Corrupt A Wish

[Chairdor]

Granted, but it's not the head you're thinking of

I wish I had koalas who could tell me stories

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. They tell you repetedly about the time a dingo walked past a eucalyptis tree.


I wish that I was a better animator

 

[OhNoesBunnies]

Granted. Although you're stuck animating poor-quality Speed-Racer esque hentai.

I wish I had a hamburger. :c

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. You get a Steak and shake garlic double steak burger. It is absolutely delicious, however all of your friends are vampires, and dont go near you for a month.


I wish that the potato didnt have to glow purple when the rose coloured unicorn leaps the red moon over a dead little girl's teddy bear when the angel statue turns due west. And that that didnt signal the death of the great roman daemoness Lunaerohebonyet the second.

 

[Snake Eater]

granted, but we're all confused now and turn into...dust bunnies.

i wish women weren't so damn complicated.

 

[OhNoesBunnies]

Granted, but now we're all Miley Cyrus.

I wish I could play a Lute.

 

[Tank]

Granted, but you can only play with your toes.

I wish it weren't so cold.

 

[OhNoesBunnies]

Granted, but now you're a gerbil and at a really terrifying BDSM club.

I wish growth hormones didn't have such adverse effects.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. They no longer promote any sort of growth whatsoever.


I wish that lunaerohebonyet didnt possess my flute during practices.

 

[Sophia McLaren-Cobb]

Granted! But your other instruments are possessed by that same thing.

I wish that guys are required to be cheerleaders.

 

[Snake Eater]

granted, but we're all overweight, hairy, stinky and play world of Warcraft.

I wish I was a Power Ranger

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. However, you get yourself killed after a few minutes by some large something or other.


I wish that I had a working xbox system with a working copy of halo 3

 

[Snake Eater]

granted, it works but it's corrupted.

I wish I was a monk who could fly and kick butt in karate or something.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. However, your religion is disproved and you die.


I wish that potato.

 

[Sophia McLaren-Cobb]

Granted! Your potato, however, was infected.

I wish that I never have to be in the hospital.

 

[Aaron Corinth]

Granted, but you you get ill and don't have to go to the hospital so you die. :(

I wish I knew Russian.

 

[Maxx]

Granted. But Vladimir Putin thinks that you are gay and has you arrested.

I wish that my characters were real.

 

[Aaron Corinth]

Granted, but they kill you and since their creator is killed thus they die.

I wish I had force powers.

 

[Maxx]

Granted. But you are killed during Order 66.

I wish I could think of a wish.

 

[Snake Eater]

granted, you wish you could be a god. You are therefore turned into dust and inverted into the 4th dimension filled with other gods, making you normal again.

I wish I was president of USA