Corrupt A Wish

[OhNoesBunnies]

You're hanging out with all your OCs now, except the Death Star is about to fire on the planet you're on.

I wish Ewoks everywhere would just explode.

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted! Everyone hates you though

I wish chairs where comfortable

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. they also kill you.

I wish more people played the minecraft server scarcraft.

 

[OhNoesBunnies]

Granted, but they bitch and moan all day about how the world doesn't understand how great Call of Duty is and that the human eye can't see past 60 Frames-Per-Second (which is for some reason, a hilarious topic on the main forums).

I wish Canora was a real kitty.

 

[EnderM5]

Granted, but she immediately claws your eyes out and pees on your couch.

I wish I could turn invisible...

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. But in accomplishing such a feat, you turn me into a blonde zabrak, who emediately uses force drain to kill you for energy.

I wish Jawas. again.

 

[TheLastLine]

Your Jawas' are carrying STD's, they infect your livestock and they, the livestock and you die horribly.

I wish for death by snoo snoo.

 

[OhNoesBunnies]

Granted, However Snoo-Snoo is not limited to heterosexual encounters. You die, but before then you suffer for days at the hands of rabid Ewoks.

I wish I was famous.

 

[Fang.]

Granted, you are famous for being a worse influence than miley cyrus.

I wish I was the Balrog

 

[Maxx]

Granted. Your new found ugliness cause all the mirrors in the world to break, causing all the bad luck to kill you.

I wish... that Country music would stop imitating other genres.

 

[OhNoesBunnies]

Granted, but now it's just really really racist.

I wish bunnies ruled the world.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. The bunnies dont do well in the rabbit-covenant war, but Lekgolo take their side, charmed by their fast reproduction rate and inability and lack of instinct to attempt to eat them like candy.

Both species go extinct, and the flood destroys all.

On a side note, No one likes starwars anymore because Bunny-Lucas gets eaten by a fox halfway through production of the origional films. They were terrible, becase Yodabunny looks like a mouse with tree-sized ears, vaderbunny looks terrible, and an actor dies in the film because Harebacca gives them a heart attack. well done. You ruined starwars and susequently caused halo-style armageddon.

I wish that I was a large sentient lekgolo colony.

 

[Saul]

Granted. However, sentience comes with feels and autonomy, and your lekgolo colony turns out to be a giant hippy cult where each individual lekgolo thinks its opinions are better than listening to you, and ultimately destroys itself through rampant use of toxic drugs and a lack of coordinated decision making

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

 

[Icaro]

Granted, you become Chuck Norris. However, it's a shame that the martial artist you're likely referring to is actually named Carlos. Have fun being whoever you ended up as.

I wish I was a wizard.

 

[OhNoesBunnies]

Granted, except now you have Gandalf following you everywhere screaming "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Since you're but a wizard of parlor tricks, his powers keep you from enjoying everything you usually like to do.

I wish I was a Succubus.

 

[Bee]

Granted, but only the elderly sate your sexual hunger.

I wish I had a fish.

 

[Malon]

Granted, but since you only wished for a fish and nothing to contain it in, it will die fairly quickly after you obtain it. Good luck with that.

I wish I had the ability to cure any disease.

 

[Rector_Ras]

Granted but for every disease you cure a new deadlier one is made


I wish I could use force lightning on other people

 

[Galavant]

Granted. Unfortunately you happen to be standing near a bottomless pit into which your first victim throws you.

I wish I had a new pair of socks.

 

[Malon]

Granted, but the socks are infested with flesh eating spiders.

Speaking of spiders, I wish the entire spider race died out.