Corrupt A Wish

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted, but you cant multitask.

I wish I was REALLY my charactor Skyrell

 

[MasterTyvokka]

Granted, but you are also thrown into the star wars universe completely unprepared for it and soon die.

I wish all the knowledge I needed could be downloaded into my brain.

 

[Sophia McLaren-Cobb]

Granted, but then you get infected with a computer virus

I wish I was a Chiss

 

[Tank]

Granted, but you're subject to scientific tests and probing for the rest of your life.

I wish I owned a Star Destroyer.

 

[Silver Cutlass]

Granted. Good luck with the fuel costs!

I wish I could use the Force.

 

[Tank]

Granted, good luck in an environment with no midiclorians (sp?).

I wish I had unlimited fuel for my star destroyer. :P

 

[Sophia McLaren-Cobb]

Granted! But it burns very fast and blows up your star destroyer

I wish I had an Ewok as a pet

 

[Darth Tak]

It ate your face.

I wish wishes could wish.

 

[Silver Cutlass]

Granted. Your tongue is now permanently twisted like that.

I wish my dreams at night weren't so... all over the place.

 

[Tank]

Granted, you will never dream again.

I wish I could dance well.

 

[Darth Tak]

You can dance well but you never know it, making it useless because you don't dance.

I wish wishes could wish.

 

[Sophia McLaren-Cobb]

Granted! Now you get really confused and commit suicide because you have no idea what you are doing

I was I had a large memory.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted, but you are now hideously ugly.

I wish Sabresong's alternate aspect, Canarjus, was to fuse itsself to my mind and absorb my thoughts into it's own, making me a permenant entity in it's collective mind.

 

[Darth Tak]

The Jenie is confused. He kills you.

I wish Grass was orange.

 

[Sophia McLaren-Cobb]

Granted! But you end up getting colorblind and thinking Grass is still green.

I wish I could be immune to cancer

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted! You get Diabetus.

I wish I don't get Diabetus!

 

[Sophia McLaren-Cobb]

Granted! You die of Cancer though.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. you are now deadpool and get cancer.

I wish that deadpool had more alts.

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted! Deadpool divided by zero on a universal calculator anyway.

I wish Marvel will stop ripping off DC.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. DC accepted a merger so that there could be a joker and deadpool villian teamup and never split off again.


I wish.