Corrupt A Wish

[Chairdor]

Granted you get so many wishes, as many as you could ever need or want, too many. Far too many, eventually you go mad as the genie barks at you day and night, every moment, "WHAT'S YOUR WISH, WHAT'S YOUR WISH?"


I wish a beautiful rich celebrity woman would fall in love with me and be my sugar mama

 

[Elijah Brockway]

Granted; however, due to her celebrity status, you end up getting annoyed at the fact that you have pretty much no personal life and try to run off to Mexico - only to be killed in the middle of a gunfight between the border patrol and a drug cartel.

I wish the person who posts next would make a wish.

 

[Chairdor]

Granted but the wish is done in wing dings

Spoiler: Translation

I wish I could speak in any language

 

[Nor'baal]

Done, however, you cannot understand any of them.

I wish for the ability to do any sort of mathematics correctly, in my head, in milliseconds!

 

[Elijah Brockway]

Done, however, you cannot understand any of them.

I wish for the ability to do any sort of mathematics correctly, in my head, in milliseconds!

Granted. However, you try to divide by zero, and your brain summarily melts.

I wish I had food.

 

[Radiwalker]

That's good enough. Best corruption I ever got.

Granted. You are an assassin and someone hires you. You complete the task and become a criminal, which leads to you being captured by the police and you spend your entire life in jail, rotting. Then you die.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Thanks! I try my best :P

Granted. However, you try to divide by zero, and your brain summarily melts.

I wish I had food.

Granted. You have all the food you can eat, anything you think of appears before you. You are the happiest man on Earth for you have a limitless supply of any sort of food but then you notice that it's all spoiled... :P

I wish the person after me wouldn't corrupt the wish of person after him.

 

[Ender]

Granted!

I wish for somebody to make a wish

 

[Galad J. Victus]

Granted, but the wish has nothing to do with you thus makes you no good, you cry and rage, you will never ever smile in your life again. Then you die.

I wish the person after me makes 50 wishes.

 

[Ender]

Granted!

I wish Radiwalker and Galad Victus became mortal enemies (Playing the long game, now, I see).

 

[Galad J. Victus]

Granted!

I wish Radiwalker and Galad Victus became mortal enemies (Playing the long game, now, I see).

That's one. You still have to make 49 wishes. *evil*

Granted, we become mortal enemies and hunt each other for years, a movie is made telling our epic story, a book is written, and we suddenly become the two most rich man in the earth. Then we track you down and send you exile to the most underdeveloped place in the world, where you are shot to pieces by gangstas. Then you die.

I wish the person after me makes 100 wishes and I knew them all.

 

[Ender]

Granted!

I wish monkeys could become the most useful slaves in the universe

 

[Radiwalker]

That's one. You still have to make 49 wishes. *evil*

Granted, we become mortal enemies and hunt each other for years, a movie is made telling our epic story, a book is written, and we suddenly become the two most rich man in the earth. Then we track you down and send you exile to the most underdeveloped place in the world, where you are shot to pieces by gangstas. Then you die.

I wish the person after me makes 100 wishes and I knew them all.

The most epic corruption ever! :P

Granted!

I wish monkeys could become the most useful slaves in the universe

That is still only one wish and you have another 148 to go now :P

Granted! But as history has displayed slaves have a tendency to rise up against slavers. Monkeys, being the most useful slaves, obviously have many talents. Through those talents and their close observation of human behavior, they soon realize that they too deserve freedom. Furthermore as they are the most useful slaves, making them more useful than machines, they perform a large portion of our daily tasks making us degrade in our own development. Finally monkeys are confident enough to rise up against us and earn their freedom. However, the long years of servitude have made them merciless, so they decide to enslave us in their own turn, but son realize that by enslaving us they'd repeat our mistake and we might rise against them one day and take our own revenge, so they ultimately decide to completely exterminate our race in the most subtle and yet violent and painful way they can think of - most probably some sort of incurable disease that can only affect humans and has the infected live a rather painful live until death finally frees one from one's sufferings.

I wish there was complete balance in the universe.

 

[Elijah Brockway]

Granted. However, due to quantum tunneling, that balance is eventually shifted, causing the universe to tilt to one side - and proceed to do so for all eternity. Back and forth.

Back and forth.

Etc.

I wish for purple.

 

[Radiwalker]

Granted. You see everything in purple. Absolutely everything. You get sick of it in less than 5 minutes. Enjoy. :) :D

I wish my life had a great dj playing music of my taste in the background.

 

[Ender]

Granted! Unfortunately, his speakers are shit. Everything comes out sounding like Its a Small World.

I wish to have my wishes reduced by at least half

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted! Unfortunately, his speakers are shit. Everything comes out sounding like Its a Small World.

I wish to have my wishes reduced by at least half

Your voice is heard "I wish to have my-" Congradulations, your vocal chords have been perminantly damaged.


I wish I was my half-jawa charactor, Skyrell

 

[Sophia McLaren-Cobb]

Granted! Unfortunately, it was only a costume.

I wish that Zextripon was real.

 

[Tank]

Granted, but he kills you because you're a measly human and not chiss.

I wish I could live forever.

 

[Sophia McLaren-Cobb]

Granted, but you eventually die of cancer.

I wish Kat De Mona was amazing.

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted, but no-one bats an eye.

I wish I was Omnipotent.