Jedi Master Obama

[Brandon Rhea]

DUDE: I'll get you with my fencing saber, Obama!

OBAMA: Bitch, please. I stab you with a lightsaber. **** you motha****a.​

 

[Demiurge]

I always knew there had to be a RL Sidious somewhere manipulating politicians to come to power. Obama is officially exposed.

 

[Phil]

Couldn't this have gone in the El Pics thread?

 

[Hanshin]

Mace 'obama' Windu :CHappy:

 

[Santoro]

I always knew there had to be a RL Sidious somewhere manipulating politicians to come to power. Obama is officially exposed.

/hi5!

 

[Kaeb]

I cried happy tears.

 

[Lavi]

He is manipulating the public with the Force. Behave, or he'll come knocking with lighting powaz.

 

[Niner]

So am I the only one wondering why he is playing with a kid toy instead of doing his job?

 

[Sovereign]

So am I the only one wondering why he is playing with a kid toy instead of doing his job?

Are you kidding me?

 

[Kaeb]

So am I the only one wondering why he is playing with a kid toy instead of doing his job?

*sigh*.


Publicity Niner, looking good in the public eye.

 

[D.C.]

So am I the only one wondering why he is playing with a kid toy instead of doing his job?

It is his job. He's a jedi master. Duh...

 

[Ser Gregor]

Are you kidding me?

Of course he's not. I mean, obviously he's dicking around and obviously he can't be promoting the 2016 Olympics for Chicago with the aid of several Paralympic and Olympic athletes, which would mean jobs- OH WAIT THAT'S WHAT HE WAS DOING!

 

[Phil]

So am I the only one wondering why he is playing with a kid toy instead of doing his job?

I was not aware he was not allowed to have fun.

 

[jediduncan]

Obama is my hero for this. Also, because he called Kanye West a jackass.

 

[Niner]

*sigh*.


Publicity Niner, looking good in the public eye.

Yeah but all he does is publicity. He's acting like a pop star not a president. Of course since you lot think the sun shines out of his ass you'll never see that.

I was not aware he was not allowed to have fun.

If Bush had had that same picture taken of him everyone on here would be whining and complaining that he's a terrible president. But if Obama does it he's some kind of freaking hero.

 

[Ser Yorick]

Yeah but all he does is publicity. He's acting like a pop star not a president. Of course since you lot think the sun shines out of his ass you'll never see that.

The sun does not shine out of his ass, silly. It was trillions of years ago when he created the universe by farting. GOSH.

 

[Sovereign]

If Bush had had that same picture taken of him everyone on here would be whining and complaining that he's a terrible president.

...And why the hell would we say that?

There's no logic behind criticizing the President for simply promoting the olympics, so I fail to see how it would matter if it was Bush or Theodore ****ing Roosevelt doing it.

 

[Ser Gregor]

If Bush had had that same picture taken of him everyone on here would be whining and complaining that he's a terrible president. But if Obama does it he's some kind of freaking hero.

Oh you mean Bush who spent more than one third of his presidency on vacation Bush?

Face it Niner, you're just a cynical kid who can't stand to see people like their president for once.

He has an excellent Cult of Personality, which is important for a president, imo. Nothing wrong with him keeping in the public's eye.

 

[Niner]

Oh you mean Bush who spent more than one third of his presidency on vacation Bush?

Face it Niner, you're just a cynical kid who can't stand to see people like their president for once.

He has an excellent Cult of Personality, which is important for a president, imo. Nothing wrong with him keeping in the public's eye.

Yeah well cynicism is better then falling in love with a president because he's "popular" and he is on TV shows more then he's in the freaking oval office.

 

[Sovereign]

Yeah well cynicism is better then falling in love with a president because he's "popular" and he is on TV shows more then he's in the freaking oval office.

Your disdain for Obama is completely irrational.

You just hate him because your parents do.