Corrupt A Wish

[Fang.]

Granted, your pets are found in the wild, and eat you alive.

I wish I could shoot spaghetti from my fingertips

 

[Emerald Iris]

The mafia kidnaps you and you are forced to make dinner for the Godfather for the rest of your life.

alright an easy one...

I wish I could be a werewolf who was in complete control of her abilities.

 

[Chairdor]

Your wish is granted and in every way works out except you have no ability to infect others. You are left as the lone werewolf of earth making you a dangerous anomaly so governments, collectors, religious nuts, chase you night and day to capture you, study you, skin you, and sacrifice you.

I wish I was a masterful escape artist better than Harry Houdini

 

[Sophia McLaren-Cobb]

Granted! But you don't really know any good escape tricks

I wish I was the best cheerleader.

 

[Saul Perth]

Granted. But it's still not a sport.

I wish I could play guitar like Jimmy Page.

 

[Sophia McLaren-Cobb]

Granted! But you don't know any of his songs

I wish that Cheerleading could actually be recognized as a sport

 

[Tank]

Granted but no one attends the events and the sport is eventually disbanded.

I wish I could fence better.

 

[Saul Perth]

Granted, but Anakin Skywalker has a hissy fit and cuts off both your hands when you're 65.

I wish I was a better shot.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted... er... nothing happens. It allready is (see cooperative gymnastics).


I wish my togruta char didnt have the odd habbit of grabbing my jawa charactor by the sholders, lifting him off the ground, and kicking him in the groin.

 

[Snake Eater]

Granted... er... nothing happens. It allready is (see cooperative gymnastics).


I wish my togruta char didnt have the odd habbit of grabbing my jawa charactor by the sholders, lifting him off the ground, and kicking him in the groin.

granted, your togruta char is headbutted in the nutts by the jawa.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

granted, your togruta char is headbutted in the nutts by the jawa.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

(My toggie is a girl.)

You have a lightsabre. You have to share it with my zabrak sith. She doesnt share.


I wish that deadpool. Really.

 

[Sophia McLaren-Cobb]

Granted! But you do not know how to use it.

I wish that Varnus Maximus was real.

 

[Snake Eater]

i wish you weren't ninja'd.

 

[Aaron Corinth]

Granted, but because you did not grant the wish above, your wish is now void, try again.

I wish I had a new laptop.

 

[Tank]

Granted. You now have a new laptop, new to you. It is actually ten years old and runs off solar power. Good luck.

I wish Panama's soccer team was better.

 

[Sophia McLaren-Cobb]

Granted! But Panama's soccer team still can't beat Spain's soccer team or Brazil's soccer team

I wish that guys could be cheerleaders

 

[Ben]

Granted, but guys already can be cheerleaders, so you wasted a wish. Two left says the Geni!

I wish I were omipotent.

 

[Aaron Corinth]

Granted, but it is post apocalyptic Earth, good luck with no trees and few people.

I wish the Cowboys actually had a team that could win a game.

 

[Ben]

(ninja'd sorry)

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. As you didnt wish, you must join the cowboys team. You're the mascott


I wish that I had a magic cell phone that revealed peoples' last words before death, just like in trauma team!