebesh.

 

[Fang.]

Granted, but everyone forgets how to read and write their native languages and all other languages they know, and since nothing is written in arubesh, the world collapses.

I wish I was better at math

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted! now you have to do every bit of math ever.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. You read my mind, taking on he full burden of having a copu of the backstories of the cross-genre, cross-series, multitimeline story of my imaginary life, AKA Canarja's hold.

You briefly pay attention, absorbing the individual desires and storyline of each charactor, however, you cry thousands of tears when Mrs. Daggarscreech reaches out to save the hunter (halo refference), saltherwek, who had fallen to the edge of the cliff, and is stopped by the Dalek Ryn(Origin of my zabrak Jak's name.). Saltherwek's final words kill you with despair, as she (as it turns out,) reveals the traitor to be quinque, but no one is there to hear her, because she had fallen several hundred feet and broken her back, paralysing her from the sholder down, and leading to her death.


I wish that I was able to mentally link with my halo OC Saltherwek in it's youth, 12 years before her death, so I could watch what it saw through it's eyes, and understand what it fealt when it killed a human for the first time.

 

[Darth Tak]

Add a wish.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Uh.. granted. i Ninja'd your post and added a wish allready before you posted.

I wish that there were a lot more roleplays coded like this that had active users.

 

[Maxx]

Uh.. granted. i Ninja'd your post and added a wish allready before you posted.

I wish that there were a lot more roleplays coded like this that had active users.

Granted. Now SWRP is no longer special and there is no active players on it.

I wish I was good at writing posts in the role-play.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. However, previous best-posters quit because the standard is set too high.


I wish that some of you would go check out shadowfleet.org and haloroleplay.com

 

[The Sentinel]

Granted, however they are soon abandoned due to the sheer amount of awesome forced into it, causing servers to explode and burn down their housings killings thousands of people.

I wish I had a monopoly on the business of buying and selling fruits.

 

[Saul Perth]

Granted, but due to an error at the wish factory, you have a monopoly on the buying and selling of fruit flies.

I wish the timeskip would finally happen.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

granted. You play the secondary protagonist in my post-timeskip roleplay, though, and lose your sanity trying to understand sabresong.


I wish that there was an odd alternate dimension crossover of halo 3, star trek and star wars.

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted! The goodies all weirdly hate each other and start a three-way war, making them all weaker from it, when all the baddies unite (Baddies United Corps) and kill them all then kill each other when only one person remains... the person that invents a dimension machine and kills you for killing everything in their dimension.

I wish that I was 245 meters tall and had the strengh of 245 (strong)men and had all the stats of 245 people and was the dictator of earth and had skin made of Graphene (The 2D element, irl strongest element, cuts diamond like butter).

 

[Maxx]

Granted. By touching yourself with your own skin, you cut off skin, body parts, and other things. You end up dying.

I wish I was a cool kid at my school.

 

[Darth Tak]

(Graphene doesn't work like that)

 

[Saul Perth]

c-c-combo breaker!!!

 

[Maxx]

To bad. Welcome to the Star Wars universe.

 

[Gwyn]

I wish I owned a decent gaming rig.

 

[Hannah]

You never answered the wish two or three posts up, Gwyn.