Corrupt A Wish

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted... but you just forgot.

I wish that Boba fett hadnt gotten shot in the back when he was 65-or-so

 

[Sophia McLaren-Cobb]

Granted! But Boba Fett got shot when he was 32 instead.

I wish that Count Dooku stayed a Jedi.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. But he died before becoming friends with qui-gon

 

[Sophia McLaren-Cobb]

Granted! You never wanted anything so you got it.

I wish that the McLaren Confederacy was better than the original CIS

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. They now have apple macs, and thus can hold bragging rights to having a desktop instead of the computer BEING the desk.

I wish that my war-droid, droidekka 41 alpha wasnt so buggy.

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted! It is so anti-buggy that it grows a personality and kills you.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

(it allready had a personality. It had an astromech's base programming.)


Toe cheese moon!


I wished wishing was easily wishable without requiring a base wish. That's not confusing at all.

 

[Bantha]

Granted. But somehow it started a paradox amid the confusion that created a black hole, ending up swallowing the universe.

I wish I could give all of my chores to my little brother.

 

[Aaron Corinth]

Granted, however now his chores are given to you thus achieving nothing.

I wish I could be force sensitive in real life.

 

[Darth Tak]

ERROR. You already are.

I wish I understood the 'Swagese' language fully.

 

[Bantha]

Granted. But now that is all you know how to speak.

I wish I had one million dollars.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. You are now forced to attribute all of this wealth to Obaymecare annually, no matter what country you live in, who you are, or weather or not you exist.

I wish that Everyone including myself could speak mandalorian and write in aurebesh.

 

[Tank]

Granted, and there is nothing possibly wrong with that.

I wish I didn't keep getting the flu in non-flu season. (Second time this year already.)

 

[Sophia McLaren-Cobb]

Granted! But you get twice as much flu during the flu season

I wish I could understand the Chiss.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. You understand chiss, but sadly only speak klingon.


I wish that in mini ninjas didnt in cutscenes portray suzume as holding left-handed metal flute, while in gameplay it is clearly a right-handed bamboo flute.

 

[Aaron Corinth]

Granted, but due to the design, the game will now no longer run.

I wish I had the PS4 already.

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted, but there are no games out yet.

I wish? *snort* You wish.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Uh. Granted. Someone named You wishes for the first time in decades, but then he dies.

I wished that my rakghoul-infected charactor, Ramshead, hadnt been killed by yuunda.

 

[Aaron Corinth]

Granted but now he is undead and terribly maimed.

I wish hyperspace travel was possible and available.

 

[Sophia McLaren-Cobb]

Granted! However your hyperdrive engines will fail every time you use them

I wish that I could have all the pets I want.