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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: Hello there, my name is James.
You: I am thirty years old, male, and I like long hours on Omegle where I talk to random people across the internet.
You: Often I tell them about my goals, my name, and what I am doing right now as we two chat.
You: They never seem to care, no matter what, and often only want to know "A / S / L"
You: These letters build an acronym which stands for, and you likely know, Age, Sex, and of course the mighty, Location.
You: A monologue of mine often turns into a lecture, but let us not go there. You likely don't care.
You: So, allow me to re-introduce myself.
You: Hello there, my name is James.
You: What is yours?
Stranger: haha, I like it, Im Bryan
Stranger: and yeah, Im tired of the people who are only out to see titties
Stranger: soon as that dreaded "m" comes out its a disconnect
You: Titties, or rather mammalian glands, are in living variity rare across the globe that is called Internet. Curiously enough, pictures taken of said breasts are not only common on the Internet, but likely make up a bulk of the photographies that are on the Internet.
You: These photographies are commonly known across the World as 'pornography', or in some cases 'pictures of in-decent or unvoluntary exposure'.
Stranger: exactly, I think it is some sort of voyuer fettish
Stranger: its not as good unless you're talking to them
Stranger: someone you "know"
You: That is quite possible, Bryan, but personally I can not varify this as I am James, a thirty year old man that sits infront of a computer screen with his Firefox Browser open, who likes to talk to random people across the Internet for hours.
You: But such are the entities that roam the earth beneath our feet, and by social standards they are quite perverted and unclean.
Stranger: quite true
You: By doing this, I hope to inject some sort of decency and some of my mind into other people, by leaving an impression on their memories. Such is my goal of sitting infront of a monitor, with a Firefox .executive opened and a tab saying 'Omegle' filling up the command bar of my browser-programm.
Stranger: a noble task
You: Although noble is subjective, I might agree with you. Some people may say that I am doing this solely for selfish needs, but I digress. Those people do not know what they are talking about, and should drool over someone else.
You: So, Bryan, what is your goal here on Omegle?
You: What is your reason for sitting infront of your monitor, and talking to a random stranger who calls himself James?
Stranger: mostly filling my time, I was rather bored. I hope to find interesting people to talk to and while I am not actively looking for "titties" I would not turn them down should the be proffered
You: I do not share your hopes for mammalian glands of the living varity, as my interest for such and for any gender of the Homo Sapiens speciae are lacking entirely from my life.
You: Although I suppose I should wish you luck on your journey through the vastness that is the Internet, and the country that refers to itself as Omegle.
Stranger: heh, alrighty
You: With those words, good luck Bryan, on your journey through the vastness that is the Internet, on your quest for meeting female counterparts of our species.
Stranger: to you as well!
You: Hm, thank you, although that luck is misplaced as I am not looking for the same item as you are.
You: What kind of soundwaves make you feel comfortable, Bryan?
Stranger: I tend to be a fan of Ska more than anything else, but Ill listen to just about anything
You: I am, if it is not apparent, of course referring to the subject known as 'music'.
You: Ah.
You: I have no heard of Ska.
You: It seems that my last sentence lacks the latter T after the word no.
You: And it would appear that I missplaced an a, where an e should be in the word letter.
Stranger: well if you wish to learn, I would suggest looking up Reel Big Fish, Save Ferris, Less Than Jake, or Skanking Pickle on youtube
You: I am back from my journey to the country known as Wikipedia, and after travelling back and forth across the globe known as Internet I have found out that Ska is a jamaican sub-genre of reggae music.
Stranger: very much so
You: I have also gathered that Ska may also stand for 'Sports Club of Army', specifically Sports Clubs residing in the terran country known as the Russian Federation.
You: Well, it was an experience talking to you Bryan, but I have to stand up from my seat and leave the monitor and realm of Omegle.
Stranger: fare thee well
You: Good day.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: Hello there, my name is James.
You: I am thirty years old, male, and I like long hours on Omegle where I talk to random people across the internet.
You: Often I tell them about my goals, my name, and what I am doing right now as we two chat.
You: They never seem to care, no matter what, and often only want to know "A / S / L"
You: These letters build an acronym which stands for, and you likely know, Age, Sex, and of course the mighty, Location.
You: A monologue of mine often turns into a lecture, but let us not go there. You likely don't care.
You: So, allow me to re-introduce myself.
You: Hello there, my name is James.
You: What is yours?
Stranger: haha, I like it, Im Bryan
Stranger: and yeah, Im tired of the people who are only out to see titties
Stranger: soon as that dreaded "m" comes out its a disconnect
You: Titties, or rather mammalian glands, are in living variity rare across the globe that is called Internet. Curiously enough, pictures taken of said breasts are not only common on the Internet, but likely make up a bulk of the photographies that are on the Internet.
You: These photographies are commonly known across the World as 'pornography', or in some cases 'pictures of in-decent or unvoluntary exposure'.
Stranger: exactly, I think it is some sort of voyuer fettish
Stranger: its not as good unless you're talking to them
Stranger: someone you "know"
You: That is quite possible, Bryan, but personally I can not varify this as I am James, a thirty year old man that sits infront of a computer screen with his Firefox Browser open, who likes to talk to random people across the Internet for hours.
You: But such are the entities that roam the earth beneath our feet, and by social standards they are quite perverted and unclean.
Stranger: quite true
You: By doing this, I hope to inject some sort of decency and some of my mind into other people, by leaving an impression on their memories. Such is my goal of sitting infront of a monitor, with a Firefox .executive opened and a tab saying 'Omegle' filling up the command bar of my browser-programm.
Stranger: a noble task
You: Although noble is subjective, I might agree with you. Some people may say that I am doing this solely for selfish needs, but I digress. Those people do not know what they are talking about, and should drool over someone else.
You: So, Bryan, what is your goal here on Omegle?
You: What is your reason for sitting infront of your monitor, and talking to a random stranger who calls himself James?
Stranger: mostly filling my time, I was rather bored. I hope to find interesting people to talk to and while I am not actively looking for "titties" I would not turn them down should the be proffered
You: I do not share your hopes for mammalian glands of the living varity, as my interest for such and for any gender of the Homo Sapiens speciae are lacking entirely from my life.
You: Although I suppose I should wish you luck on your journey through the vastness that is the Internet, and the country that refers to itself as Omegle.
Stranger: heh, alrighty
You: With those words, good luck Bryan, on your journey through the vastness that is the Internet, on your quest for meeting female counterparts of our species.
Stranger: to you as well!
You: Hm, thank you, although that luck is misplaced as I am not looking for the same item as you are.
You: What kind of soundwaves make you feel comfortable, Bryan?
Stranger: I tend to be a fan of Ska more than anything else, but Ill listen to just about anything
You: I am, if it is not apparent, of course referring to the subject known as 'music'.
You: Ah.
You: I have no heard of Ska.
You: It seems that my last sentence lacks the latter T after the word no.
You: And it would appear that I missplaced an a, where an e should be in the word letter.
Stranger: well if you wish to learn, I would suggest looking up Reel Big Fish, Save Ferris, Less Than Jake, or Skanking Pickle on youtube
You: I am back from my journey to the country known as Wikipedia, and after travelling back and forth across the globe known as Internet I have found out that Ska is a jamaican sub-genre of reggae music.
Stranger: very much so
You: I have also gathered that Ska may also stand for 'Sports Club of Army', specifically Sports Clubs residing in the terran country known as the Russian Federation.
You: Well, it was an experience talking to you Bryan, but I have to stand up from my seat and leave the monitor and realm of Omegle.
Stranger: fare thee well
You: Good day.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
